Lol!

Lol!

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ive never tried to use it but does it actually unlock ANY door?

Lol! That's a really funny Skyrim meme, my dude!

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It's just an unbreakable lockpick.

lockpicking is piss easy
you end up with more picks in your inventory then you will ever need

it looked cool so i kept it

i hated the end of this questline cause you are FORCED to be nocturnals bitch in the afterlife for all eternity
i do so much overpowered shit in skyrim, i should be able to tell nocturnal to fuck off

this is except the necromancer amulet in oblivion

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how do i get enough money for the solitude house? im sick of my kids bitching about that cunt braithe

Just add it through the console, who cares

finish db questline and kill the emperor

im roleplaying a chaotic good character tho

would feel cheap

I've been reading so much manga I read this right to left

how many bandits have you killed that had family?

false equivalence

get the spell that transmutes ore.
Save all your gems from looting. Transmute any ore you get to gold
Make gold jewellery, level up blacksmith, mytic and make loot all in one go. That's what I do. Non lore breaking and easy.
The spell is easy to get too in a simple quest near whiterun

thanks m8

This, and because you can unlock Master locks from the get go unlike Fallout, you can just use patience to unlock everything, no investment to lockpicking required.

The PC soul cannot be claimed by any filthy daedra, which is why the only cuck in the equation is brynjolf

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Allowing Yourself To Become Nocturnal's Bitch Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Quest Like Nigga Close The Door Haha

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a new hand touches the beacon

Then become a Vampire and live forever
Checkmate Nocturne

Heroes are already owned by Akatosh from the moment they exist

>you can just use patience to unlock everything
You mean, spam Force Lock because your pick can't break

No, that's explicitly not how it works. Protagonists of tES games don't have destinies, and that freedom to do whatever the fuck is what allows them the opportunity to become heroes.

Why keeping it? Youliterally have 200 + lockpicks by the time you get that shit.

is there a force lock option? isnt that only in fallout?

that is probably how it works for TLDB though, due to having a Dragon's Soul and all

But for real, though. It's bizarre how just walking away is such a foreign concept to so many people.

Enchant items, even shitty low level enchants net you a bunch of cash

wasn't this actually a big plot point in one of the New Vegas DLCs? Lonesome Road I think?

No, the Hero and the Event go together. One will not exist without the other.

Every single player character in TES was destined to be there, at that time and place, to fix whatever stupid bullshit was going on the time. Whatever else they do is irrelevant, they WILL be there and they WILL fix it.

I've never sided with Harkon, how is it?

Alchemy. I became a millionaire without mods very quickly because of it.

wait is this that Prisoner shit I've heard some people mention, an explanation for why every major TES Protagonist starts off in chains but gets released in the tutorial

You can use CHIM (console) to get any item you want. It's lore friendly.

why did vivec surrender?

CHIM was all lies, Vivec was nothing but a deceitful, false prohpet

It has satisfying ending because you become boss of the vampire castle while in the Dawnguard questline you're still Isran's blacked subordinate.

>Lorewise, The Skeleton key could open literally any
>not just locked things, but unlock a way into a living being's soul, mind and other things
>gameplay wise, it's just an unbreakable lockpick and that's it
>can climb a mountain but due to engine limitations, can' add spears

It just works, you tranny incel.

>>not just locked things, but unlock a way into a living being's soul, mind and other things
That sounds absolutely retarded and broken, even for lore.

CHIM isn't the console

Implying you're not already broken by the time you reach the end of the shitty quest line

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>forced
You are not forced to do anything.
Your autistic need to complete the quest is what is forcing you to do it, not the game.

My c0da says CHIM is console and Kirkbride said every c0da is canon.

>That sounds absolutely retarded and broken, even for lore.
>It's OK when Vivec marries Molag Bal, has kids with him, even though Vivec is a dude, then later turns his dick into a spear, kills Molag Bal's new kids with said spear, and dumps him like trash, just because he could

Bitch please....

>Kirkbride

isnt he that fuck who gets credited for everything good in morrowind and the lore but did relatively little?

>Daedra
>claiming a shard of Akatosh

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>>It's OK when Vivec marries Molag Bal, has kids with him, even though Vivec is a dude, then later turns his dick into a spear, kills Molag Bal's new kids with said spear, and dumps him like trash, just because he could

wat

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thats one of the lesser outlandish things relating to vivec in morrowind lore

>not being a werewolf and getting to hunt pray alongside based Hircine in his hunting grounds for eternity

>lol if the game is shit just dont play it xd