Game reviewer has a lisp

>game reviewer has a lisp
>game reviewer sounds like he hasn't slept in days
>game reviewer talks about his history with the franchise
>game reviewer introduces another, equally irrelevant game reviewer into the review as some sort of "crossover episode"
>game reviewer gives the game a higher rating because he grew up with the franchise

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>he hasn't blocked all video game "content creators" on youtube

>Game reviewer has a catchphrase in the beginning
>Game reviewer wears a costume every episode
>Game reviewer doesnt show his face but has a handsome anime drawing that moves when he talks
>Game reviewer has autism mouth and pronounces R's as W's

The first two don't sound problematic

>game reviewer has a British accent
>game reviewer has an Australian accent
Hate these a lot
>problematic
>>>/tumblr/

>game reviewer reviews movies

>game reviewer stops reviewing the game halfway through the video and looks directly at the screen while stating my full name, date of birth, social security number, and home address

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i can't listen to a 30 minute review of a game if the guy sounds awful, it makes me actually want to mute the video and read the youtube auto captions instead

fuck you, gay nigger
tumblr doesn't own that word

>game reviewer comes out of screen and takes a fat shit on keyboard

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>game reviewer talks about his history with the franchise
I love when reviewers do this, especially for a franchise barely anyone knows about.
youtube.com/watch?v=4iTbUGItU0s
Kotaku might be full of shitty tumblrites, but this review is a masterpiece because the reviewer hypes the history between the franchise and Japan.

he didn't even use the word in the tumblr context you braindead spastic

>nasal american accent

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R8 me Zig Forums
voca.ro/18RdpyO4JEEi

>Sorry if I sound weird, I have a cold

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>people who hear me in real life say I have a voice for radio
>people who hear me on the internet say I have a nasally, gay cowboy voice
voca.ro/13QnImV6f7he

>2008
>game reviewer is an AVGN knockoff
>2014
>game reviewer is a JonTron knockoff
>2020
>game reviewer is a Scott the Woz knockoff

Reviewer compares 9/11 to the destruction of Westopolis in Shadow the Hedgehog.

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>game reviewer is an esl and it shows

>Game reviewer fights his evil clone/robot version of himself

>voca.ro/13QnImV6f7he
>people who hear me on the internet say I have a nasally, gay cowboy voice
correct

pro-tip: you can train away a nasally voice by opening your throat more when speaking

I'd listen to it. You sound kinda like Terrible Writing Advice but even more gay

>game reviewer pisses on the moon

why do americans mumble their words so much. Every time I try watching american movie I have to crank up the volume because its really hard to hear what they are saying. And dont even get me fucking started on ebonics

>reviewer is british
ELLO YUCHOOB

>Game's playtime is roughly 6 hours
>Reviewer releases a 2.5 hour video analysis of the game
Holy fuck who the fuck watches this dogshit?

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Raycevick
Whitelight
Sseth
Mandalor
Indigo gaming

Any other top tiers?

I do. Sometimes I like hearing people talk about video games for a long time.

I still perfer the yanks to the fucking english who slur the entire language into a sloth of mixed, meaningless guttural sounds

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>game reviewer talks about his history with the franchise
That's good, though. Letting the viewer know how familiar they are with the series lets them know that the reviewer has a good perspective, they'll be able to judge the new game as a new entry to the series and not just as a completely unfamiliar game, comparing and contrasting it to the previous entries.

>youtuber has lisp
>asks audience apologizes for it
>videos are amazing anyways

You have a voice for gay cowboy radio.

its nice background noise

>reviewer does this
>is wrong about a central part of their thesis
>video still has an hour and a half of runtime

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>problematic

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Their brains have been fried by all the high fructose corn syrup.

I’D RATHER HAVE A WEREWOLF PIN ME DOWN AND START VIOLENTLY RAPING MY ASS AFTER I TOOK A THREE HOUR DIARRHEA DUMP THAN POST IN THIS THREAD
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!

god i fucking hate the term "content" in this context
VIDEOS YOU MAKE FUCKING VIDEOS

Why are e-celebs such utter fucking grifters, Zig Forums?

brits have many accents ranging from clean academic speech to incomprehensible speech impediment

Kill yourself.

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>OH, HE MIGHT HAVE WENT ON LIVIN' BUT HE MADE ONE FATAL SLIP

I honestly don't know what he middle guy's facial expression conveys

There is actually a decent documentary about this that talks about the death of the modern rockstar and minor celebrities and as a result all the narcissistic grifters moved online because its easier to get famous