Wtf is wrong with zoomers?

they didn't that was just the twitch con shit

That child is having a seizure and no one is doing anything to help.

I'm 28 years old, what does "poggers" mean?

Because you couldn't. Now everyone has mobile phones that can easily take pictures and record videos

Nothing especially wrong with them.

Dancing is not retarded or autistic. They're following popular trends and will certainly be more sexually successful than most anyone here.

Porn + Niggers = Poggers

>there are people a decade older than me on Zig Forums

what the fuck

this is like saying your parents didnt take selfies - the technology wasnt as convenient (and cheap) to record yourself constantly as a child until the past few years. Considering basically every kid does this retarded shit it seems safe to say you would've done the same given the opportunity

Ya'll are laughing at him yet its easy to tell that he's one of the popular kids in class. Everyone shitting on him was just the quiet kid in school that no one liked.

>zoomers
Those are younger than zoomers, kouhai.

How old are you? Home recording wasn't cheap and accessible back in the day for most anons, so no shit you didn't redord yourself goofing about as a young kid. You probably would have if you could, though, like most kids.
What average kid doesn't want to be on TV (contemporary equivalent)?

thank god, buddha, gaben or whatever your deity of choice is you can type this today

Those small plastic discs with cartoon images.

wtf do poggers even mean?

You will still be here in a decade also.

It's the new 'cool'

Yeah because nothing gets pussy better than the music, dancing, and general hobbies that were popular when you and the prospective partner were in 6th grade

Those are Pogs and you cannot see my collection so don't ask.

I've got cum socks older than you.

define base

That's when kids usually start fucking, yes.

God I hate looking at Twitch chat. Fucking zoomers.

I hate to break it to you, but your uncle molesting you is not the norm for most people.

We had a classmate that was darker than everyone else so we called him a nigger. One day we filmed the entire school run up to him yelling "get the nigger!" and start kicking him in slapstick fashion. Thankfully it was in 2003 and only existed on like 3 phones and never got uploaded anywhere.

global twitch emote "pogchamp" is that asian dude with an excited face and open mouth
then alternate emotes such as pog, then from that came poggers, which I think is pepe the frog doing the pogchamp face, usually denoting a childish version of it

They're kids.

>post gen alpha
>wtf is wrong with zoomers?

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They were called Tazos in my country. My cunt little brother scratched up my collection of holographic Star Wars ones.
In the long run, it was probably for the best.

In my time it was this gay shit

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You know you would've if you could've.

>All these zoomer defense force ITT

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>tfw in 4th grade, chad/nerd hybrid
>tell my gf at recess i'm gonna go play soccer
>hang out with my nerd friends instead to play Gundam SEED live action
>in the middle of firing my laser beam (and yelling while i do it) my gf pokes me in the back
>"user, what are you doing?" she laughs
>"uhh nothing"

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Neither is being a virgin past 18

and everyone clapped

Thank god I went school at time before internet really boomed
>Made Crash Bandicoot idle animations at PE class
No wonder I had no friends

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No, the norm is to sexually explore with peers in middle school. That's why we teach sex-ed at that age. Weird child molestation projection though.

Unironically wholesome, the guy is obviously severely autistic and she goes along with no judgement.

He is black and brobably livin in trump America so I would say yes. He ded

Nobody uses the correct terms anymore, people may as well have stopped giving birth after 2002

What defines Zoomer culture exactly? Dabbing? Donating to streamers and crowdfunding? Surrendering their countries to foreign invaders? Consooming products more than the previous gens? Being homos?

>middle school

Nah, 13 year olds don't do much fucking. Its 16 when they really start. Logistically its just so much easier to fuck when you reach driving age.

Wife material girl
The Chad autist
Wholeosme webm

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Zoomers are hitting their 20s now, user. Those kids are Gen-alpha, or whatever the fuck young kids are being referred to as at the moment.

Things young people do that older people don't like=zoomer culture.

it's disney actors' job to hug kids/people, they're not even allowed to deny you that.

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

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Not him but in my country middle school is 10-15.

Yap. She based.

mobile internet

You're wrong.

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>that visible disgust on the brown woman's face

Game?

not him but my girlfriend in grade 8 gave me a handjob through my pants in the back of the class while the lights were off and the class was watching a movie, grade 7-8 is when it starts.

Yeah but not everyone can at least feign interest or smile while doing so. She seems very nice.

name of this semendemon

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Kids fucking based. You're just too much of a jaded boomer to recognize.

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God that must feel good. It's been years since I've properly stretched my back.

generic gook whore, open twitch just chatting clips there's no end to them

Perks of being a teacher eh?

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I mean millennials are calling themselves boomers for being 90s kids and think actual boomers are gen x.
Who knows what the millennials will actually call alpha?

Part of the job description. Plus, she doesn't have to share the internet with them where there are no wranglers to stop them.

>They're evolving

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>I mean
Piss off.

what's the point? i feel bad for the neck muscles

I wish I was... I was depressed for most of my life. Just a shy kid in the corner, existing and drifting away, not waking up into the life until it was too late to start figuring themselves out like the rest had.

>that girl on the right who can't figure out how to do it as if her life depended on it

He is asking because he is a chink you retard. Muh all the pepoo look the same doesn't apply

everybody notice her for some reason

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still gets more pussies than you lmao

I know that looks hilariously stupid but that's a tool to correct severe scoliosis.
Pic related, 10 days of progress

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>wh*te people