Explain the Nintendo phenomena to me

Clearly their games are made for toddlers. Why the fuck do the adults in the West play this and are generally so excited about them? Even here of all places, there are dozens of mario/zelda/%insert nintendo toddler franchise% threads.

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>saying this while posting toddler wojak memes

Normal people enjoy fun. Raging faggots want what sony offers.

It’s mostly childhood nostalgia culminating in a cult like fanbase who will fiercely defend Nintendo from any and all perceived criticism, and baselessly call you a snoy in the process.

>This is not meant to start a flamewar
>let me post le wojack mocking nintentards

Fuck op and fuck Nintendo fan boys, even worse than snoys and xtards because their shilling actually make the games worse

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sony fag hands made this thread

anime and nintendo games attract people with autism

All you need to know is that you are here as well, and you will never leave and were never planning to. So who’s the toddler now you little shitstain?

Back to playing the 56th regurgitation of FIFA like the adults do, OP.

Have fun, you manly man.

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clockwork

It's the only available currentgen console with proper CFW on it. It's that simple.

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Because you're wrong. Nintendo games are generally aimed at all ages, meaning they can be enjoyed by anybody. A toddlers game would be something like Bugsnax or Astrobot on the brand new PS5.

A thread died for this. I don’t even know what it was, but I guarantee it was better than this.

let this be your answer op. Remember, this is unofficially nintendogaf.

Because videogames

Many zoomers think Fornite is fun but there sure are many people in this board who make fun of them for it. But when someone says Animal Crossing is for toddlers and trannies, the drones would defend it with, "B-but it's fun!" Why the double standard?

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Enjoy your bing bing wahoo 400 casual.

What mario fanboys say to youngdefiant after watching his mario odys-shir video

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The answer is that Fortnite is actually fun

Actually I’m playing Hyrule Warriors.

It's ____ when __________ does it

consoomer manchildren

Lmao’ing @ all the nintendies seething ITT

Can only play warriors games if it has nintendo skin on it. Lmao. You fucking are like babies.

Look, I'm gonna tell it to you straight, OP.

It's because the only reason anyone, literally anyone, enjoys any work of art, is because they project themselves and their life onto it, often times without even consciously realizing it.

Meaning, people who enjoy Nintendo shit, is because Nintendo shit is their fucking life. Color and rainbows, simplistic ideas and themes, childish gizmos and whatnot, it's their ideal life. It doesn't matter if they're poor, they're rich, they have a shitty abusive family, or even have a perfect go-lucky family, or whatever. It simply is the fact that Nintendo fans see the Nintendo life as ideal, it makes them happy, and even as someone who finds that utterly disgusting and contrary to what a human being should like or want, there's nothing I can do about that. There's nothing you can do about that. There's nothing.

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Brain Demage causes that

>MUH NINTENDO GAF

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why are nintentrannies so obsessed with sony? do you dream of sony during your daily dilation sessions?

Well no it’s just that I’m all caught up on my musous. So I’m playing the newest one. I was playing Rune Factory 4 earlier though.

Nintendo fans buy Nintendo toys to get close to children to rape them
This is why Smash and Pokemon communities are full of pedophiles

Nintentards will see this thread and be like

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So Sonyfags see themselves as quipping teenagers and dark sad protagonists?

generally speaking, mario/zelda/etc. are games for all ages. if you want to see vidya aimed at children, look for shit like dora the explorer or sesame street games, anything rated EC, really.

admittedly though, in recent times nintendo doesn't really respect the intelligence of the player. "nintendo would never do giygas-tier shit today"-like statements aside, the gameplay really isn't all that challenging at all and mario's writing peaked at galaxy

I think you should go outside more.

Can you stop thinking about sony for one second? How do you even live like this?
Who am I kidding, you don't, you need mommy to help you with everything because your sony obsession stops you from performing normal every day tasks

Because I like platformer and action fantasy games and Nintendo are the only focus to do these games first party without bogging them down with tired Hollywood cliched stories.

Ratchet and clank almost fills this niche but the platforming is meh as fuck.

Odyssey was great for platforming for example.

Anti-Nintendo threads are still Nintendo threads

You guys are almost capturing the glory days of console wars, but it still feels a bit lacking. I think the vitriol is too much against Nintendo right now. We need to get some more anti-Sony and Xbox actors in here to even out the play a bit.

Nice you actually games other than nintendo shit.

No, that's a casual, handholding game, it has no skills man,you being dumbed down,and the music is very annoying

I was under the impression Todlers played Call of Duty and 2K sports n shit.

Can't wait for the Snoy and xchud purge after the Switch Pro drops

Well yeah dude. Who legitimately only plays games made by one single company aside from moms and normalfags?

And yet still the best platformer game in 2020.

maybe if exclusives existed on those consoles there wouldn't be so much seethe against nintendo

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True, I play games from sega, bamco, falcom, capcom and other japanese devs. Can't stand AAA trash.

what a waste of space this stupid post is

all the worthwhile switch "exclusives" are better on PC.

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