>Hey Nephew,
>Come clean up my shit.
>K Thx Bye
>Ancestor
>BLAM
What a dick.
Hey Nephew
James White
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Ethan Turner
Well, well, well, it would appear the buffoon is flummoxed.
Cameron Ward
Epic ducked us again bros
Brayden Green
fuck off, phoneposter
Wyatt Brooks
You do it for free as well.
Kayden Scott
Technically you do it for the sick house and fat loot.
But at some point you gotta wonder how much real estate and solid gold is actually worth.
Hudson Thomas
>dear distant relative i've never met
>if you don't unfuck this situation you'd better be prepared to unfuck the entire human race
>also this may be all my fault but that's not important anymore
>ancestor
>ps the caretaker's a fucking nob
Lincoln Cruz
Ahem...
Fuck witches
Fuck pirates
Fuck townsfolk
Fuck pigs
Fuck necromancers
Fuck prophets
Fuck mercenaries
Fuck vampires
Fuck farmers
But most importantly
FUCK THE DESCENDANT
Dominic Morgan
I never played the DLC, how is the Court and Ancestor related?
Colton Parker
The Ancestor, during a party, killed a woman who turned out to be a vampire. He then bled her and mixed her blood into wine and served it to the guests, turning them into vampire bugs. Then he locked them up in the Courtyard and went on to do the shit in the base game.