Today we lost a dear friend, whose sips and classic copypastas gave us great laughs. His quirky posts and sharp points will be never forgotten as we cherish his memory. Rest in peace, Shazam.
RIP SHAZAM - MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY CYBERPUNK DEVS
Nolan Richardson
Elijah Torres
>tfw you just realised he's the same guy who played Chuck
Jordan Morgan
you mean the lawyers brother?
Tyler Lewis
You're a faggot
Mason Gray
Not video games
Jack Fisher
lurk moar
Noah Sanders
If you autistically spam the same shit over and over other autists will parrot it
Leo Wright
Formerly sneed
Charles Gomez
>still no shazam game
Isaiah Adams
don't care
still buying Cyberpunk
Noah Davis
OH NO SIPFAGS WE WERE TOO COCKY
Thomas Gray
Don't care. Still posting Shazam.
Zachary Diaz
HE LIVES
Jonathan Turner
What happened?
Kevin Peterson
Wait what the hell happened? Was the original image DMCA'd?
Nathaniel Ortiz
Ryan Cook
cyberpunk actually turns out to be good
Robert Howard
His name's Captain Marvel, not Shazam. Shazam is the wizard that gave him his powers and the magic word he uses to call upon the powers of Salomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Achilles and Mercury and transform into Captain Marvel and fuck what any DCuck lawyer has to say about this.
Thomas Young
Nice user, didn't know that
Jose Cox
Based oldfag
Parker Brown
that suddenly made him less generic for me
Jayden Martinez
wtf this has to be fake
Owen Jones
Is this fucking real?
Nathan Hill
What was the better posting? Shazam posting or the sun is too bright meme?
Alexander Robinson
Zachary Levi was so fucking good in Chuck and has literally never been good in anything else
Aiden Hernandez
shazambros... it wasn't supposed to be this way...
Andrew Thomas
>Shazam who?
Joshua Gray
Indian self-help guru?
Jace Miller
They killed him because they couldn't handle his reaction when Cyberpunk finally launched because it was going to be shit.
Ayden Cooper
Lucas Robinson
Why is shazam man dead? Does cyberpunk look okay suddenly?
Jaxson Cox
No, shills are just blindly defending this now out of desperation
Brayden Cooper
because capeshit is onions
Cooper Martin
But hes still alive
Dylan Thompson
Are you implying the game is going to be good or what?
Mason Edwards
trannypunk really created some top notch memes