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New Cyberpunk 2077 Trailer
Ethan Edwards
Liam Morgan
b-but shazam told me wouldn't have those features
Carter Lee
It looks sick.
Matthew Rogers
didn’t watch
Cooper Hall
SHE'S IN
Oliver Young
cope
Alexander Thompson
Shazam is a lying nigger. But then again, so is CDPR.
William Baker
Holy shit, Europeans can't do Cyberpunk.
Henry Moore
i will be honest
this whole year was very MEH and all those night city wires showed us only garbage but with this trailer hype is back on the menu boys
i cant wait to play this fucking game
Adam King
JUDY GANG RISE UP
Evan Reyes
What, spoilers?
Grayson Reyes
Looks fucking dope. Are you ready for the next generation of open world, faggots?
Luis Walker
I honestly want to ride the rollercoaster.
Aiden Edwards
based on the ign preview seems like the game likes to throw all the sidequests at you from the get go creating a whole laundry list of things to do kind of like tw3
Xavier Peterson
I've seen her on facial abuse
Jayden Allen
Game awards are gonna be awkward when the actual game of the year releases a day before the show.
Noah Cooper
Fucking sucks that most perks are just +% numbers.
Jaxson Mitchell
mommy gf confirmed
Camden Smith
I just dont care anymore, it looks soulless.
I’d rather have a more 80ies style cyberpunk
Leo Johnson
DAY MAN
OH HOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jackson Ward
I think I'm gonna have a good bit of fun playing this lads
Oliver Gomez
>Europeans can't do
Found the jew
Levi Peterson
For me, it's Judy
Austin Martinez
I'm already cooming on Judy.
Jordan Myers
It will be glorious. Too bad for the voiced faggot.
Andrew White
Looks like kino desu
Owen Roberts
you lost
Jayden Murphy
Please be straight.
James Cox
>show off gameplay
>show off "Gameplay" trailer afterwards that looks completely different
>laugh at the retards who will still fall for it just as they did with W3
Nathan Ross
I'm gonna be a corporate hacking douche. What will you be?
Thomas Brooks
drug addict corporate ladder climbing psychopath
Alexander Thompson
Fuck, that looks great
Chase Thomas
not going lie it looks good.
Levi Anderson
You're retarded, not that you're able to understand that.
Jacob Ramirez
I might enable the Japanese VO and pretend everyone speaks japanese in the future
Angel Wood
>Please be everything I wish you to be
ftfy
Definitely corporate mommy melee build.
Carter Powell
Everyone takes corpo because it's the coolest.
Anthony Rivera
That's because you don't play video games you fucking faggot tranny
Jayden Allen
please be romanceable
Owen Jackson
can I dress up like these guys if I go Corpo?
Tyler Butler
An absolutely corpo whore with the most slutty clothing available and nude on the top.
Oliver Ward
Nothing has ever hyped more and delivered less of it.
Jaxon Gomez
Julian Rodriguez
It's not that. It's a typically White voice and I'm a White supremacist. But no voice at all is much more immersive.
Justin Peterson
Forgot to add, futa corporate mommy melee build.
You ain't exactly corpo senpai. You're PMC.
Jonathan Mitchell
Canonicly everyone in 2077 speaks Hungarian. God Emperor Orban rules Europe with a iron, but fair, fist
Anthony Powell
keep crying cryboy
you're irrelevant :)
Wyatt Peterson
I'M FINALLY GOING TO HAVE AND EXPERIENCE INTIMATE SEX BROS!!
Cameron Martinez
Corpo-chad fucking all the corpo-milfs
Aaron Williams
No just romanceable as male V really. Wouldn't mind bisexual.
Robert Taylor
White Street Kid that will fuck every White girl.
Kayden Williams
keep coping
Cooper Morales
>PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER HAVE CONVERTED ON THE ALREADY OVERCROWDED NIGHT CITY
>ONE OF THE WORLDS LAST GREAT MEGALOPOLISES
>the actual city is smaller than Los Santos
>no more than 10 npcs on screen at any given time
So uh... what did... what did they mean by this...?
Jaxon Jackson
I just wish I could be NCPD or part of the Trauma Team, they look badass.
Maybe if that Cyberpunk Online thing ends up being a roleplay fest we can do it.
Angel Collins
corpo by day, hacker by night
Jordan Stewart
>not playing nomad first time working yourself into the city
Gavin Cook
I stopped caring about cyberpunk years ago. I thought it looked kinda neat when they put out that CG trailer 7 years and some change ago, but I don't fall into the trap of "getting hyped" for games anymore. I will just wait until it comes out and see if I really care to play it.
Dylan Gutierrez
You'll probably be able to dress like Arasaka and Militech PMCs. NCPD, probably not.
Alexander Davis
Everyone is going corporate it seems. Zig Forums has some good taste after all.
Logan Robinson
Ye, let's hope.
I'd love to be a Face in some nightclubs, surrounded by futa hookers and just handing out jobs to any retards with chrome on their body.
Parker Roberts
not gonna lie, it doesnt look too bad
Grayson Morgan
Officer Shazam. Lets begin.
Recite your basedline.
“Don’t care, I’m still not buying Cyberpunk 2077”
>BEEP
“A system of Cyberpunk threads with incels, un-slurped drink
With incels un-slurped drink
With incels un-slurped drink”
>BEEP
“I gleefully slurp against the tall, bright sun-fountain sky”
>BEEP
SLURP
“SLURP”
Have you ever preordered Cyberpunk 2077? SLURP.
“SLURP”
Do they keep you in a Cyberpunk thread? SLURP.
“SLURP”
When you’re not posting your pasta, do they keep you in a Big Thirst cup? SLURP.
“SLURP”
INCELS STINK.
“...INCELS STINK”
What’s it like to play Cyberpunk 2077? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do they post Gameplay Reveal Walkthroughs? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do you long for having your money back? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do you dream about Cyberpunk releasing? INCELS STINK.
“...INCELS STINK”
What’s it like holding the Cyberpunk 2077 disk in your hands? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do you feel like there’s a part of this game that is missing? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK. Why don’t you delay it three times.
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK” ...
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK” ...
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK”
...
We’re done. Constant S. H. A. Z. A. M... you can pick up your Big Thirst.
“Thank you” *SLURRRRRRP*
Robert Thomas
sorry my dude Judy is 100% a muffdiver.
Female goth corpo. Based on what I've read/seen of the game I'll probably spend a lot of with crafting so probably a Techie focused build with a few hacker skills, backed up with skills that help with accurate sniper & scoped battle rifle combat.
Brayden Murphy
>3:04
Jesus christ that's the ugliest, shittiest explosion effect I've seen in years. Looks straight out of Doom
Owen Gray
>get jobs done
>thousands of eddies
>put it all in rollercoaster rides the whole day
thats NC live I chose
Charles Nguyen
It seems like you faggots will hate any game because it won't be a perfect 12/10 best game ever created .
John Evans
I'm going to be playing something better, instead of this trash lmao.
Luis Edwards
uhm, you can't play as corpo anymore? I don't want to be some filthy merc.
Jaxson Peterson
do your reps
Adam Morris
Can I be a street kid who lives a Gigolo lifestyle fucking some corporate mommy?
James Clark
same
Easton Gray
>Why don’t you delay it three times.
Top kek
Christopher Sanders
God damn this trailer made me so HYPED, I might actually consider pirating it now.