Hey Nephew

>Hey Nephew,
>Come clean up my shit.
>K Thx Bye
>Ancestor
>BLAM

What a dick.

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Well, well, well, it would appear the buffoon is flummoxed.

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Epic ducked us again bros

fuck off, phoneposter

You do it for free as well.

Technically you do it for the sick house and fat loot.
But at some point you gotta wonder how much real estate and solid gold is actually worth.

>dear distant relative i've never met
>if you don't unfuck this situation you'd better be prepared to unfuck the entire human race
>also this may be all my fault but that's not important anymore
>ancestor
>ps the caretaker's a fucking nob

Ahem...
Fuck witches
Fuck pirates
Fuck townsfolk
Fuck pigs
Fuck necromancers
Fuck prophets
Fuck mercenaries
Fuck vampires
Fuck farmers
But most importantly

FUCK THE DESCENDANT

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I never played the DLC, how is the Court and Ancestor related?

The Ancestor, during a party, killed a woman who turned out to be a vampire. He then bled her and mixed her blood into wine and served it to the guests, turning them into vampire bugs. Then he locked them up in the Courtyard and went on to do the shit in the base game.

He decided to give everyone tainted blood after killing the Countess who was a vampire or some shit

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He really is an asshole.

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Based.

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They're fuck buddies.

Is the sequel still about Ancestor? That seems a bit boring

He's still the narrator but we don't know how, if at all, he is connected to whatever DD2 is about.

>fr*nch "people"

Yes.

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Honestly you're probably worse than your ancestor ever was what with you funding mercenary bands of broken souls and sending them into hellpits that permanently destroy their minds all because you want a mansion on a hill that isn't infested with evil.

This guy seems like a real jerk

honestly when I learned that most of this shit was his fault my main motivation wasn't to clean up his mess it was to kick his ass.

Why user?

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The ancestor is still alive isn't he?

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>Hey Nephew,
>Come clean up my shit.
>LOL JK ITS NOT POSSIBLE

He kills himself before the game even starts. However the Heart of Darkness uses him as a mouthpiece.

i'm gonna frickin' COOM here bro wtf