Amazing Cultivation Simulator

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Hit enter on accident when posting OP, oops. Why haven't I heard of this until now? This game is a straight upgrade to Rimworld despite the weird premise.

probably because of pic related

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Playing it in English rn, though I do think the addition is pretty recent

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>gook garbage
No thanks, ping pong shill

I just wanted to share a game I was enjoying with Zig Forums wtf :(

Wtf indeed, gook shill

>building civilization
>going well
>suddenly get commanded to make a furnace in my backyard and smelt down all my tools for iron
>starve in the coming winter

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I admit I got a kick out of playing Chinese Paladin, and within the first 30 minutes the MC bangs a 15 year old girl into loving him.

Ehhhhhh?

Gonna try this again when the english version is fully complete with 1.0
Hopefully that means you can turn off the chink voice over from the tutorial pop-ups.
Hearing chink babble just wants me make to kill myself.

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This shit looks like ass

haha poop

Someone explain to me what cultivation is. Is it a fetish thing?

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Zig Forums is like 80 iq on average and think the Chinese are their enemy while getting assfucked by their own governments every day

I have bad news for you, the english voice over is worse. I just turned it off, the Chinese narrator was 100x less grating, but my chink is not nearly good enough to read this wacky xianxia shit

Can you just be regular murderhobo instead sect master?

looks like a bad rimworld mod

It's a spiritual thing
I'm really tired of it, yeah I'm pissed about Taiwan and HK, a lot of my friends are from there, but I'm not going to write off the games of a nation of a billion people because their current government is shit.

Chinese version of magic

It's a concept in Chinese Xianxia (weird fantasy taoism) where you attain godhood through training really hard i.e. Goku

kill people that don't show you face, kill magical animals and steal their treasures (plants or body parts), sit in a cave for 90 years while you think about how cool lasers are and the philosophy behind them, now you can live for 10,000 years and shoot lasers from your hand.

Pretty much the first story mission has you going to see a witch who can cure your aunt's illness. You end up hanging the witch's granddaughter, becoming engaged, and then impregnating her, all within hours of meeting her. She then joins your party and travels with you. Later on you lose your memory and end up hanging and impregnating another girl as well.

you can be a sect of pious but evil murderhobos, so kinda

story where no matter how many time MC is praised to be the very best in his realm, someone equal or slightly below him will appear and insult him out of nowhere.

Ok buying if it goes on sale this thanksgiving

Dev seems based

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I just want to get harrassed by AYM in the tavern while drinking, and incites wrath of his sect so I get pressurized into becoming immortal and almighty god.

I'd prefer none at all so if you can just turn it off, that's good.

Dude Chinese government is not any worse than europeans and only a little worse than the american in term of being authoritarian. Otherwise it's better becuse at least it cares about it's people and not obsessed with gays and nibbers. In europe police raids your house if you speak negativly about the lockdowns.

>while getting assfucked by their own governments every day

We choose to not get simultaneously gangbanged by the chinese at the same time.
Its mitigating damage in a sea of shit my friend.

>but I'm not going to write off the games of a nation of a billion people because their current government is shit.
That would be one thing, if their government wasnt a dystopian terror who has their finger in every piece of software coming from china.

No wonder the chinks are so into MMOs and isekai, their whole mythology reads like an MMO

Is this kung fu wuxia or down right chinese mystic?

Are these the chinese shills ive heard all about?
Ive never seen one in a thread before.

Interesting.

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There's two versions of the first game, the DOS original and a remake for Windows XP. The XP version is the only one on Steam, but it has no translation. DOS is fully (brokenly) fan translated, and available free. I recommend that one, the only difference aside from graphics is some dungeon layouts are a bit harder.

Cultivaion is pretty much just amassing ki into yourself which makes you stronger and makes you live longer with the eventual goal of becoming immortal or the strongest being in the universe.

Ugly ching chong art

Yeah, I'm sure there's a CCP rootkit in this early access indie game made by two autists. You even have "dude how can you play this game, chinks are souless dude man, dude please" posting in Nobeta threads, despite them being Taiwanese.

I quite like the Chinese government, first because it's a complete dystopian nightmare out of a cyberpunk novel, second because I don't have to live there.

