Holy shit Haydee 2 is tentatively going to be released before the end of the month...

This feels like an elaborate shitpost because every line somehow managed to be wrong in its own way, but I'll bite

>600 views
The trailers for the first game ranged from 112k views to 437k views. And this trailer just got posted. So just pretending Youtube trailer viewership is an important metric for anything (emphasis on pretending), maybe give it more time

>Coomer game with le epic post rock track
It's a pretty fucking fun game, feels a lot like the OG Tomb Raiders. I guess it's pretty coomer-y in design, but who cares? That doesn't make the game bad. And soundtrack wasn't really a major focus in first game apart from atmospheric background noise, and I thought it did its job well enough. Not like it's some full priced AAA game

>Unity trash
Devs have said they used their own custom engine. steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/0/1519260397783067335/

>There's a reason nobody will buy this
First game sold well enough that they made a sequel, I think it will be fine. Again it's not a AAA game, it doesn't have to break into the millions

They used a custom engine, it isn't unity. You're probably right about it not selling well though, everyone already knows what haydee is and this looks no different and the main characters design is less appealing this go around.

>everyone already knows what haydee is
lol wat

Hi dev. I liked Haydee 1, just generally, even ignoring coomer stuff.
But if you skimp on the coomer stuff at all with this one (I'm sure you won't) your ass is grass.

Not a dev, I just autistically like the first game. I'm honestly not feeling the art style for the 2nd game, for what it's worth

>that trailer
Honestly? This is just fetishizing obesity at this point.

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The main character either needs to lay off the chicken wings, or the latex.

On a more serious note I wonder who even buys this trash on steam, it's not well made and there is better erotic content elsewhere, you don't need to combine jacking and shooting into one activity.

I mean ffs you can't see half the screen because the character just blocks it. It's a 3rd person shooter, not 1/3 shooter.

>using trashy custom engine instead of a good one like unity

Good attempt.

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>Robot 1 and 2 reskinned
Come the fuck on, man. Titties are great and I love the platforming but can we PLEASE get some enemy variety?

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>Cannot dispute a single point
>L-let's move the goalposts and complain about the engine

You haven't earned your (You)

>"Somehow managed to be wrong."
>Proceeds to move goalposts on every point.

You're pretty retarded to believe that's obese

Porn games with no sexual content are basically the worst thing in existence.

sell me on the first haydee

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You must be American.

Fucking nice, i hope mods are a thing like the first one, so i can put a helmet on her...

Third person shooter with platforming. Also kinda survival horror. The game advertises itself as coomer, but it's actually super fun and has some god tier level design and puzzles. You go through levels, solve puzzles, slowly look around to scavenge ammo and health, and try not to get spooked by robots and land mines.

It's kinda hard to sell you on the game because I think it's either a game that clicks with you or doesn't, and to explain all the moments that clicked with me would kinda spoil the game. I don't think it's super price-y these days so if you can afford to drop $20 or however much it is, I'd definitely recommend it

Also it's pretty coomer-y if that's your thing

Don't bother. It's a really shitty Tomb Raider clone.

>retarded slav dev actually thinks people give a fuck about this beyond the big booty robot
Why oh why did he give her a face?

>face+hair

DROPPED.