Do you speedrun? If yes, why, and if no, why not?

Do you speedrun? If yes, why, and if no, why not?

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This dude has to be swimming in pussy.

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Is it really that easy as
>Ask them to sit with you
>Say hi my name is
>Here to watch the speedrun huh? Me too I heard it's going to be a good one!

Man I wouldn't be able to do that.

No, considered doing it for fun on something like DMC3, but then I watched the runs and 95% of the combat is just JC Starfall things until they're dead. Really sucks out the fun.

Only against myself. Like I always make it a point to speedrun Resident Evil games after a few regular playthroughs.

>here to do literally the same thing as everyone else? yeah me too
damn it's so easy

what a fucking chad

And this is why you are alone

you're here with me

the only game ive ever attempted to seriously speedrun is hotline miami and i probably only play it once a year. same for the classic resident evil games, but i dont do any crazy speedrun strats or anything like that, i just try to see how fast i can beat them with the knowledge i have of the games at the moment.

The chaddest move I swear
I remember the year he debuted his antics and posted pictures in his twitter with every single runner
A legend

that dude is incredibly based holy fuck I envy his power level

I still don't know how I pulled it off, but I am married.

uh oh guys

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Autistic but still based af
Truly a pioneer in any time

He is just trying to blend in to hide his power level obviously.

No. It is completely autistic.

Take for instance my favorite game FEAR 1, the whole reason I love that game is because of the enemy design, the genius scripting, and the fun gun play. The speedrun of that game completely bypasses all of that and skips through all the levels with boundary breaks and plays on easy. It is reflective of literally nothing that makes the original experience fun what so ever. I do not understand people who take their favorite games and strip literally everything down to whatever state that is. I could understand more the people who pick up games they have never played before to explicitly speedrun them, if only it wasn't so autistic of a thing to do.

I know for a fact he is somewhat damaged but still based
Ofc he needs to pull this facade to avoid being banned

Actions speak louder than words my friend

So what you're saying is I can go to a BLM meeting with a sign saying "Black Lives Matter" and start shouting nigger at the top of my lungs and it will be cool ? Nice

What's going on here? So he succeeds with the real girl but strikes out with the tranny?

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>autism
Like he had to tell anyone.

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I learn speedrun techniques just to play faster and have fun with an old game again

What about no glitch runs or 100% runs?

no, but i have learned some glitches/clips in OOT for playin rando every now and then

>webm
trannies can't even get a fat autist at a speedrunning event. lel

>Do you?
I do not.
>Reasons?
1. I do not enjoy playing games until they feel like assembly line work.
2. Even if I did possess this level of dead-eyed autism -- and I do not -- I have far too much on my plate to dedicate any time to it. I've got to take care of a bunch of living things. I've got to work a 9-5 job to make ends meet. I like to read a lot. This sleazy isekai novel that no one will ever read isn't going to write itself.

The only time I've "speedrun" something is when I was doing death wish contracts in A Hat in Time which pretty much force you to speedrun shit.

For all the people that said no, do you regularly play multiplayer games?

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Scorerun defence grid
To beat my friends score

Good game for this since the later levels you get more freedom.

No, I have way too much expendable income to need to try to milk a game for every iota of fun it has.

so he's one of us? That means Zig Forums has a chance at chicks.