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it's xianxia
Some stories are fine to read, it's just that since they're webnovels and in China the authors are paid by the chapter, they get padded out to the nth degree. That and 90% of the popular stories end up following the same formula, so finding a decent one that doesn't become generic is hard.

Apparently it's xianxia which is wuxia but now people are throwing planets and killing gods

六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre
反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward
文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution
人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system
民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行
法輪功 Falun Dafa 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗
胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨
獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 肅清 活摘器官
黑社會 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩
台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama
新疆維吾爾自治區 East Turkistan

六四事件
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur

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Got a link bro?

>xianxia which is wuxia
incorrect
there are ACKTUALLY quite distinct, primarily in that xianxia is the one involving becoming a god

just read a will eternal

>Yeah, I'm sure there's a CCP rootkit in this early access indie game made by two autists.

Seeing how they are probably on a VPN to bypass the great firewall, I wouldnt doubt it. Then again it just depends on how high their national Social Credit Score is user. Maybe they were good boys and made the powers that be happy enough to be left alone!

You are embarrassing yourself dude. Double-digit IQ is not something to be proud of.

do you have any cool xianxia media I should watch/read that's in english?

>Double-digit IQ is not something to be proud of.

Neither is your government Wang.
I know you have no choice but to cope, but westerners arent going to slurp up the propaganda.

myabandonware.com/game/xianjian-qixia-zhuan-7r4

ISSTH is better

Cradle is probably the most easily accessible due to being Westernized and written directly in English by an American.
Otherwise, for me, it was Coiling Dragon (which popularized the concept in the West) and Desolate Era.

>In europe police raids your house if you speak negativly about the lockdowns.
And the chink police raid your house if you post a picture of whinnie the pooh online. Learn about your own country first you third world mongrel.

it's not very hard to know what things are running on your computer and what they're doing while they're running. it would be pretty easy to verify your claims

Nice, thanks bro

>a will eternal
>Er Gen trash
ffs at least recommend them a xuanhuan to get into before you drop them in that shit.
novelupdates.com/series-ranking/?rank=popular&org=495&gi=480,3954&ge=560&rl=0
lists the most popular xianxia (what this game is) and xuanhuan (xianxia but with elements from outside Chinese culture, like modern day storytelling, sci-fi, stealing from Western culture, etc.) on Novel Updates I also filtered out yaoi, because that should be standard. The site's popularity search is a bit biased towards modern novels than older ones, but it's a start.

How many more social credit points do you need to be allowed your own bed Wong?

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The chinese government is our enemy you wumao idiot.

>it would be pretty easy to verify your claims
Sure, I can look over every piece of chinese software with a fine toothed comb looking for malicious software.
Or I can just not install it in the first place.

okay what if cat girl

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awful boring fest, typical "author ran out of idea so he cram as many bullshit as he can". At least a will eternal has good comedy to keep it fresh.
>but it's the staple of the genre!!!
History number 1 founder has very generic setting, but the author's writing skill carries it the entire series. Why can't all webnovel author learn how to manage their idea.

Also Cultivation chat group.

Im in the top 1 percentile of IQ worldwide and let me tell you, the chinese governmentis evil and a tremendous threat both to its own people and to the rest of the world.

I recommend Reverend Insanity because seeing a completely amoral chinese con man meme an entire setting is amazing.

okay, when I said read I meant more like manga/manhua xd

>History number 1 founder
Based, I love that one. I just found the comedy ended up getting too much of a focus in A Will Eternal so the more serious moments ended up getting ruined. Also Bai Xiaochun acting like a child despite being more than a hundred years old was pretty jarring. He was great at the start of the series but never really seemed to grow beyond that.

oh ffs, they changed the search system on NU.
>xianxia
novelupdates.com/series-ranking/?rank=popular&org=495&gi=480&ge=560&rl=0
>xuanhuan
novelupdates.com/series-ranking/?rank=popular&org=495&gi=3954&ge=560&rl=0

>xd
kill yourself instead, newfag trash
I'll rip your entire family out by its roots

I'm in the 95th percentile of head circumference and I think you don't know how percentiles work

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I will lowercase xd like I god damn please

xd

You expect him to grow into regular murderhobo or what

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