Assassin's Creed

Is England really just a giant swamp?

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who keeps fucking buying these games

The last good one was 4/Rogue and even before that it was a shaky franchise.

Who tf is still buying this game? I don't ever hear normies talk about it. It can't be them. Is it history nerds? I thought they got all pissy about the historical inaccuracies and boycotted the franchise. WHO IS STILL GIVING UBISOFT MONEY FOR THESE 4/10 GAMES?!?!?!?!?!??!

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me i like vikings

I bought it, played for about 10 hours
Gonna jump in every now and then as a tourism simulator.

Welp I can't really argue with that. I guess as long as you genuinely enjoy the game and believe you got your moneys worth it is ok

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>Welp
>unnecessary reaction faces
>"My taste is stronger than yours"
neck yourself

its alright, the assassin stuff all sucks but the viking stuff is cool, idk why they dont just drop the AC title

I keep going back and forth if I want to play it. The game sounds like crap, but once the Ireland DLC comes out I'll be able to run with muh ancestors and murder a bunch of my other ancestors. Even if I get it, never at full price.

>"i like vikings"
>buys a game that is hilariously historically inaccurate
ok retard

yes

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I bought it right at release on PC and finished it within the next week. It has some pretty good plot points within the established universe and I wouldn't say I ever felt too bored with the content presented. Granted I didn't do too much of the side content.

Seriously. The only reason I got this was to experience something like a Last Kingdom power trip. Did not disappoint.

Who did you romance in that swamp, Nordic boy?

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>bought a month of uplay plus
>watch dogs legion was good jank
>gave up on valhalla after 2-3 hours
>try odyssey
>spot a lvl 5 bounty hunter
>i'm lvl 3, i can do this
>my attacks do one pixel of dmg to his health bar
>he murders me in three hits
>uninstall

Is there any other way than to cuck your brother?

Yes, not being str8 trash, retard.

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Is it really chrstian anglos bad, viking raiders good?
Do they show Guthrum getting rekt and bending the knee?
How... pink-haired is the writing? I am considering to get it as virtual IXc England views sim but what if plot is not awful as usual

The peanutbrain meant he likes "The Vikings" series.

much of the east is
all of ireland is

>Is it really chrstian anglos bad, viking raiders good?

Yes but, that's just perspective? I mean, you're not shown the english point of view, and your character to be exact ain't a brutal rapist. You play a goody two shoes so of course they are going to be the bad ones for trying to stop you, even if you're raiding their homes.

There is also the fact Alexander the Great creates the Templar order which are the "Two dimensional baddies" of the AC series.

> How... pink-haired is the writing?

There is a quest in which you rescue a female wolf and one of the kids say "She's going home to her husband!" and another kid angrily jumps into the conversation saying "OR WIFE!!!! You never know!!!1!!"

Men also flirt with you and are openly gay, there is A SHITLOAD of feminism, brown people all around, not nigger nigger but yes arab and stuff. There are also drug addicts, nudists, etc.

The game is pretty anti religion but that's been a thing since the first AC. Whack yourself in the head with a hammer if you don't want it to bother you because it's all around.

Also, if I were you, i'd worry more about the actual writing than the SJW writing, because the story is shit, the conversations are autistic and they literally put zero effort in the world, combat, cutscenes, etc. It's pretty disgusting how lazy they got and the game sold better than Odyssey, it's infurating.

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What is the name of the guy on the bottom row 3rd from the left?

Is that just Kassandra? Did they add Kassandra to the game?

No

No but they reused most models so she does look like Kassandra. She's the wife of your protagonist's brother.

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>who keeps fucking buying these games
me

>There is a quest in which you rescue a female wolf and one of the kids say "She's going home to her husband!" and another kid angrily jumps into the conversation saying "OR WIFE!!!! You never know!!!1!!"

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Thanks user
I will not bother even pirating it now

>There is a quest in which you rescue a female wolf and one of the kids say "She's going home to her husband!" and another kid angrily jumps into the conversation saying "OR WIFE!!!! You never know!!!1!!"
Bullshit

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This is the quest, can't find a video of that one though and i'm too lazy to check on a full waklthrough.

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people have been trained to just consume whatever new products come out whether they're interested or not. it doesn't matter if it's complete dogshit

started playing odyssey. it's actually not bad. haven't played ass creed since 2.
too much rpg shit though. not big fan of changing gear every 15 minutes and grinding levels.

anyway would this be better game on easy difficulty? i feel like even the little normal shits take way too much time to kill. and the elite dudes i can't even assassinate at least for the time being. which kinda defeats the purpose of stealth i guess. probably have to level up stupid assasssins skills