He's speechless.
He's speechless
He's also gameless lol
He's slowly realizing how much money he just wasted on a machine with no games.
he is trying to think what to do with a console without any games
it's a ps5 in the picture not an xbox
Advice from an old fuck: when your wife starts giving you video games when she herself doesn't like them be very worried
Sorry a console with 2 games
What games can I play exclusively on ps5?
nah, they right here. better luck next time.
He play can play those on one of his PS4s.
user why the fuck would you buy a ps5 to play ps4 games
I still don't understand the appeal of a PS5, what does it have you can't already play on PC?
Is Demon Souls really that good?
People are so hyped for it even delivery people started stealing it, what for?
What's the hype even about?
>reddit
But before this gets purged, assuming this is real... why? Why do people do stuff like this, its just embarrassing. You can post about how you're excitement for your new toy, but posting a photo about how you stared at a box for 20 minutes like you would your firstborn infant? No, that's just pathetic
He buys Sony products can you really blame him
Are we seriously getting 12 more years of "le no games xD" meme? Originality is dead.
same reason you'd upgrade your pc. literally no different.
>"I wanted a fucking XBOX"
>looks like a router
>runs like an oven
>controller is a gimmicky mess
It's just that nogaems summarizes the core of the problem so perfectly.
>"le no games xD" meme? Originality is dead.
lmao little pissbaby can't handle the facts
literally very different. for one thing I don't have to upgrade my PC to keep playing new games, I can just turn down graphic settings.
>pissbaby
reddit is that way
>I don't have to upgrade my PC to keep playing new games
You still running a GPU from 2004 I take it then? Of course not. What a retarded post.
>>same reason you'd upgrade your pc. literally no different.
>can run 2020 games on 2016 budget hardware without ever upgrading
>retards still try to convince you that consoles are good
dude PC has a ricefarming game that beats PS5's library already in terms of originality, content and heart put into the game, enjoy your low effort remakes that build on your nostalgia
Hey atheists
This is what happens when you remove religion
Fags start worshipping kids toys
uh user those are ps4 games
Nigga, that game is on PS5 too
is your PS4 GPU also from 2004? wtf was even the point you were attempting to make here, retard
i have that game too, stupid. pc is a literal paperweight.
The PS4 came out in 2013, that's about 8 years ago.
In that time you have managed to attain 23 games.
That means that on average you have played 2.875 games per year.
Assuming you reflect the average Sony gamer that means you have had to wait a little over 4 months between every game (and that is taking playtime generously into account).
Is that why Sonyfans shitpost so much? You have nothing to do for 4 fucking months?
Do people get reddit gold for this or something? I have no idea how the website works. Is it like youtube where they flood it with over the top reaction videos to make money?
>Assuming you reflect the average Sony gamer that means you have had to wait a little over 4 months between every game (and that is taking playtime generously into account).
is that the reason console communities hold for that long?
>new release takes forever
>new release costs $60 so cant buy it with foodstamps
>have to jerk around in the same old shit for months on end
it adds up
What a faggot. Just play the fucking game. Why are men such babies these days?
He's thinking :
>wooden floor...can't put it there...will burn the house down
>entertainment cabinet is made of wood...fuck
>I wish I would have bought a glass desk in the study..damn
>do I keep it outside on the porch? Man...it might get wet
>the garage isn't an option, my Prius has a full tank
>can I really game on a kitchen counter? I never gamed sitting on a stool before...
>In that time you have managed to attain 23 games.
try again, nerd. All physical btw.
Are the Gravity Rush games any good?
If you have done the math right here, and your assumptions are correct, this would explain a lot about this board.
Umm no... Demon's Souls Remake, Sackboy, Astrobot, Bugsnax, Spiderman. Plus all his PS4 games in 4k60.
Whatever happened to the PS5's magic SSD shit? Sony and the shitposters here wouldn't shut the fuck up a few months ago about how it'll process games faster than the human mind could fathom and now suddenly everyone stopped talking about that. Are there any PS5 fags here who were on the SSD train before who are still on it now?
they are so good they cancelled future titles because people have shit taste
yeah bro, first one has a lot of soul but the second one isn't bad either, they're fun.
I assume the post is supposed to satirize the kind of pictures about children recieving gifts tied with the emotional and unbelievable title however we have an orange orange as a president so I don't know anymore.