We need more clowns in video games

we need more clowns in video games

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SEX SEX SEX

Why the sudden rise in clown popularity? What has happened? When did this memo go out?

Make them a race and not "some girl with make up on her face"

>Clown race
Interesting idea, how would you do it?

Why? is Zig Forums not enough for you?

Zoomers, like with everything, treat it as a le ebin novelty, and also making fun of boomers who have clown phobias because of Tim Curry in the 80s or John Wayne Gacy.

This also has the ironic effect of pushing out actual clownfags in hiding from their fetish because it's been usurped by internet children.

t-thanks for the new fetish

>Zig Forums will fuck this

Bruh

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Their entire skin is white and their tattoos and clown nose are natural to them

I'M GONNA HAVE SEX
TONIGHT I'LL FLY, AND BE YOUR LOVER
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH I'LL BE SO QUICK AS A FLASH
AND THEN I'LL AN HERO

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Would you become her henchman?

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we're a bunch of degenerates, what else is new?

She lacks the make-up and nose.

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I'd fuck a clown, but as with most women, she'd enjoy it more than I would. I'm really great in bed.

BASED

As a white man, I will never kneel before a colored person

brehs...

>game has dual class system
>become a jester priest

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>biracial white/clown baby

what about mimes?

bonbi isnt 18 yet, no thanks fag

>John Wayne Gacy (March 17, 1942 – May 10, 1994) was an American serial killer and sex offender known as the Killer Clown who assaulted and murdered at least 33 young men and boys. Gacy regularly performed at children's hospitals and charitable events as "Pogo the Clown" or "Patches the Clown", personas he had devised. He was also active in his local community as a Democratic Party precinct captain and building contractor.
>Gacy murdered at least 33 young men and boys, and buried 26 of them in the crawl space of his house. Gacy usually lured a lone victim to his house, although on approximately three occasions, Gacy had what he called "doubles"—two victims killed in the same evening. Several victims were lured with the promise of a job with PDM, others with an offer of drink, drugs, or money for sex. His victims included people he knew and random individuals lured from Chicago's Greyhound Bus station, Bughouse Square, or simply off the streets, and some victims were grabbed by force.

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"hey. how have you been recently? i heard things weren;t going so well. i just wanted to let you know that im here for you. me and the rest of the clowns. anytime you need us, just call my clown phone. just dial me up, you know my number. i'll drive on over in my clown car, bring all your best friends. we can have a party. we can have a good time. you aren't alone in this. you need to lay back every once in a while. you need to, clown around, you know? so. i just wanted to reiterate that. i love you. and if you need me, just let me know. oh. and one more thing. take my bloon"― take it

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based American

>Inside Gacy's home his usual modus operandi was to ply a youth with drink, drugs, or generally gain his trust. Gacy would then produce a pair of handcuffs to show a magic trick, sometimes as part of a clowning routine. He typically cuffed his own hands behind his back, then surreptitiously released himself with the key which he hid between his fingers. He then offered to show his intended victim how to release himself from the handcuffs. With his victim manacled, and unable to free himself, Gacy then made a statement to the effect that: "The trick is, you have to have the key." Gacy referred to this act of restraining his victim as the "handcuff trick".
>Having restrained his victim, Gacy proceeded to rape and torture his captive. He frequently began by sitting on the chest before forcing his victim to fellate him. He then inflicted acts of torture including burning with cigars, making his captive imitate a horse as he sat on their back and pulled upon makeshift reins around their necks, and violation with foreign objects such as dildos and prescription bottles after he had sodomized his captive. To immobilize his captives' legs before engaging in acts of torture, Gacy frequently manacled their ankles to a two-by-four with handcuffs attached at each end; an act inspired by the Houston Mass Murders. He dragged or forced several victims to crawl into his bathroom where he partly drowned them in the bathtub before repeatedly reviving them, enabling him to continue his prolonged assault.

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As a white man, I will kneel before a colored person

>Gacy typically murdered his victims by placing a rope tourniquet around their neck before progressively tightening the rope with a hammer handle. He referred to this act as the "rope trick", frequently informing his captive, "This is the last trick." In at least one instance, he had read part of Psalm 23 as he tightened the rope around his victim's neck. Occasionally, the victim had convulsed for an "hour or two" before dying, although several victims died by asphyxiation from cloth gags stuffed deep into their throat. Except for his two final victims, all were murdered between 3:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m.
>After death, Gacy usually stored the victims' bodies under his bed for up to 24 hours before burying his victim in the crawl space, where he periodically poured quicklime to hasten the decomposition of his victim. Some of his victims' bodies were taken to his garage and embalmed prior to burial.

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>Libtard Dem is a psychopath and pedophile

Checks out

Most states with lower age of consent laws are red states fucktard, alabama for instance doesnt even have a set age for marriage

I know this is the off topic thread right now but lola pop is legitimately adorable

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I doubt pedo clowns care about consent

So Democrats aren't Democrats because they are in a red state?

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Dunno maybe he is Johnny Cage or something?

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There are a lot of pinball machines with clowns.
pinside.com/pinball/machine/clown

OUR QUEEN HAS RETUNED

Tell me about the clown lore in your game, user.