Why don't we have any good eva games?

why don't we have any good eva games?

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Super Robot Wars games once in a while have Evangelion reps. V is a good example of that.

Lack of any good source material.

i want asuka to fuck my face

Can someone explain the ending to me? I only have a 95 IQ.

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I want to watch Asuka piss in her plugsuit.

What kind of game would an Evangelion adaption even be? Kinda like a Monster Hunter? Hack&slash? X-Com?

Dating sim

What if she farted in the plug suit? Where would it go?

The world transformed into orange Gatorade and formed a collective hivemind called Instrumentality. Final episode is just Shinji stuck in Instrumentality and being an emo fuck, who cares.
>we want the muv luv audience

Lay down on your bed, then fart

Now lift up the blanket under your face and smell

>The world transformed into orange Gatorade and formed a collective hivemind called Instrumentality. Final episode is just Shinji stuck in Instrumentality and being an emo fuck, who cares.
This isn't very satisfying, user. I'm sorry I asked now.

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>we want the muv luv audience
they're already one and the same anyways. muvluv is fucking BASED just like eva.

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boota?

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>Story mode that follows the original plot
>"Survival" mode that has random angel encounters and more replayability

>MGSV pre-mission sorties from the perspective of NERV where you organize funds and attacks
>Shinji, Asuka and Rei all have mental/physical endurance and need to be rotated accordingly for missions
>Mix of X-Com and Mech Warrior gameplay
>V.A.T.S like system

>missions include eliminating angels, protecting civilians, tower defense, etc.
>getting your cord severed puts a 5 minute timer on the mission

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user, be grateful you even watch it. I'm afraid to watch it. I'm basically scare about what my might happen if I watch it now. Will I become obsess with it, will it affect how I see other characters, will it stop me from enjoying things? I may be paranoid, but I won't take the risk. But I will watch the four movie coming up though.

go suck dicks somewhere else

In other words
Please be true
In other words
I love you
In other words
I love you

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>Episodes 1-7
I'm depressed and don't want to talk about it

>Episodes 8-15
Things are getting better, maybe I can make friends

>Episodes 16-24
I'm depressed and it's breaking me to talk about it

>Episodes 25/26/EoE
Even though others will always hurt me, I need/want to keep trying to make friends

What's the deal with Asuka? Was she written in such a way that you MUST hate her? And if that's the case, WHY the fuck are there so many Asukafags? So obnoxious, I just wanna beat the shit out of her every time she's on screen.

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damn i thought this game was scifi about mechs or something

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just an accurate portrayal of an intelligent 14 year old woman who can't reconcile her biological needs, her immense intellect, and the incredibly stressful situation that she finds herself in throughout the anime. she's one of the only "real" characters in the show... Shinji and Rei are both mary sues

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because we have princess maker instead.

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Pretty succinct summary but you forgot to add that throughout the series the main character goes through that stereotypical teenage "this girl was nice to me she wants to fuck" phase with every female character, including the clone of his mom.

Hatefucking is patrician taste. You just aren't ready yet.

i fucking love asuka, she's the only interesting character in the show, she is a bully but once you get past that she is the fun, spontaneous and exciting character with a ton of character development (until the end lololol) that really makes up the meat of the story

boota

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what? just watch it. or are you so afraid that it will be better than what you like you won't be able to enjoy things anymore?

Meme magic is real

MechWarrior 3 (1999) was the last good game where you pilot a robot. Japan has never made a good robot game.

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they also clearly say anyone can reform back from the goo if they want to, Shinji and Asuka just were the first.

The only good Eva is a mass produced Eva

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Why does she look flat in some scenes and stacked in others?

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Gravity is helping her here

virgin

It was some weird Japanimation with a cult following when it was relevant. Japanese gamers got some things but nothing anyone took international.