What's your excuse for not staying Zig Forums, Zig Forums?

Why are men so much more aesthetically pleasing than women?

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I simply have no reason to

Like stuffin things up your butt

I was working out regularly but now I'm trying to drop weight down to 140lbs before I continue to work out.

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I did it for a couple of months here and there
can't be arsed anymore, it's boring as fuck

Because it takes a lot of work to get in shape while women just need to eat healthy.

I like being stocky

I spend 99% of my time in bed on my phone
I don't even have a reason to be alive other than dying being too much of a hassle

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There is no excuse. I just prefer living a lazy life, sitting on my ass, sleeping 12hours per day, rarely having a reason to lift a finger.

Do it for him.

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Any sort of major physical effort makes me feel painful itches as if i'm being poked with hundreds of tiny needles, it's agonizing.
I genuinely wish i was fit.

>boring
It's challenging, rewarding and makes you feel great.

i cook and eat too much
i do work out but its only keeping shit in balance
its nice surprising people with stamina tho, everybody thinks bearmode dude like me will get gassed after walking half a mile

It really just boils down to the fact that you're gay

I never stopped being active/fit. Most fat people are just terrible cooks.

Loser!

reminder that if you like ass then you're a faggot because there's no difference between a man's ass and a woman's

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I'm in skinnyfat hell. I can't cut, because I'll just look like an auschwitz prisoner, I'm already borderline underweight at my height and weight, I really should not even consider trying to lose weight but I just fucking hate having belly fat. But I also don't want to bulk up because I want to be lean and absolutely do not want my body fat levels to be any higher than they already are. I don't know what to do

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Based!

i don't care

Good question

I like to get drunk a lot. It makes the days go faster, and my demise sooner. If I'm lucky I'll die of alcohol poisoning.

I'm skinny and I'd just need to put on a little bit of muscle to look decent but I have a caved in chest so even if I'd be fit I'd still look like shit beaucse of it.
So why bother?

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Rikishii-san, I kneel...

I'm lazy, I don't care about my health or looks

>t. had never fuck a man
Man asshole is way better than women

Because I'm a gainer

Post your PR song
youtu.be/jNKp20CDpJQ

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Because I don't want to. Not everybody cares about this shit.

I was then got chubby alongside it now am lean
Leanpill is the key to life desu. Muscle doesn't matter at all if there's a layer of fat over it especially your face

I don't derive joy from video games, why would I get joy from lifting heavy weights and flailing around like a retard on purpose? Meanwhile, donuts are easily obtainable and the dopamine rush, unlike endorphins, don't take an hour of misery to activate.

>women just need to eat healthy.
They don't even need to do that.

I know women who eat like absolute garbage but still look thin and attractive, women have it so easy it's ridiculous

based, women are just walking blobs of fat, how is that attractive

based

I peaked by the time I finished my internship year then the coof hit and gyms closed, slowly devloped a low mood at all times and got fatter while gyms were closed, now I'm slowly getting back into stride but I'm fairly out of shape, sometimes I open my notepad and look at the sets/reps I reached and wonder how long it will take to get there again, I'll make it eventually, idk how long it'll take

i'm a fatso.

I'm actually disappointed in Zig Forums. Not because you don't excercise but the excuse you guys use are embarassing.
Not putting your own health first is stupid as fuck.

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We get it, your existence is utterly pathetic

have you ever seen a female from behind

You do realize you can just exercise and not follow some bulk/cut routine like you're getting ready for some bodybuilder competition, right?

Either you're a retard or you're just making excuses to cope.

>gay furries enter the thread

If you actually gained some muscle before you want to keep working out while losing wait or you'll lose your progress.
just work out and eat an appropriate amount, it's not rocket science.

Girlfriend, she is the most amazing baker and cook I know and an extremelly bad influence on my waistline, borderline emotionally blackmailing me to eat anything she cooks because otherwise she would be sad. Not that I mind, but I had to say goodbye to my Zig Forumsizen body a long time ago and it's only getting worse and closer to /fph/ thread.

The upside is that once they hit the wall, they hit it hard. Men's peak is also their wall at 50, whereas women's peak is 14 and their wall is 30.

because We Are Kings

I got this too, break out in hives when I exercise. It's awful.

>women have it so easy it's ridiculous
>Be decent looking
>"Whore" yourself on tiktok or onlyfans or some other shit and rake in millions
It's just fucking unfair.

It's sooner then you think. I change when my mom booked a checkup for me at the family doctor and it ended up being talk about my obesity.

Lost it all 4 months later and I'm on my way to getting to 10k

retard you're just not eating enough. literally that simple

>M-MUH METABOLISM
it works both ways europoor

It's funny seeing how truly pathetic some of the people on this board are

I don't know user, you're a drooling retard who actually gets high off doing caveman activities. It's a matter of perspective for sure.

I am the only one who is ok with muscle mass but hate abds? They look terrible

is...is it really?

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You know it goes away, right?

I don't enjoy it and dont get matches on tinder to make it worth my effort.
I do make a point to do 300 pushups a day now though. Went from barely doing 30 at a time to 60 at a time. Would be nice to hit 100 at a time though. Keto is taking the wind out of my sails though.

It only takes a few months to look in better fitness than most people, I'm not too concerned. I've got blood pressure and fainting issues so doing squats and deadlifts while fasting and at a calorie deficit sounds like a bad idea anyway.

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Skinny lazy fuck here.

i only eat 2 meals about 8 hours apart. mainly vegetarian but often use meat/bones for flavoring. keeps me fit and skinny without exercise

U fat fucks need to look at using more beans/lentils in your diet. shit makes you feel full after a meal, but doesn't make you fat

your all faggits

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Lmao this seethe. Nah we get it dude, you hate video games yet still play them and eat doughnuts because the chemicals in your brain make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Can only imagine the smell of your room

>le men don't hit the wall meme
wait until your hair starts falling out, newfag

Yes

I want to say it's sarcasm but I honestly don't believe that. I'm actually surprised how many of you guys are actually low lives fat ass and not retarded normies shitposting under 7 layers of irony.

Reminder that the only reason anyone lifts is to impress faggots. Women don't give a shit about physique, they only care about money and power.

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>carbs carbs carbs
enjoy your diabetus.

i'm skinny though

Jannies do your fucking jobs already.

Not true

>le every man balds

Spotted the shit genetics

men get firmer/more muscle ass right? Maybe you just like both?

Looking for validation in this way is equally pathetic. What are you, some ex-lard ass? No one paying any attention after all that hard work? Lol have to come flex on Zig Forums that's embarrassing

>this thread
So that's why people are hating my AnJ threads.

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I was never fit to begin with, I'm fat and don't really care, I'll probably end up having a heart attack one day and laying dead in my house.

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You know what that is from? It's your capillaries expanding to increase blood flow. You guys are so fucking lazy that exercise is making your nerves flip the fuck out until they adjust. We used to have to explain this to all the fat fucks that came to the Disney Land First Aid area. They thought they were dying from allergies, not the fact that they're walking a mile for the first time since grade school.

Nah, not reality

I'm lazy and live on neetbucks

cause you're gay

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Stay in denial fag.

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I don't know how to workout correctly, and I don't know good home workouts. I'm in okay shape but would like to be better
Also time management isn't easy but I can still try

Youre awfully mad I pointed out your life is terrible lmao. Go drown your sorrows in your dunking donuts box brah

i'm 120 lbs and 5'6", what denial lmao?

beans/lentils/veggies = carbs?

>Zig Forums is filled with fat antisocial fucks
Goddamn you people are pathetic