>DESTROY THE MOUTH!
DESTROY THE MOUTH!
Kayden Gutierrez
Chase Taylor
this picture is too good for Zig Forums
Adam Scott
I don't get it but I liked it because of the funny garlic mouths
Andrew Gray
wtf I tried to type garlic but it came out as garlic instead
Owen Cox
>shitjack
Check this 5 and fuck off back to réddit.
Jordan Martin
are you baiting me to type onions to see if it's garlic now
Daniel Ortiz
no way anybody on reddit even knows what a gradius is
Daniel Martin
that's pretty good. make a ygo version. Now.
Asher Johnson
It's like whatever I post about, a soijak based on my post suddenly materializes into existence. How is this possible?
Nathan White
Yes
Luis Smith
The power of autistic redditniggers who cannot communicate in anything else but shitty ad homenims and wojacks.
The power of redditniggery is greater than you know user. 7
Adam Rodriguez
why can't we have more wojaks like this one? this is unironically hilarious
Evan Brown
pwn'd
Colton Turner
>Shmups died
>Bullet hells lived
Why?
Connor Wright
onions
tbhfam
Ayden Ramirez
The fun of bullet hells mostly died for me upon realizing that in most of them, not knowing the right route to minimize bullets in an area will give you very hard or near impossible bullet patterns, and you have to use trial and error to find the actual good route(s). This isn't true of most pre-2000 shoot 'em ups but it's all over the bullet hell subgenre, and it's hard to care about certain CAVE games because they're so bad with this.
Caleb Baker
Cute girls are more marketable then sci-fi ships.
Chase Peterson
bullet hells are ironically more accessible
Bentley Adams
layers like garlick
Dylan Rogers
Shmups are based around skill and reaction while bullet hells are based around pattern recognition and trial and error.
Nicholas James
Konami tried that and successfully killed every shmup franchise they had. Which is why the new Bomberman's success makes me laugh because it's basically Konami trying again and it working out this time.
Adrian Adams
probably because the Bombergirls are introduced into a climate much more friendly to that and they're also hot as fuck while otomedius was just ok
James Young
>and they're also hot as fuck
This. Sepia Belmont > Kokoro Belmont
Elijah Robinson
still no Gradius 1-5 collections on todays consoles.
Come on Konami.
Kevin King
Yeah
wish I could afford the fig/statue
Samuel Robinson
You say this but I own more Shmups on PS4 than in any of the consoles I previously got.
They aren't dead,
Cameron Diaz
Konami hasn't even gotten Gradius ReBirth off of Wiiware (same with all their other Wiiware titles, and Hudson's).
Matthew Barnes
The Keroro Gunsou artist sucks
Wyatt Nelson
>Gradius ReBirth
I forgot that was a thing. Going to look it up.
Jonathan Howard
Check out Contra ReBirth and Castlevania The Adventure ReBirth while you're at it. A great branding of games while they lasted.
Caleb Murphy
My post contain one of the following:
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James Perez
>Gradius
Based
>but with soijak
Way to ruin your thread.
That said, I am still trying to get a 1cc for the second game.