The last game you played gets a cutaway gag in Family Guy. How does it go?

Was Family Guy ever good?

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> "This is just like that time I had to race Metal Sonic in Stardust Speedway"
> Cuts to Peter and Metal Sonic at the start of a running race, Dr. Eggman fires the starting pistol
> Metal Sonic immediately has a headstart, however Peter grabs one of the spikes and hurls it at sonic causing him to tumble and hit the ground
> Peter runs past as Metal Sonic rolls along the ground before stopping, gripping his leg and doing the "*inhales* Ahh *inhales* Ahh" joke
> Then Dr. Eggman comes along and blows up Metal Sonic with the rainbow laser Eggmobile

Season 8

>This is worst than the time I got pillar combo'd 4 stocks in a row!

>This is worse than the time I got a awful rating in um jammer lammy!

That was the only soulless season. Easily the worst season of the show.
Fuck Season 8, and fuck Steve.

>Oh man, this is worse than the time I had to work for the Adeptus Mechanicus
>Cuts to Peter scanning some ruins
>A bunch of Necrons show up and start beating him for a long time

>hey lois, remember that time we had to survive the zombie apocalypse?
>meg gets charged
>heheheheh, he masturbates

You guys suck. This is the best one next to Sans.

>LOIS: OH MY GOD
>Brian: Deoxys is-is dead!
>Peter: Holy crap! This is more shocking than that time I tried to have sex with Pikachu!
>-cutaway-
>Peter in bed with Pikachu: A-Are you sure about this Pikachu?
>Pikachu: Yeah baby, I'm sure. Just bite the pillow, I promise I'll go in easy and not electrocute you or anything
>Nighttime shot outside the house, beat, then Peter screams
>Peter: AHH! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T ELECTROCUTE ME! BUT YOU ELECTROCUTED ME! I COULD'VE NEVER SEEN THIS COMING!
>Cut back to main scene
>Peter: Now, everyone, to make sure Deoxys is dead and not just passed out, we need to check his heart beat first.
>Lois: We need to call an ambulance Peter!
>Peter: Hold on Lois, hold on.
>Peter bends down and puts his fingers on Deoxys' neck
>Peter: Let me just... Check for a heartbeat...
>One minute passes just on the shot of Peter trying to get a heart beat
>Lois: PETER!
>Peter: Wait, I think I feel something!
>Deoxys leans forward, vomits a bunch of blood, and then falls back dead again
>Peter: Up, no. It was just a convulsion.

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Hey makoto makimura so this is where you live? Theyres nothing here! It’s just an empty lot. Oh hey Kiryu from yakuza
>Peter shoots makoto next to onlooking yakuza
>he did it

Silent Hill 2
>I understand why the evil monkey hides in my closet. I've seen some crazy stuff in my room too.
And then it's just a recreation of the scene from Silent Hill 2 where James hides in a closet from Pyramid Head while it fucks up some creatures, only it's Chris Griffin instead of James

There was a terrible Season 8 episode where we find out the Evil Monkey actually isn't evil and he ends up becoming Chris' friend, which makes Chris hate Peter so he crushes his head in between two logs.

SimCity 4, so probably Mayor Peter screaming at the phone dealing with multiple wacky cartoon disasters.

He screams this game is boring while the gag makes it very clear innocents are suffering.

>Look I'm sorry Brian but I don't handle well under pressure! This is just like when I tried to play age of Empires
>Peter wearing headphones quietly tapping at his computer for 12 seconds playing the game. Suddenly a piano falls on him.

>”This was worse than the time I was Patrick Stewart’s bodyguard.”
>It’s the opening scene of Oblivion, with Peter wearing comically ill-fitting Blades armor.
>The whole cutaway is just Peter asking inane Star Trek-related questions to Patrick up until he gets assassinated.
>He does the traditional death/falling down pose

>This is worse than the time I was a crewman for the Hrimfaxi

>this is worse than the time I had to fill in for DIO's road roller

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>"This is worst than the time I got stuck in the native village in Age of empires 3"

>Heheheheehh hey Lois, I'm a muscular cat on the Fortnite!

>Peter you can't handle those things you've got an addictive personality! Remember that time you tried one of those gacha games?
>Lois nagging at Peter as he inattentively responds whilst tapping on his mobile phone, she starts to get mad at him and he continues giving neutral responses, before suddenly saying "Lois I sold the car."

Most of these aren't even describing a cutaway.

I still like it. But I would never admit it to anyone. I like it in that "this shit is so stupid its kinda funny" sort of way.

I think sometimes Family Guy is actively trying to be bad. Like with the Conway Twitty gags. There's no way anyone could actually think putting a 3 minute song randomly in the middle of an episode is a good idea.

>"Lois, you're being more unreasonble than Marche from Final Fantasy Tactics Advance"
>cut to Marche punching Remedi in the face
>"Mewt, quit crying and help me kill your mom."

>cut away to Peter silently eating something standing up with no table in sight
>as he finishes his last bite he proceeds to scream out loud and stab a guy behind him just off screen

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>"Oh wow! This is crazier than that time I went treasure huntin' with Paimon!"
>Cuts to Peter and Paimon walking in a cave
>Peter: "Do you know where we're goin'?"
>Paimon: "Paimon always knows where treasure is. Just trust me!"
>Massive monster suddenly appears on screen and eats Paimon as she screams and blood goes everywhere
>Peter looks up at the monster with a bored look
>Peter: "This is why the Adventurers' Guild said our adventure rank was too low."