>Kids ask me to save a trapped wolf.
>Get it out of the trap.
>The wolf runs away.
>Kid A: Wah, she just ran away! Didn't even say thank you!
>Kid B: She was probably just running away to let her wolf brothers and sisters know she's okay!
>Kid C: Oh yeah! Maybe even her wolf husband!
>Kid A: Or HeR WoLf WiFe~ YoU NeVeR KnOw~
Kids ask me to save a trapped wolf
Adam Hall
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Adrian Peterson
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Jonathan Green
Is that actually real? That's hilarious and disturbing at the same time
Bentley Taylor
Yes, after you finish the first story arc in england the kid is waiting for you in the longhouse to start this short quest when you get back to the settlement.
youtube.com
4:10 is where the specific dialogue starts.
Thomas Lee
>there are actually people playing this shit
>unironically
Christopher Morales
>the overtly progressive stuff is said by literal children
what did they mean by this
Owen Sanchez
I really thought they were gonna lay it on thick with this installment but to my surprise there is very little of this dumb sjw type shit but when its there its really thrown in your face such as the aforementioned quest. The lack of colored people is astounding, I figured half of everyone would be black or some shit but so far everyone has been white, just like it was back in 800 AD.
Sebastian Evans
Hamfisted garbage sjw shit. Great game you got there. Is this what a 5 year degree gets you to write? Fucking braindead bullshit.
Dominic Baker
the problem isn't the writing mate.
It the fuckers who buy and support the game like Op
Jason Johnson
Because for a group that is constantly trying to neuter and sterilize children for their own political agenda, they still have the gall to tout about "child innocence" and how stuff kids say that are obvious bullshit have a thin layer of "mystic grown up knowledge" behind them.
Hunter Martin
>5 year degree
Lmao no. Trannies don't have degrees, their trannyism gets them hired by law why would they need an education?
Bentley Cooper
>It the fuckers who buy and support the game like Op
Op here, I didn't buy the game, so maybe ride off my cock, nigger.
Austin Watson
I hate video games
Nathaniel Reed
THE VIRGIN CHEWY
vs
THE CHAD DWOLFG
Ian Peterson
based
Jonathan Rogers
Eivor says "Who's a good boy?" when you walk past the wolf in the settlement
Nathan Jones
The gameplay looks awful.
What the hell was that glitchy fight against the wild boar.
Colton White
In German translation it's different - "her wolf husband" / "his wolf wife", pointing at the kids not knowing what sex the rescued wolf is
Xavier Howard
Name 1 (ONE) AAA game in the last 5 years that didn't have ANY sjw shit in it.
Go ahead, I'll wait.
If you think not buying these games will change anything you're dumber than you appear when you pretend to be smart like now.
Christopher Morris
They don't know what children are like because they don't have children.
Preschool shows they already show extreme prejudice to people who look different.
Nathaniel James
Gran Autismo Sport
Samuel Torres
how could they not now? her swollen fortune cookie is in plain sight at all times
Kayden Davis
>reddit caps
Jose Flores
>using kids in media to parrot any kind of sexual or political notion
Kids know Jack and Shit. Stop using them as a way to project your views.
Asher Edwards
I remember in Odyssey where you meet your captain's estranged daughter and when the captain learns his late wife remarried he says he's happy for her and that she did the right thing. A sea hardened, dirty sailor from the bronze age being more "progressive" than most men today. Really fits the character Ubisoft, totally not an intern with an agenda
Jackson Martin
Because only a child would be retarded enough to suggest a wild animal would be a faggot
Logan Williams
>do you want to play as male or female viking?
>you can also choose genderfluid :^)
Justin Brooks
>Can have a female driver.
lol nice try.
Carter Thompson
>women existing is SJW
your brain is swiss cheese bro.
Joshua Cook
>Every single platonic male friend you can make as Eivor will try to fuck you
This is ironically just as sexist and demeaning if you play as Femvor
Caleb Thomas
the enlightened mouse
Joseph Moore
>black person has vitiligo
Of course.
Ian Jenkins
That option was so retardedly worded
You can change character any time but the middle option makes you play as a certain one for certain parts of the game
Connor Jackson
Aiden Morris
>Women being hamfisted into a game where' you're a car.
>Not SJW shit.
Better swiss cheese than hot air, fuckwit.
Daniel Rogers
>Or HeR WoLf WiFe~ YoU NeVeR KnOw
Sebastian Lee
>having drivers in a racing game is hamfisted
Tell me about your mother.
Robert Hughes
Great, now pick a AAA game.
Jason Walker
>gays are now SJW shit
You guys would have an aneurysm playing Bugsnax
Brody Hall
>This game isn't AAA because I said it's not
Cool your wheels hotshot.
Thomas Hughes
So you know it will be in game so that is why you didn't buy it. Or was it because it is another Ubitrash Ass2AssIn?
Jaxson Evans
>Armchair psychology.
Well at least it wasn't a food analogy.
Ian Thompson
That was pretty baffling, I agree. Some little kid in a Viking settlement suggesting a wolf might be lesbian is incredibly hamfisted
Brayden Jones
Liberals re-write history, nothing new
Camden Hall
I'm saving that for later.
Andrew Myers
You never know though
Justin Brown
I still don't know where the fuck that black woman came from
Logan Perez
Okay cool. So basically the only game we should have bought in the last 5 years is always-online multiplayer-only racing game. I can't tell if you're a contrarian cunt or just missed the point harder than your mom missed giving you the right number of chromosomes.