ITT red flags of a shitty video game
>a boss battle lasts more than 20 minutes
ITT red flags of a shitty video game
Andrew Baker
Joseph Peterson
>The enemies on level 1 are the same enemies as level 2.
Matthew Sanchez
>the demifiend fight in dds that takes over half an hour even with all your stats maxed
Leo Turner
>level 1 enemies show up on level 20, but are now blue instead of red
Every time.
Isaiah James
>defeat boss
>get cutscene of boss beating you
Angel Harris
>game runs in "seasons" with limited-time cosmetics and new content
>dev makes a huge deal whenever a new season drops with trailers and everything
Yikes!
David Butler
kek
Thomas Roberts
>worldbuilding and narrative building is done not through exploration but through pseudo-cutscenes
>enemies that stand still or move really slowly in shooters
>damage-sponge / optimization fights in RPG
>artificial input lag
>fake probability numbers
Jason Hall
Todays kids would NEVER survive
Leo Mitchell
Shimamura likes black men
Nolan Edwards
Even better, late game enemies are blue/red reskins of the first boss you fight
Brandon Sanchez
>America has joined the thread
Tyler Lee
Why doesn't Nippon make any romance anime centred around black men
Robert Anderson
They do
Hunter Rogers
>level up
>all enemies, even in the starting area scale to you
What is even the point of having levels then?
Jonathan Wood
Killing Floor 2?
Logan Gomez
NTR Hentai doesn't count.
James Cox
Adachi is a retard
Nicholas Sanders
Literally any gacha or mmo
Chase Allen
>get game over from failing a QTE
Leo Peterson
Literally any “F2P” game that was designed just to gouge money from you
Aiden Adams
Hello Bayonetta.
Isaac Butler
>tries too hard to be funny
i'm looking at you nu-doom
Justin Thompson
??? I don't recall any moments in Eternal where the game tries hard to be funny, unless you count Doomchad blowing a hell priest's brains out in the middle of his monologue, which fits his character perfectly.
Christopher Lee
>haha mortally challanged
honestly fucking obvious gay ass pandering
Jose Ward
Nu-Hitman is fun but god, those NPCs dialogue trying to be funny and wacky are really painful.
Jason Powell
only exception i'd give to that is orig max payne, shit was kino
James Bell
Nothing hurts more than a boss turning into a trash monster like that.
Asher Watson
>finally get to fight the cool humanoid villain who's been taunting you the whole game
>AAAAAAAH OH NO THE POWER IS TOO MUCH FOR MEEEEE ROOOOOOAAAAR
>he turns into a big mindless monster that looks like a pile of garbage, that's what you actually get to fight
Justin Morris
Original MP was just finns trying to sound american and it's great
Landon Watson
>Body Type A
>Body Type B
Jordan Thompson
eternal's problem is trying too hard to be "epic", (NPCs sucking doomguy's dick in every audio log, the dumbass lore) not "funny"
Alexander Johnson
They would just look up a guide
Samuel Nelson
I love long boss fights.
you have ADHD
Alexander Morris
nu-doom is just "trying too hard" no extras
Logan Rivera
>implying guide usage wasn't huge in the PS2 era
Do you even gamefaqs?
Brody Fisher
>Boss is just a bigger version of regular enemy
Jace Ross
mhun doesn't count man
Christian Price
>boss is just a statboosted regular enemy with a hat
>boss is just a regular enemy with a better gun
William Rodriguez
>game is hard
>you have to spend 20+ minutes on the asshole every try
>game is easy
>game is easy
Caleb Edwards
>boss has stages
>set dialogue between PC and boss
>health stops going down because boss has to finish all his lines before you can finally go to the next stage of the fight
Benjamin Moore
Nothing wrong with long boss fights if they force you to use everything you have at your disposal over the full course of the battle, change strategies on the fly, and its a struggle to survive.
If its just an HP sponge then its a problem