ITT we pretend we played the leaked cyberpunk 2077
ITT we pretend we played the leaked cyberpunk 2077
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Does Keanu Reeves really have a fifteen inch cock with a strobe light on it?
I cried when V called Johny a nigger and then threw a banana at him
Have you seen the arcade machines in the game? I would sell one of my PCs to have a roach-themed arcade machine in my living room. Too bad they're not interactable in-game.
I can't believe I got cucked by Judy bros, she only wanted to fuck Johnny Niggerhand.
oh man, i can't believe they put those balloons out with the display. talk about foreshadowing...
The first mission was really good, but it’s all downhill from there
The dinosaur boss is too hard, bros.
Imagine being such a secondary shit eating piece of shit you need to ROLEPLAY the concept of playing videogames...
I didn't get balloons bro....
>twin brothers have synchronous chip installed to fight as one
>they take turns getting wailed on by you
wtf is wrong with those niglets
I made a pretty dark skinned character but the police keep killing me?? I thought this was supposed to be in the future??
The dystopian take on equal rights is that everyone has equal rights to be killed by cops.
>got the harem ending
god, the sex scene with the three idol girls, Panam riding my dick and having V eating out Judy was great. I also liked the Fallout-style ending with the various outcomes. Having ten kids and a mansion located in the Australian wilderness was an escapist fantasy of mine.
so we're acting like the game is good?
What the fuck was that desert mission?
you mean the one where you had to assassinate the guy? the one where he fires a shot before you can kill him? the one where if you trach the shot, you will find another assassin that looks just like him, leading you into a loop, only to discover that ten different clones were trying to kill each other, that one?
What's the bet you cannot kill any quest giving NPC's....
the revolver it used was too powerful for the level. And what was with its fez?
literally the best videogame ive played in my life
this not only is GTA in future but better, but also unironically one of the best RPG games ever made
2020 just started and we already have game of the decade in our hands
Yeah. There is even a quest to find it after the story ends. You can install it on yourself and get the achievement "A Parting Gift"
the clone one. i mean how you're supposed to know which one is not the clone?
I think the quest line where you had to "Kill all the cyber trannies" was a bit much.
What was really problematic is every time you got a kill your main character kept saying "Cocks off to you, sir!"
the team were really autistic to think that the seventh one needed to have its head removed(with a katana), pick it up, bring it to the corpo ripper doc, have them harvest all cyberware and use the serial numbers to track down the chop shop that they were bought from. And to make it even worse, you had to go back to the scene(and hope to god the scavs haven't been yet) and check their biomons for the receipt. Only for the quest to end with the big reveal that it was an advanced(and convoluted) form of suicide.
BRUH WE WUZ JUSS PLAYIN CUZ.
Can't believe they copped in Dixie Highway though. the tan ten ten NPC's were just like real life.
Lol
How do I improve my dickgirl's cockgun's accuracy?
visit the Mox gang headquarters. They have the option to improve its accuracy with the help of dolls. But make sure to switch it to pleasure mode before you start pumping.
it's SOULLESS
Finished it earlier today. Thought the ending was kind of a copout. They built up that you'll either have to delete the consciousness of Johnny from your brain or let him take it over... and then they chicken out of that choice by letting you transplant it to an android body, just so the game can have a token happy ending.
Bros... Shazam was wrong. This is kino... No... This is... This is... Ludo...
This game is as shit as I imagined it to be
>That mission where you have to save the human cattle femboys that were being milked in an abandoned warehouse
Kino
Have there been any spoilers about the endings? I'd like to know the different outcomes before buying
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>saving them instead of becoming their new owner
street tranny that much?
I genuinely wasn't expecting that.