Describe your sex life with a videogame

Describe your sex life with a videogame.

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dark souls 2, because my sex life is the best

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GRIP

Dead by daylight

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He fucking went back for seconds.

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Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

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alone in the dark

God Hand

got too cocky should have only done 1

Yo! Noid!

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Because my wife looks like an 8-year-old little girl even though she's legal, I would have to say Bernd and the Mystery of Unteralterbach.

How much do you have to like butts to do something like this?

Remember Me

Stranger's Wrath

Underrated

post the GDQ SNIFFER

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Being a dwarf must suck.

Alone in the Dark

Being a brapfag should be a mental illness

Nah. She loves being tiny and childlike.
To her, the only thing she doesn't like is that she has to bring her driver's licence everywhere just so she has proof of her age.

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What the fuck does this even mean

You like kids?

Most women do like being small. This girl I dated brought up after sex once "heh, when you were 18, I was 12" and I'm thinking "Why bring that up?"

Because she clearly got off on you being a lot older so it made her feel like she was your young pretty little pussy-pet.

Slightly related. On a scale 1 to 10 how close would you say you are to being a pedo?
1 = Normie
3 = Loli
10 = Full pedo

Pariah

You like others to watch?

Probably a 4 since my wife is not an actual kid and she just looks like an 8-year-old even though she's 32.

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No, isn't it obvious? I like doing doggy style.

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user, I....

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You serious m8?

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Who doesn't take their license everywhere anyway? Does she not just keep it in a wallet/billfold?

booooo

How little awareness must you have to let someone get away with sniffing your ass three times? Don't people have a sense of when others are near them?

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I thought it was funny :)

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