>that kid that played h-flash games on the school computers once and banned games for everyone in the computer lab
"that kid" vidya stories
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>in middle school
>have to write an essay on something we “believe” in
>can’t think of shit so I write a super cringe essay about Xbox live
>accidentally print off two copies in the library without realizing it
>chad walks up to me and hands me the extra copy, he obviously ready it and says “I think this is yours” with a smirk on his face
>girl behind him trying to contain laughter
I'm probably the source of so many 'that kids' stories
I did a presentation on how to use a butterfly knife in public speaking class in college
I remember as a kid we were in a boring lesson in the school computer class, i started playing one of those online games (not even flash, i think), but i forgot to turn down the noise.
It made a big sound, and i immediately turned it off. No one was able to tell who it was however, and since i didn't admit to it, the teacher had no one to blame, so he just said that everyone would have to do an exam the next class.
They never discovered the truth, luckily.
I was always 'that kid', no matter how hard i tried otherwise.
What was it about? What is cringe about talking about a service?
Cute scrotum cat.
Did you do a demonstration?
>that 9 year old only kid that belongs to some distant uncle who'd played extremely violent games in the living room during family reunions so everyone could see
>his dad and mom and some other aunts didn't do anything but just comment how violent games are and how they'll rot his mind but not doing anything else but just sit there and watch while drinking beer and finally scold him till some other family member actually told him to turn that shit off
I could never relate to this kind of stuff because all my cousins were already adults when i was a kid.
>That kid who got the Triforce in Ocarina of Time
the reason I was the oldest cousin was because my dad and mom fucked in college and I'm the reason they're married while everyone else came in after my uncles and aunts got married or much much later
>that kid who memorized the Assassin's Creed rap by smosh and would go to those kids who'd freestyle all the time to show off his "rapping skills"
>it was me
during computer class i played banned from equestria daily (mlp porn game) and i didn't know it was nsfw, it seemed just like a regular point and click adventure game. I was so dumb i was unable to unlock any sex scenes (didn't know enoigh english) and thius didn't embarras myself with sexscenes.
>tfw was caught browsing rotten.com in school
>I got bullied in cooking class, some scrawny tall kid tried to force a dirty rag in my face.
>My autistic primal side took over and i stood up grabbed the kids wrist with the rag in it and twisted his arm and then judo threw him into the ground. the kid got flung onto the hard tile floor with a bang and with tears in his eyes he was holding onto my shirt.
>normies quickly gathered around and broke it up.
>bullies applaud me.
>one bully came up to me and asked me "Where did you learn that move, that was sick!"
>Beeing a honest autist and not quite knowing the anwser the closest thing i said the closest thing i could think of "I saw it in a tv commercial for Call Of Duty"
>Bully starts to laugh.
>Tells other bullies and its straight back to mocking me again.
>The short moment of the normie respect was short lived.
No but you did embarrass yourself by being a Brony you absolute zoomer faggot.
>That kid who brought a Railgun to school and fragged 13 people before fragging himself
>that kid who brought his controllers to school
>That kid that was the class clown at school
>became depressed and a nobody when highschool started
>that kid who makes that kid threads on Zig Forums
>that kid that had an Assassin's Creed hoodie
>that kid who you bumped into the restroom and gave you a piece of paper that had his YouTube channel so you could watch his lets plays
>those kids who'd plays their ds in some corner of the library
>the game club that was just smash bros
Goddamn I kind of miss high school just for witnessing retarded shit like that
Not a “that kid story” but this thread reminded me of a classmate who got bullied for playing video games during recess and eventually went nuclear with a heavy hardcover on some other kids face after getting picked on one too many times.
Same. Here's some gems of mine
(All legit, I couldn't make this shit up today)
>Spergy 14 yo in 2011, have CLASS PRESENTATION about My Little Pony and the "implications for media demographics"
>Handed in a Mario & Sonic Fan Fiction for german class in 8th grade. It was 8 pages long and ended in the most cliche "it was all a dream .... OR WAS IT?!?!" ending
>Created weird gory flash cartoons and weirded out the only girl that liked me by having her voice a character in it.
>Wear trenchcoat and fake glasses to school for 3 months because I watched the matrix and my asperges attached itself like flies on a worm.
Most of this shit is coming up on being 10 years ago. I have become a surprisingly normal person since then, minus still living with my parents.
I once tried doing a heat move from yakuza 3 on a kid that I was fighting and almost got in trouble for it
>that kid who tried so hard to be part of the popular group he did shit like give them his food (the good parts), even buying stuff from the canteen for them
>that kid was me
>they still beat me up every P.E. Class
Rise up
>that kid that tried to rocket jump but ended up breaking his legs
I sincerely hope you got bullied frequently in school
Holy shit did all of you guys also do vidya related essays and presentations for school?
I remember in 5th grade I almost did a cringy presentaion about Pokemon, but thankfully the teacher kinda forgot about it.
Then in 8th grade we had to a news report on a subject of our choosing. I chose the abyssimal launch of batman arkham knight on the pc.
And lastly in either 9th or 10th grade I did a presentation about valve.
Kinda hard when you're a scrawny kid going off against five football players. I mean, i remember one of them was this giant bouncer looking dude who repeated grades at least once.
>played shit tons of Mirror's Edge back in 2010
>got into the Tennis team in high school
>wore a red fingerless glove just like Faith to feel like a badass
>coach comes up to me looking at me weird
>"user why do you wear that glove"
>after that day I threw the glove away
Which heat move was it?
I somehow didn't there wasn't really any bullies in my school to be fair, worse you could get for being weird was pity
user...
How the fuck do you write an essay on believing in Xbox Live?
>some other aunts didn't do anything but just comment how violent games are
I hate family like that. Remember one time my family was hosting the family Christmas party and my religious Aunt/Uncle had the nerve to tell me to take off Guitar Hero III cause they didnt want to see their kids watching the Devil play guitar.
>That kid who wrote his youtube channel on the bathroom stall door
>He also always talked with a shit fake British accent to try and sound sophisticated
>that kid who died
youtu.be
with a tree branch
>Be me, a freshman in highschool
>Borderline retarded senior was looking at porn and gore on stileproject.com
>In the school library
>Within full view of the front desk
He wasn't retarded, just very fucking stupid.
B-beerus-sama...I kneel.
You may now kiss my wife.
>Kinda hard when you're a scrawny kid going off against five football players
It's not that hard to pull a trigger.
joooo what the fuck was that show / animation / whatever called again???
>be a vidya sperg
>have a writing assignment
>just copy the first half of FFX's story
>changed all the names and made up a bullshit ending
>we have to read our stories to kids in the class under ours
>reading to like 3 or 4 younger kids
>little bitch says "that's the story to Final Fantasy X, my brother plays it"
>"I don't know what the hell you're talking about"
user, i was a weird scrawny KID, not a scrawny teenager. I'm talking about second grade.
unfortunate. many things in my past that were even slightly cringe or emotionally damaging seem to permanently stick in my memory like dancing in 5th grade in front of my class because our teacher thought it would be a fun idea for everyone to do some funny dance. i wish i could use my brain to remember only the stuff i want to because lately i cant memorize shit.
boku no pico
Literally me.
I Used to listen and sing to it while playing minecraft with AC mods.