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Did you expect any different? It's a fucking hyped as fuck Souls game based on the one no one ever played so it's basically an entirely new Souls game for like 95% of the people buying and playing and reviewing it lol
They could have released even more hot garbage than what they did and it would still get 90+ reviews because normies are fucking faggots who eat up the HARDCORE GAYMURR LYFE constantly

a sort of global picture of the U.S.* PS5 games.

its a good game so what? still not paying 500 dollars plus tip for the ps5

>b-but muh get woke go broke b-bros
this board's so fucking pathetic lol

Where you shacking bro? Backyard?

Yeah, but not because of the usual reasons.
Now we are mad because it's bad, not because it's good and we don't have access to it.

Nah, we always knew that this was going to be the future, consumerism wins after all, SOUL dies, there's nothing we can do about it.

>burgerized remake being praised by muttoids
what a shock

*Sippy*

>it doesn't matter that they ruined the intro
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Demon's Souls
>it doesn't matter that they ruined The Beginning
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the UI
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the atmosphere
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the art style
>it doesn't matter that they ruined almost every design
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the voice acting
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the animations
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the sounds
>it doesn't matter that your character constantly grunts
>it doesn't matter that magic sounds like sci-fi laser guns
>it doesn't matter that the soul absorption sound sounds like shit
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the fluted set
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Vanguard's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Nexus
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Crestfallen Warrior
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Thomas
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Boletaria
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the dreglings
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the knights
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Phalanx's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Monumental
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Tales of Old
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the fat officials
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Tower Knight's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Stonefang Tunnel
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the scale miners
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Flamelurker's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Latria
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the prisoners
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the mind flayers
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Fool's Idol's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the gargoyles
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Maneater's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Old Monk's theme

Part 1/2 I'M NOT DONE YET BLUESHILLS

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*Clears throat*

>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Shrine of Storms
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the skeletons
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Adjudicator's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the reapers
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the shadowlurkers
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Old Hero's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Storm King's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the Valley of Defilement
>it doesn't matter that they ruined the depraved ones
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Astraea's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Doran
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Allant's theme
>it doesn't matter that they ruined Return to Slumber
>it doesn't matter that you need a PS+ subscription for the full Demon's Souls experience
>it doesn't matter that the gold coins they added can be exploited to level luck past 10,000
>it doesn't matter that it has pre-order DLC
>it doesn't matter that the pre-order ring can be repeatedly equipped to refill your HP
>it doesn't matter that the pre-order ring is required for the trophy
>it doesn't matter that the only other way to get this ring is to trade pure bladestone with Sparkly

Say it with me
DEMON'S S O U L L E S S

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Apparently it doesn't matter if this piece of shit got a 90. There's no hope in this industry, no hope at all.

Based and stuffpilled.

PC release is inevitable bros!

>raving reviews
>cope
Lol u mad

>u mad
Yes, you should be too, otherwise they will do it again.

KING

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The moment Zig Forums starts betting against Sony, they rack up Ls so fast.

>90% of these are just saying individual things are ruined for being slightly different, since there are very few real arguments
LOL

AUTIST

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Why would I be mad? I enjoy the game. I'm not some jaded autist who hates everything. There's pros and cons to the game. But it's not bad.

Zig ForumsROS... HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DESPISE THE NEW MUSIC...

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>flopping
Were other console release games well selling in general? It seems like until it's a bit into a gen nobody will massively buy the launch titles.

>532809892
>jewpoint shills are basedjak posters
like clockwork

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meant for

No thanks, PC has already the proper version for free.

>threads is the 500+70# thread about trying to troll people who disliked the remake.
>gets troll replies as response.
>LOL U MAD
No bro, the ones mad as fuck are you Bluefags, you are some really thirsty whore for our attention.

cope

What could you expect? Remember that every normal fag turns all the sliders to their extremes to make le ebin clown faces. Of course they don’t give a shit about atmosphere. Normal fags will gladly pay for a $500 console plus a $70 game just for the convenience of not having to dig up their ps3 and pay $10 instead. They will constantly claim that it doesn’t matter that the visuals are shit, disregarding that the only “improvment” was the visuals. And of course, normal fags don’t look at or think about what they see, when a normal fag watches a movie they are concerned only with the immediate context of what they’re watching, or more often they’re just there to eat popcorn and then go to dinner with their friends. They don’t think about the movie afterwards or what the purpose of any of the visuals meant.

>if you hate something that means you are a grumpy sad man who hates literally everything!
Cope.
>There's pros and cons to the game. But it's not bad.
The situation is very bad, the only way you could not see it is by being a retarded consumerist, it's worse in every aspect compared to the original, except graphics, which don't matter at all and will only impress normiecattle like you, that's the only pro you are talking about, don't you?
Graphics, that's the only improvement, everything else is a legit downgrade, and people rejoice because they just like consuming whatever they throw at them.

nah gameplay is better too, the fixed grass spam and item burden isn't a shitshow anymore, among other things

God of War has the same label and its a piece of shit no matter what you say.

People who hate item burden are fucking idiots. It wasn't a problem ten years ago and it isn't a problem now.

>wasn't a problem
>pick up one heavy armor set on your first playthrough
>your ability to pick thing up is now disabled

Seething

i mean no shit, nobody owns a ps5