What is THE worst intro in any videogame, ever?

Talking about unskippable intros. Great game but fuck that intro

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>intros to porn should be some form of highbrow art
LMAO

Pokemon juice for you.

>he doesn't watch exclusively high budget soft erotica
Ngmi

Quality of porn is not in its intro. Today's porn is unbelieavable from the get go so what a good porn intro does is put you in the mood and if the director is clever, it even manages to entertain you with its silliness.

Porn is retarded and no one sane watches it

Ok incel

Gay porn has much more memorable and better intros.

story?

The fucking Skyrim opening, it's great for a first time but my fucking god someone needs to make a mod where you skip the opening entirely and spawn just outside that cave.

>probably the most memorable straight porn intro
Now I need to see it. Source a brother up, user.

Of famous and popular games, I really REALLY hate Witcher 3 intro.
> Lookin' for Yennefer
> Flashback: Le Yennefer murdering 9999999 white men in the middle of a battle for no reason at all with le epic earthquake lightning and crows
> Shitty sex unicorn joke
> Go into shitty boring village, two men want to beat you up because u a freak
> Now have to walk around and so stuff until Yennefer appears to treat Geralt like a dog and tell him the emperor wants to see him

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She died. Or was it murder?

WHY THE FUCK is lemon stealing whores nowhere online

Buncha newfags in here.

>be me
>try Skryim 7 or 8 times already
>EVERY single time I go through the intro, dragon attacks, blah blah, I get thrown into the world, I walk to the village, get bored and quit playing
I swear to god the only thing I know about that fucking game is that fucking intro

>Wait a minute, this is not a beach! This is a bathtub!

I had to download a mod that turned stormcloak and the rebellion into joker gang weed people, the dialogue was really fucking dumb but at least it was fun.

Skyrim, long and unscippable, no ability to recreate your character right at the end.

Every Assassin's Creed.

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Yes and? No need to be a cunt about it.

Who’s the girl in the picture? She never gets fucked in the porn despite being better looking.

It's literally on youtube newfriends youtube.com/watch?v=xPW-vkohqPE

>character in a game has questionable motivations

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>porn in youtube
were you dropped as a baby?

Nobody cares about the porn bit. We're talking about the intro.

If you want actual porn it's literally on pornhub, you cum covered dildo

Except the user who you actually replied to. See
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dropped as a baby confirmed
also dropped

Are you fucking retarded?

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/9557

the division
>blah blah blah plauge
>blah blah blah new york
>BUT WE"RE THE DIVISION
>HERE TO SUCK NUTS AND FUCK CHUTS
>WE FIGHT FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY
>*eagle screeching in the background*
it felt like a borderline parody but was played completely straight and felt so disconnected from the other half of the opening cutscene which was semi-interesting with the green plague and whatnot

>you never never have a lemon-stealing whore steal your lemons

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