Has a videogame ever made you horny?

i get a boner everytime i see an attractive female in my vidya
i just can't help it

Letting zombie strippers eat me in Dead Rising

I don't know about horny but whenever I play a game with destruction physics I get a boner and I don't really understand it.

I liked link moaning while climbing in botw

This thread is fucking worthless so I'm using it to angrily rant at a stupid motherfucker in a thread that was just deleted before I could call him an idiot. I hope he sees it

You are a retard. Kill yourself.

People have spouted the "just save money bro" argument for covid, too, without realizing how much fucking money you need saved for long term emergencies. A few thousand dollars is fine for a fucked car or even a few weeks without rent, but you will fall behind quickly if you don't grab a job immediately (that pays JUST as well, as most people in America live paycheck-to-paycheck) and then you are fucked.

It takes months to climb out of that hole once you've lost everything and you're homeless. You can't just walk into a fast food joint with a handshake and a smile, pick up a spatula and fix your life. Clearly you haven't actually faced actual hardship in your life outside of momentary displeasure or you'd be a little bit more aware of what a stupid faggot you are. I am delighted to know that whatever mistake of fate has landed you a self-righteous spot of glamour WILL shatter eventually and you will suffer and know you were wrong and know what a useless nigger you are. Please think of this post when that happens and you're hungry and wondering what the fuck you're possibly going to do

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- any p2w bullshit with pvp. that's why people spend thousands $.
- in single player you can capture that feeling if you come with some cheesy build that steamrolls everything, assuming the game itself isn't piss easy

>make my team lose
>furiously cut myself

Only vn-s

>kill female bandit in Skyrim
>draw the rawdoll around
>get horny
Anyone else?

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Cute girl designs gradually makes me horny. But my favorite VA's voice could instantly throw me into the bathroom and start jacking off.

Playing as Angela in Trials of Mana
Ryza

not the nigger you're replying to but

that soiboi who blew his brains out didn't even have kids.
if you're single, employed fulltime, and you're still one paycheck away from being homeless, you're doing something wrong nigger.
his gf dumping his soibeard ass was likely more of a factor in his headshot tho

based

Lately? Yakuza. Been binging the games since I got bored and I've come to derive intense pleasure from beating people up and down the streets of Japan.

Reckful?

>saints row 2 - throwing hookers off the top of a building and watching them hit the ground

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holy COPE and SEEETHING

All the time, games will make me so fucking hard that I just have to stop to rub one out before I can continue playing.

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ck2
I had a leader with extreme seduction, I continuously invited a new set of young pussy to my court, fucked them, then kicked them out once I was done.
His people and vassals loved him because all he did was sit in his castle and fuck.
He had like 30 kids, and the kingdom immediately fell apart after he died because there were so many claimants

Anyone who says no is either lying, or started playing video games yesterday.
Twilight Princess - Midna
Final fantasy and other RPGs - transformation status effects. Most clearly, I remember playing some flash game, and I let everyone in the party die except for one green haired girl, and let an enemy turn her into a slime, imaging she had sneaked away from the party to let happen, and was just as horny about it as I was.
Paper mario - Tons of girls in the party fawning over mario.
Dark cloud - The cat girl who joins your party.

literally me but I also remove their clothes

Thief Gold

the new one?

I see green people are at it again

DOA Xtreme vebus

this went from 0 to 100 real fucking fast

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i actually had my first fap to a video game.
specifically Soulcalibur II

This absolute unit from XC2 made me constantly horny when he was on the screen. Sever too.

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watching her smooch things made my dick so hard

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