>click on dog
>*woof*
Click on dog
>click on cat
>*I have many wares for good coin.*
>click off dog
>*bark*
>shovel dog
>"awoo"
>Click on cow
>Mooo
>Click again
>Mooo?
Awww, look at this woofer, what a borker, such a woof bork pupper, who's a hecking pupperino? you're a goodboi cloudy doggerino!
>click on Zig Forums
>"So what if I'm a virgin?"
>get animal talker perk
>can discuss Hegel with random pug
>enemies can open doors
this but unironically
Yes.
dunno how people find dogs cute
disgusting stinky beast
>click on squirrel
>*drops raw meat*
based chink vidya, encouraging people to eat wild animals and not afraid of any diseases
>click on dog
>it aggros
based s;g poster
theyre so pointless to me.
you gotts spend way too much time caring for them for basically nothing in return.
Is having your place smell like shit, always worrying if your dog ran away or is destroying your shit worth just to feel like some animal likes you?
It is when you've got fuck-all else. Bought companionship is still companionship, and I'd spend less on a loyal dog than a disloyal broad.
>allies can open doors
>they let enemies in
For being such a proud culture, Japs sure do love bowing to globalism and the west by using our roman alphabet everywhere.
>click on owl
>Hoo dies this day?
dont know what rock youve been living under but japan having become westernized isnt exactly news user
>Hello fellow German Shepherds
>click on dog
>"You are exactly what I was looking for."
Cultures that don't appreciate dogs are subhuman.
some are cute
some arent
Name one (1) game.
Not everyone is chinese
>We must allow pitbulls into the dog park, or else we cannot survive
I fucking love these long snout Jewish dogs
lol
>click on cat
>Is it not so that thou art new? Thou fared well to find me
based
>click on woman
>ARE YOU SEXUALLY HARASSING ME?