Monkey Paw Thread

Yada yada make a wish

>MGR Sequel

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Endless Ocean 3 or a HD remastered on Switch

Granted. Raiden's voice actor is replaced and the new voice is shit

>>MGR Sequel
Kamiya is directly involved with this one. Stupid quirky unfun sections and retarded mechanics are added

Marathon reboot

Metal Gear Rising: Return to Revengeance: A Ninja Theory game, releasing second quarter of 2021
6 months of development time

oh no, not the voice actor!

Final Fantasy Versus XIII returns as Verum Rex, practically completely free of Disney shit, and is the best game Square Enix has ever produced

Pikmin 1 & 2 remakes with Pikmin 3 texture quality and QoL improvements.

Granted
It's sold in five parts, with DLC and microtransaction.

Dialogue is like 75% of MGR soul.

Nah thats music

Granted. It's made by 343i.

Granted. Limited releas that makes sure only the sweatiest of nintendo nerds get them outside of Japan.

emulation becomes 100% perfect and full romsets for all platforms at least 10 years old become readily available

consequences be damned

deal

Everyone still playing Team Fortress Classic moves back over to Fortress Forever (The superior TFC experience) thus giving it a population again.

Lazy. I can do better

New F-Zero game. This one should be easy.
Granted, but it's a timed exclusive and very poorly received. Any plans for 4 are scrapped and they never make a new Pikmin again.

I want Gollop to make a new Xcom

Granted. This attracts the attention of the Sydney bot legion who move in for the kill.

>Granted. Limited releas that makes sure only the sweatiest of nintendo nerds get them outside of Japan.


It's a good thing I'm one of those.

Granted, but it's a shitty rushed unity game with no soul.

Go on then

>game is only played on community servers that can easily filter out bots anyway
Deal.

Granted, but then they eventually give it up to play other games and then they never return.

These threads are boring now because we know the twist for all of these is "but it's woke"

New F-Zero comes out, but it's a lazy beat-em up where Captain Falcon has fewer moves than he does in Smash.

Advent Rising gets a full trilogy as originally planned.

Naoto Ohshima gets to make Blinx 3.

So just wish the thread away, fag

its only possible and avaible on stadia

monkey paw, i want wolfenstein enemy territory to be remade

Monkey paw, I wish the Capcom woke memo didn't and never will happen.

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>Security Officer constantly spouts shitty references to modern internet trends.
>LE WACKY HUMOR
>MOBA cooldown skills
>Sprinting all over the place
>Pfhor are made into Nazi allegories
>Escort missions

Granted
They octuple down on their monetization strategies instead, so now SF6 launches with 10 characters and you have to buy the rest for $1.99 (or your local equivalent) each.

You're really over-complicating your answer. Person you replied to was straight to the point, succinct, and much funnier. It's easy to list several different shit things to include, but difficult to make just once that ruins everything while still seeming realistic.

Shit job.

Spiritual successor to Megaman Battle Network and Starforce with movement/perspective like the former.

Half Life 3.

Granted but it's written by Campo Santo
;-)

timesplitters trilogy remastered in 4k with PC in mind, with all the gameplay, voice acting and humour intact.

I wish for Ace Attorney 7. What could go wrong?

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