Game review/analysis video

>game review/analysis video
>starts with an "it's just my opinion" disclaimer

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>"the game is excellent and I love it"
>proceeds to completely trash it and blame it for the industry going to shit

But that's a good thing

There's no such thing as an objective review for video games, a subjective medium. That's why Zig Forums hates and despises game journos and reviewers so much.

>There's no such thing as an objective review for video games, a subjective medium.
Then by default, we know that every video of someone talking about a game is "just their opinion". So why even bother putting in a disclaimer at all? It just seems condescending, and it's on EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO. I don't need to be reminded of this shit every single day.

Why are there always so many metacritic scores up then?

Metacritic scores threads up that is

because people are retards and take critique of their favorite things personally

>video game analysis
>it's fucking 40+ minutes long
>they state retarded shit 5 minutes in and uses it as a premise for the entire rest of the video
>despite desperately trying to appear authoritative rather than some autist with too much time on their hands, literally zero effort is made in talking to anyone else to try and filter their opinions, never mind
contacting anyone who actually helped make the game.
>constantly spouts opinions and tries to play it off as fact by spending 5+ minutes coming up with bullshit as to why it should be taken seriously.
>it gets 500k+ views and becomes the go to argument for a legion of retards who can't think about anything on their own.

Why does this happen so often now?

towa

Twappi...

>>game review/analysis video
>>starts with an "my opinion is the word of God" disclaimer

I mean if you've talked about video games anywhere online, Zig Forums included (if not especially), you know retards will take criticism of their favorite games personally.

I can't imagine actually watching reviews.

how else are you supposed to know what to expect from a game?

Other gameplay videos that aren't in the form of a video review. Written articles about the game. Previous work from the developer. Reviews from people whose opinion you respect.

>Other gameplay videos that aren't in the form of a video review
>Written articles about the game
>Reviews from people whose opinion you respect
These are all the same as video reviews, just not in the form of a video. I think you just have something against video reviews, they'll do the job just as well as your suggestions.

>game review is several hours long

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Here are your holoEN chuubas

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Senzawa a cute

evidence?

would stuff all their feet into my mouth

So it wasn't a joke that socially retarded people browse this site

The only unconfirmed one is Gura. Most of their old channels/profiles are still up so people found them quickly.

>Then by default, we know that every video of someone talking about a game is "just their opinion"
Is it your first day on internet? You need to tell everything straight unless you don't want to insult anyone because they take your review opinions personally. You can see such effect here on the imagebaords where talking bad/good about some video game is similar to raping someone's mother. But this is "anonymous" board for discord/reddit.

They look like they fuck black guys.
which is fine by me

Considering that 2 of them support BLM and 3 of them support trans rights, you would be at least partially correct.

HOLSYHIT
KIARA IS GERMAN RIGHT?
SHE'S MY FUCKING COUSIN

this picture seems to change every time I open it.

No way

Yeah, there are a few versions of this. The other ones have worse photos of the girls without make up and stuff (except for Ame and Gura).

>Considering that 2 of them support BLM and 3 of them support trans rights
Who doesn't?

>This game is trash and I love it

The NPC meme is unironically real user. You'd be surprised how many people cannot form an opinion on their own.

>But that's a good thing
But common sense should indicate it is their opinion without it needing to be verbalized.

>game review/analysis video
>is just a plot synopsis

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Calli looks cute, I'm glad