Wish this thing had some fucking games

Wish this thing had some fucking games.

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SIDF incoming

No you don't, otherwise you wouldn't have made the thread.

Anyone, even the most braindead of consumers, would not buy a console without knowing at least 1 or 2 things they would like to play on it.

I deduce that you either

a) have no switch, and are posting to curry favour/yous and elicit a console war, OR

b) have a switch, and are so autistic that you have played all of the story rich and intensive titles that it has to offer.

such conclusions are elementary, my dear Watson.

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>ori
>hollow knight
>ace attorney
>hades
i'd buy a switch

Why would you buy a Switch to play 4 PC games?

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The reason why i bought a switch was because of mh gu and rise

Thats more than 6000 hours for me of fun..... but after that..... theres no games to play, its full of phone games man PHONE GAMES PHONE
ANDROID GAMES
APPLE GAMES
SHIT GAMES
GARBAGE ROGELIKE CANCER GAMES

WHY SWITCH CANT HAVE GOOD THRID PARTY GAMES ITS A FUCKING CONSOLE YOU ABSOLUTE CHINK DICK SUCKERS

because i'm not always at home in front of my PC

because I can't play those pc games while flying on a plane? or on the train for my morning commute?

BOTW is cool
Splatoon 2 was fine when the splatfests were a thing
I played Bayonetta 2 for the first time in there
Smash Ultimate is entertaining with friends

What games

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All of those games will run on a small, old crappy laptop that's far cheaper than a Switch. And Ace Attorney is a mobile game.

I too wish I had games. No, those games don't count, I personally do not enjoy them. No those don't count either, they aren't in a genre I enjoy. No no no you daft motherfucker, THOSE definately don't count because they have more story than combat. Sheesh, Tendons are delusional, im going back to FIFA and CoD.

BUFF SWITCH CHAD COME HERE WE NEED YOUR HELP!

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a crappy laptop has less battery and far more size, way more annoying to carry around
Ori and the Will of the Wisps will absolutely not run on a crappy laptop

>rise is gonna be on pc

Kind of nothing to look forward to on the switch next year desu

When cod for switch

But it does... I'm 100%ing Kirby right now.

Bullshit, my laptop is tiny, cost less than a Switch and can run far more demanding games than Ori.

>Imagine playing a handheld game on your PeeCee

Ori and the Blind Forest, totally
Ori and the Will of the Wisps? Good fucking luck running that game decently on an integrated. Minimum is GTX 950

Just ports. I bought mine to hack so that it could emulate older games but they don't run very well on it. Most fun I've had with my switch was the NMH1 port but thats a game i've already played before years ago and its not like NMH1 is a 10/10 game or anything.
Really, the switch is basically exclusive to nintendo fan boys. If you don't care about mario or zelda it has nothing.

Don't worry. Crysis 2 and Crysis 3 Remastered are coming soon. So is Doom: Eternal.

>more shooters with gyro
imagine

>cost less than a Switch
[x] doubt

Crysys 2 and 3 with no online

. . .

You get a console which sells only mario and zelda - you get more mario and zelda. Simple as that. Cope/

Here, I'll complete the loop

imagine seeing some autist play games on his laptop with a trackpad for a mouse or with a seperate gamepad. switch is the better solution, stop coping

So I can play lying on the couch, while some animal documentaries are running on the television

Based and confypiled

Laptop also comes with the bonus of nearby girls thinking you're doing some high level business shit on your laptop instead of playing on your Nintendo toy.