*cough* I'm sure glad I consumed all those video games... *cough*

*cough* I'm sure glad I consumed all those video games... *cough*

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COOFER

>Not playing vydia on his dying bed
baka my head.

nothing we do in life matters so we may as well enjoy it

*cough* I'm *cough cough* sure glad *cough* I *cough cough cough cough* sure glad I.........I.........

I unironically am.
Not everyone is going to be rich, famous, or a historically important figure. So relax and enjoy what you can instead of chasing what you cannot achieve.

You have nothing better to do with your shitty excuse of a life than being in Zig Forums shitposting. Sad piece of shit.

i wish i'd just stayed home instead of catching covid-19...*cough*

>play video games in between learning skills/school/etc up until 25
>build self from 25-30
>have kids around 30-32
>get to play video games again now that your kids are old enough by about 36-43
>retire around 60's
>play video games all day because you don't have jack shit to do but be old

you'll never stop me

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>*cough* I..I'm sure glad I made all those sarcastic...*wheeze*....threads on Zig Forums...

Sure beats spending your life seeking approval of everyone around you.

if you wanted to live you shouldn't have been eating all those plastic discs, retard

What's your better idea, buddy?

Dangerously based.

I didn't ask to be born, so yeah.

This. I'll be shitting on 3rd worlders in COD 27 in my death bed. I imagine the dementia and alzheimers will make me retarded, which explains my sudden taste for console games.

I partially agree.
Your enjoyment shouldn't cause suffering for others.

What else to do instead

I was born an incel

Most old people these days spend the last 15-20 years of their lives sitting on their ass watching TV, even if they still have the physical capacity to do anything else

Might as well play those video games now before your shitty arthritic hands can't even do that anymore

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GAAAAAASP must play fortnit- BEEEEEEEEP

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Your life will never happen like this.

that's fair

this is how I want to go. Fuck being some rich historic figure, I'm not smart enough for that. I'll die happy having a regular life with vidya being my biggest hobby.

kek, antinatalist cope

Everyone's enjoyment causes me suffering therefore nobody should be allowed to enjoy anything.

Jokes on you, I'm approaching 35 and it already depresses me thinking about how many games I might not get around to playing for lack of time, and all the games I'll miss out on when I'm dead.

He ate the games? is that why he is in hospital?

*cough* All these years working and cleaning for free really worth it? *cough*

>lose your hearing and eyesight by 60
>develop arthritis
>can’t play vidya

it already is happening like this you little crab in a bucket projecting retard. i'm 26 now and getting married in less than a year, it's all in fact going even faster than that timeline LOL

No, user.
You choose to suffer at the thought of others enjoying themselves.
That's very much your own problem.

*cough* fucking... finally *cough*

Your pandemic is a fake and you will never be a woman.

>having weak genes that make you useless at 60

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>all the games I'll miss out on when I'm dead
>mfw you'll never play TES 11, the game of the century

>*cough* I'm sure glad I worked all those years for Mr. Goldberg... *cough*

I dont want to die, bros

Just out the cope on this seething tranny :^)

this but unironically.
My dad is almost 60 and makes 100k and he just plays NCAA Football 2007 in his free time like the boomer he is. You're never too old for videogames, you either have a shit taste in vidya or you don't.

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everytime I see this webm that fucking profile view of that weasel and his no chin is perfect

cancerman is died a saint and a martyr and all games should literally have a horizontal fov setting you can crank from 60 to 140 at the very least

>people are fucking
>people have friends
>I cant fuck
>I don't have friends
>we will all die
>we will reduce to carbon
I never felt being loved by someone. at least let me play dmc all alone in my room for god sake

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Tough luck.
Everybody dies.
You will die.
Maybe tomorrow, maybe in 60 years.

we are dust in the wind

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>i'm so glad i drunk and fucked so much... played tons of sportsball, drove a lot of cars, made tons of friends... tons of virgins fucked behind the barn... i lived the life i wanted to live and i regret nothing...

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