Character low INT but have max charisma

fortune cookie advice is shit advice though, that's not high WIS

wew lads

That's every single good looking women, they age like milk.

"What is it based on?"

>Thought he asked if she lets her pubes grow or some shit
>It's just how much weight you lost
Why are women like this? Who gives a shit? If I was a fat fuck (and I am) and someone asked how much weight I lost to look good I would be like fuck yeah man those 30kg can suck my dick

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The art of bullshitting should be a star. Wait, isn't that technically charisma?

I'm just f- messing with you

Kek, she cute. and he got incredibly intimidated by her reaction, started justtifying himself and apologizing. That was basically a shit test and this is a prime example of how to not react to it.

"would you please brap in my mouth?"

How do I get a girl to look at me like this

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>Step 1: Stop posting on Zig Forums(nel)
>Step 2: See Step 1

She is just kidding and he got all serious, just stop being fucking beta male and you´ll be fine. Women do this sort of shit to test if you´re a real man or a little pussy.

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Be a handsome chad.

I mean, most don't have advice in them anymore; I remember getting one a decade ago that just said "You are pretty."

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She doesn't care you can see she loved it.

"What a forward young man"
I'd glock this bitch on the spot.

>0 STR
>max LCK

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ask them how much they weigh

You didn't see after the interview where she gets a different kind of sidearm if you nawmsayin

>0 STR
>max LCK

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@532846873
Don't give the redditor his upvotes

put on a trip coward

>Man apologizes for being too bold
>"w-what a beta faggot, she was just t-testing him"
>Man stands his ground like an "alpha"
>Gets labeled as a sex offender and loses his family, friends and job over it
There is no way to win. It's like g*d designed males to eat shit every time.

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Look at fucking flustered and horny she got from that CHAD. Must be nice having confidence and being attractive. I bet after the interview they went and fucked, god I hate being a fat manlet weeb incel degenerate.

She was loving it but then at the end you can see how she
has to backtrack because the guy cant handle her banter. If he hadn't been so reactive to it he could´ve got the pussy right there and then.

A-are there Videos that go.. a little further?

You just explained two different women.

>that langolier mouth size

unfathomably based

Most girls look at me like webm related. Wat do? Usually starts when I start talking to them about my Eve Online corporation

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Imagine getting vored by it haha

not my fetish

Only if the guy is unattractive

Hope for better rolls at character creation next game.

but we are here forever

>Teehee you can't hit me. Even if you do you're the asshole because I'm just a frail little thing.
He's acting like woman.

The guys are wondering why a gnat is trying so hard to look tough when he could be snapped like a twig.

This. If you're a manlet or have a 6/10 face then you should seek a life of celibacy.

ewww

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She has tourette's syndrome. You probably just smell like a pile of dead onions.

Women are so fake, this guy is clearly loaded and she's just biding the time to get a huge sack of money and then immediately remarry some Chad

That's a telltale sign of arousal.

anne hathaway occupied the default answer area in my head for 'if you could sleep with anyone, who'd it be?' that you'd be asked by your friends growing up, along with other actresses like emma watson, megan fox, etc.

what other actresses/famous people fall under this category? widely known 'hot girls' without any weird characteristics.

>Man stands his ground like an "alpha"
I don't even know what concept you have of standing up, but it´s definily not insulting the girl, you don't have to make her lose for you to also win.

HE literally didn't have to say anything, just keep the eye contact until she reponds, girls are good at this shit. You can clearly see her challenging eye contact and he just can't handle it, he breaks and starts to justify himself over and over. If she sees he is just not reactive to her comment and holds the eye contact she will repond the question normally. Now you can even take it a step further and come up with a witty response in a joking tone, that's even better.

I mean, maybe the fact that it's his job increased his reactivity to her, I'll give you that. but this is just a perfect example of what not to do when a girl flirts with you, this shit happens all the time with beta faggots, they can't hold eye contact for shit..

imagine being marooned with a girl in Antarctica and she fucks you so you shut up about how much you miss playing eve online

Princess Diana

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sorta what happens when you spend many generations forcing women to rely on men, they get retarded and men get socially/sexually clueless.

is she turned on or mad?

just how minted is he/his family, she doesn't look the type with a golden heart. it's either a) attention (youtube) or b) money

But that's not what society did. We taught women that they own men with just their vaginas and that men need to bow down to women. Women relying on men worked for millenia, yet now it's a problem? I don't think so.

She has a mental illness of her own if she's doing this. I can't think of any other reason

I'm imaging all the women you've freaked out and made leave places by forcing them into constant staring contests with awkward silences where they're expecting a response instead lmao

She's cute and all but I'm so repulsed by second hand females I completely have lost the ability to get it up for anyone unless I confirm the girl is a virgin (And that means no physical contact with anyone, ever, or even visual contact with a dick). My dick simply refuses to work if that's the case, how can you people live with yourselves knowing you're eating (or imagining to eat) someone else's leftovers? Fucking degenerates.

This seems to be the only option, even though it's literally torture.

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jesus buddy get off the internet, you're rapidly approaching "can't be helped" levels.

that's some patrician taste

Turned on

unironically seek help friend

Imagine going into a village with your armed squad, getting pelted by pebbles from the children so you decide to gun every village plus goat down.
That is the equivalent to the outcome if that buff guy decided to slap the shit out of him: Bad optics in any court.

Unironically just be yourself.

No you wouldn't

simultaneously based and cringe