>jungle japes drums start
>donkey kong, voiced by h jon benjamin, opens the door of his treehouse
>"another beautiful day in congo bongo!"
>"time to check on the banana ho-"
>face freezes, music stops
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>a dramatic version of the beastie boys' brass monkey starts playing
>diddy kong (voiced by chris tucker): how can you lose the banana horde? it's a pile of bananas!
>DK: "i didn't lose them diddy, someone must have taken them!"
>diddy: "who'd want a bunch of bananas besides... oh no."
>cut to scene of k rool, voiced by a menacing danny devito, slowly spinning around in a giant chair and laughing maniacally, but suddenly gets into a coughing fit
>DK and diddy look at each other: "k rool."
>THE KONGS
>diddy: "i'm gonna come with you, we gotta get these bananas back!"
>DK: "uh, no offense diddy, but i think you might not be banana rescuing material."
>diddy: "what are you talking about? watch this!" *jumps on a vine, slips and flies into a tree, falls to the ground, and a coconut falls and hits him in the head*
>DK: "...ouch."
>BEGIN THEIR KONG-QUEST
>funky (played by the rock): "if you're gonna take on the kremlings, you're gonna need some serious firepower."
>DK blows apart bunch of targets with his coconut gun
>a couple of peanuts break open on a target
>diddy: "why do i get the peanut gun?! what, am i gonna feed em to death?"
>TO GET THEIR NANNERS
>diddy: "i'll starve without these bananas! what am i gonna eat? ants on a stick?!"
>DK: "well, you know, you are getting to be a-."
>diddy: "don't you SAY IT!"
>DK: "...chunky monke-
>diddy screams and leaps on DK
>BUT THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS
>DK and diddy speed down a minecart
>diddy: "do you know how to drive this thing?!
>DK: "you can drive this thing?!"
>AAAAAAAAAA
>THIS SUMMER
>*exciting action montage*
>COME VISIT
>suddenly diddy gets hit in the crotch
>"right in the little banana..."
>DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
Jungle japes drums start
someone wrote this
They got K. Rool's eye wrong. 0/10
the real one would have a lot more banana puns
You forgot the scene where K. Rool gets hit in the groin and says "OOGH MY COCONUTS!"
If I'm getting a live-action Donkey Kong Country, it's without voice acting
kek
monke
Diddy isn't a chimp
>right after "DONKEY KONG COUNTRY"
>the screen flashes extremely quickly
>HE
You tried to hard the sonic one was funny this is shit
`post the mario one with the vocaroo
nintendo....
When was the Sonic one
>>donkey kong, voiced by h jon benjamin, opens the door of his treehouse
Fucking disgusting, white washing Donkey Kong like that. Please let black voice black, thanks sweetie.
Donkey Kong is now voiced by Bill Cosby. Enjoy.
>Not the same VAs as in the TV show
The only funny post ITT
Didn't read but I like your post anyway.
K. Rool needs his voice from the cartoon and this is non-negotiable. I would write him like the Beast Wars Megatron to capitalize on his eccentricities while making him a serious threat at the same time. DK being voiced by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is as inevitable as Knuckles being voiced by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and I couldn't find an alternative if I wanted to. He and Diddy need a Homer and Bart dynamic. No clear voice direction for Diddy has occurred to me yet but he can't sound like Mickey Mouse like in 64.
Would unorinically watch. Monkes are kino.
>right in the little banana
>smash has no black charact...
DK literally has white skin.
I really wouldn't be surprised if they gave a Donkey Kong movie an all black cast because monkeys are native to africa
I will never voluntarily watch movie trailers again thanks to posts like these. They make me feel sick.
BRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY
OP already did this joke you illiterate blind fucks
DK
DONKEY KUNK
DK
KONDEY DONG IS HERE!
They did it with Lion King 2019.
I know that, but with DK it would be dumber because they're apes/monkies
Someone should make an AI that creates dramatic covers of ridiculous songs for trailers, because I can't get enough of that shit.