Str>dex

>2020 and the classic attributes are still the best system
feels good being a classic western rpg chad

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is he dead

>cement streets
Who does this?

>removes the nigger's only sign of masculinity, his shoes
Based

>white boys weakly fumble their arms, slapping fatties back
I think it's a fake fight

>Discombobulate

Why would a black man ever fight a white man? Seems high risk low reward to me. Everyone expects you to KO the whiteboy so it's no impressive feat if you do. But if the cracka KOs you.. you're humiliated for life and lose every inkling of street cred you had (and the only thing you value).

that kid is lucky he's not dead

>forgetting LUK
not a true chad

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Florida, Arizona New Mexico, Nevada, and California. Doesn't get as hot as asphalt so it's used for driveways, cul de sacs etc. Main roads are still asphalt because it's cheaper to repair.

i thought this was cool as fuck when i first watched it but all those cuts are just embarrassing

>strand
>dexand
>conand
>intand
>wisand
>chaand
what did she mean by this?

DEXBROS UNITE

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Anyone got the webm of the white guy BTFOing some black thug using kung fu moves

you can see his fucking heart drop after the roundhouse

Also there's a pretty obvious racial bias in the judicial system. Cops show up and they know who started it.

rekt

Not to mention without freezing winters the concrete lasts longer.

tall guy was doing some michael jackson moves lol

>not dumping int

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Is the guy in the white shirt okay? He started to spasm at the end.

>HEEYooo... AREN'T I THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE UNCONSCIOUS?

>it just pretends like it meant to do that
Fucking idiot bird

Reminder: Audio in this video has the black guy's girlfriend telling him to get up and continue fighting.

Also fuck slamming people on asphalt. That's how you catch a manslaughter charge.

>woman intervening

why do they do this?

Is MMA the pinnacle? Will humanity ever invent a more powerful marital art?

>STR victories
>consistent cases of physical advantage
>DEX victories
>unless its a beautiful counter, its some cinematic shit or lucky hits

Does getting slammed hurt that much?

The red shirt guy must have been like "what the fuck happened?"

If he survived there's a high chance of brain damage. People have died from less. Never under any circumstances fight on pavement.

damn nice

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>pretends
How do you know it didn't intend to do that?

>Kicking in a street fight
That's dumb but thankfully fatty didn't catch him. Kicks are easy to catch and usually leave to totally open.

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did that nigga just land a spin kick

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>clone Avril
The original one was better.

>powerful marital art
it exists user

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>Everyone expects you to KO the whiteboy so it's no impressive feat if you do
Nog cope, I've never seen a nigger win a fight in all my years in a rough area.
>b-but muh WHIRLSTAR!
Nogs record their fights, nogs choose what to upload.

as long as you're fighting on fucking asphalt, yeah
its so sadistic, men can be complete animals. I've never experienced the urge to literally murder someone but I see that energy in fighting videos all the time. I used to not understand why as as faggot I couldn't relate to other guys in school, and this is one of the reasons. normal functioning men are fucking apes who stop thinking when they get mad and they'll straight-up murder people in blood rages. Thinking back I was always laughing and disconnected when people were legitimately angry with me and wanted to hurt me, I can't relate to getting so flustered

That's just what I was thinking, kicks are reserved for mma fighters, anyone untrained will leave himself wide open

Damn Howard Stern got dem hands!
>stops himself, then lines up that kick

Fucking. Based.

Holy fuck, tall dude is doing the Bruce Lee pose at 0:04
That's fucking badass

dex >>>> str

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Lmfao... My man wasn't prepared for the flurry of basedslaps and windmill kick

The fuck was it's plan.

If your gana get in a fight, do it on the grass. Someone hits their head on concrete, they die, you go to chail for 20 years for man slaughter

>marital art
What did user mean by this

>got dem hands
Except that he punches like a drunk woman

Projectile>CHA=INT>>>>>>>STR=DEX

This manlet fight scene always reminded me of this picture

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in general yeah, largely cause the back of your head typically hits hard too. That shit can kill you on any surface but a hard one like concrete or asphalt it'd be more surprising if it didn't fucking kill you

I know nothing about street fighting. It seems the first to touch the floor is pretty much done for. Scary stuff.

bet he'd still fuck u up lol

What the hell is CHA anyway
It's one of those stats that games always use but never explain how they work

>California
Never seen it here in my life.
Concrete streets are ALL OVER Texas, though.

>11 connecting shots

Fuck off, baldy. You lost.

i'm doing the wrong workouts because my stomach looks like hers

they know they wont get hit

Damn this is some HUGE cope. The majority of the time a Black and a White dude are fighting, the White guy gets his ass beat. Whiteys are some bitches.

I COULD EAT THE PRESIDENT IN TWO BITES

>It seems the first to touch the floor is pretty much done for
Not if the guy knows BJJ, which was developed for that specific reason

Pretty much, if you're falling on your ass you've probably already taken a hit and you're only gonna be more disorientated when you land. It's hard to get someone off of you when you're down so watch your legs.

force of personality
gets memed to death as being uwu so hawt

Always reminded me of this.

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Charisma, how much you are able to convince someone your ideals are correct.

Int>Adp

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reading comprehension of a nigger

didn't the drunk come back with a weapon?

What if _he thought my dick was a snake, wouldn't that be funny, haha

lmao

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Part 2

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You are a milquetoast marshmallow and in a real life-or-death situation, you'll be folded and curbstomped into a coma.
Men who don't have and can't relate to the "KILLFUCKDESTROYMAIM" response are beyond sad and beyond help.

if the white guy isn't some sheltered pussy and knows how to throw hands, 9 times out of 10 he will win.

its the reason I'm standing here today talking to you despite being stupid, weak, and clumsy. I could convince men to die for me with a few words, thats real power, which is why God cursed me in so many other ways to compensate

And how does this help you in a fight
Sounds more like a grand strategy stat than an RPG stat

LCK > *

what did he mean by this

But why

he black

>character becomes confused

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>wypipo are pussies!
>wypipo are oppressing us!

Pick one faggot

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lmao dumb nigger. dude is literally making a point for nigs

That's obviously CHA vs DEX

>When he lines up the kick

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rhodesia doesn't exist anymore, lol

why fight when you can convince the two dummies to fight for you?

yeah exactly, I know what that means

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>Army with air support defeats army with no air support

I don't think this proves what you want it to prove user.

Am I the only female girl around here interested in learning something cool like Taekwondo or Kendo?

+Pissed

>tank loses aggro once

>texas
No they fucking arent.

its based on their class not race whites are more likely to be middle class non chimper outers

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