It's time bros, i'm leaving for mandatory military service next week

I can't defer any longer ;-;

help me decide my last games i play before i put on my big boy pants for 18 months, cya guys then... maybe...

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Sounds fucked up. Good I don't have this shit in my country. Play Spellforce3.

Play MW2

My ex's brother had to do it for a couple of years in Singapore. He ended up with a cushy desk job.

The one downside of living in South Korea. Sasuga, user-kun.

remember do not pick up a dropped soap

Hahaha that's what you get for being both a discount Japanese and discount chink

Well done user
Now take a bullet for Israel

its not that bad actually. i know some koreans who did it and military service for the normal men is just siting around and doing fuck all. you should know this. its an 18 months holiday basically

Do you hate the Japanese.

If your country isn't looking to go to war soon, pick infantry. If you're not training you got shit all to do but play video. Plus you get to be a smug dickhead to everyone else

Just somehow disable yourself so you don't have to go, become sick, go outside when it's raining or make your room really cold so you get an unbearable cold so you won't have to go, get COVID, diagnose yourself with autism, become tranny, just anything to avoid this shit. Fuck military service

play insurgency sandstorm and train yourself up so it will be easy in training at the actual thing

Refuse to use the bathroom, just shit your pants all the time. They'll let you go back.

Wtf you have internet in north korea???

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>only 18 months
Lmao, step it up, faggot. Also once you get past basic training it will be fun, since there's literally 0 military activity in your country. You'll just be hanging out with your bros doing fuck all.

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gambatte bro

That or those military assholes will bully you to death.

good luck

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I hope you die and end up in Hell, you fucking freak.

Take it seriously and you might end up with a comfy military position after your 18 months. Job stability for decades and early retirement, it's really not a bad deal.

I think you should play the wonderful masterpiece that is Skyrim, user.

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>Korea
>literally 0 military activity

Loser dog, have fun.

Yeah, that exists to a degree, the average person is so worthless in the army, that serving for a longer period is literally all they have to cling to.
It's the same way oldfags look down on newshits on Zig Forums.

Staring at N. Koreans at the border is not having activity. That's why the can allow themselves to only serve for such a short time, since they don't really need experienced soldiers on demand. Special Forces or whatever are another thing entirely though.

Bullying has always been highly relevant within military services, most of the people who use this website should avoid it at all cost, it's where the evilness of normalfags can shine the most.

Kys zoom zoom

conscription is just working for the government without pay
>Staring at N. Koreans at the border is not having activity.
bitch show flag or stfu with your couch analyst bs

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>only 2 wars in last millennium
>both are ganging up with half of the world to kick some monkey ass

Protip: Don't be a shitbag and you won't get bullied. Well, you're going to get bullied the first few months anyway until you prove yourself. Then you get to be the bully.

Go ahead, prove me wrong.
Which active war zone does the Korean army actively participate in?

Bullying in basic training is meant to remove the "special snowflake" attitude many normalfags have desu. Although it's technically not allowed, everyone still does it.

Basic isn't even bullying because of how many people outside the military pay attention to it. Once you leave that and no one cares the real bullying can begin.

>border watching
yeah sounds like kino to me

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also true

flag faget. I bet you don't even boarder with any hostile countries.

Mandatory military service is actually fun. I visited Syria and Ukraine back in my days.

I'm from Russia so I'm from a hostile country myself.

military spoiler: most people end up spending 80% of their time in barracks playing videogames. Just don't be retarded and life basically wont change other than mommy wont be there to bring you tendies.