Mario and Peach are cute together

Mario and Peach are cute together.

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Especially when he's forced to watch peach get raw'd

Bowsette is better.

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>kills her anyway to get to his girl

Mario on thot patrol

Still better than Peach.

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I really don't get the appeal of this extremely skinny limbed design when it comes to portraying attractive guys. They just look anorexic.

how much do you weight?

Waa baby mario from yoshis island mario and peaches son? Or was he just mario as a baby

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He's clearly just Mario as a baby, since Baby Peach shows up later at the same time.

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Do you think Mario and Peach's kids would look more like Mario or Peach?
I feel like a son that's a bishonen with Peach's narrow facial structure instead of having Mario's big ol' nose is lazy, but I feel like a girl could do either design really well.

Regardless I don't think Nintendo'll ever do anything on that front with their relationship until they need a publicity stunt to save the Mario series from doom, and the Mario franchise will happily outlive everybody on Zig Forums.

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>Mario on thot patrol
more like Mario dabs on trannies.

you are fat
normal people complain about it looks gay as fuck.

Yes but Mario with Rosalina is better

What is it about the Mario series that attracts so many cuckshitters

I think Odyssey was a surprising step in that direction, showing 100% that Mario is romantically interested and legit wants to marry her. Before it's just that he saves her and gets a kiss on the cheek maybe, but nothing as personal as him wanting to propose.

It’s a story about a guy that crosses and kills everything over 8 kingdoms to save an useless princess that gets kidnapped every week. Guess.
Of course people would buy the idea he is either done with her and would want nothing more to fuck any other woman, or that Peach purposefully lets herself be taken. The fact Paulina is a thing and Bowser still gets invited to play kart with them doesn’t help.

I think the reason they look skinny is that they are supposed to be tall, so their proportions get stretched out

Any whiff of romance attracts cuckshitters, user.

the kidnapping aspect
they're not very imaginative people

fpbp

Happy endings. A lot of bitter, jealous people here who would rather see Mario end up sad and alone. Believe it or not however, this is normie behavior.

I never saw Bowser and Peach together as being cuckshit since Mario and Peach aren't in a relationship anyways. Obviously it doesn't make any sense in-universe but I really like Bowser as a character and I find pictures with him and Peach to be cute.

The god-tier stuff is art where all 3 of them are having a good time though, romance should never be a part of Mario games.

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>looking at this pic wondering why Bowser is there instead of Luigi
>then I remembered he's also part of Mario's harem because of the memes