Use your vidya knowledge to help mario and kirby defeat sonic and save luigi
Save luigi
shoot sonic with a rocket launcher
Kirby eats Sonic and becomes speedy, now Luigi is saved.
Show sonic some sonic fanfics.
That didnt go as planned...
Oh no! Sonic is now horny!
fuck luigi
good end
How
Summon Dr. Eggman
SSSSQUAD
ARRESSSSD HIM
Summon Dr. EggWOMAN
My OC Tyrone the Hesgehog comes in and spanks Sonic’s ass!
They are all male characters, I can't get the porn i like from that
Nice work! There's no way sonic can lay a finger on luigi now.
UUUH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
give them phoenix downs
Water Kirby + Ice Mario
fine
A machine is thrown in that regularly dispenses phoenix downs. The warranty states it should last for 1000 years or your money back.
It only manages to restore their heads before the incredible heat undo's everything, but it allows enough time to experience indescribable levels of pain, with enough left over to contemplate the meaningless of their existence.
Someone fishes them out.
NANI
Where he go
W-WHERE'D HE GO?
I searched for volcano fishing online, but then I wound up buying this awesome thing for my fishtank. I might even put a fish in it some day so it can share in the joy.
black magic
Fuck off with your wizardry
Drink Obsidian potion from terraria and carry all (but sonic's) skeletons out.
THEN use pheonix down after the bones are dry