Why did he shit all over doom 2016 and Zig Forums?

dumb bullshit meme

he fucks more than just trannies alright ;)

he would literally tower over you, slap your little fag ass and bend you down and fuck your boy pussy right there

he would get winded just trying to waddle over to me

so he's gay?

>t. 5.2 bitch boy

sam hyde is morbidly obese

Hes baiting for righty teenage donos. Thats all he has left.

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he later said he liked it tho

God, Sam Hyde is such an unbelievable faggot and piece of shit. I've never seen him not look like a faggot.
I don't actually care that he's into young girls. My problem, more or less, is his treatment of them, his methods, and the fact that, like most internet predators, he goes around the back of parents and tries to lure girls away.
Those who do that have obviously clear malicious intent for the girls. Parents exist to protect their kids from danger, and while sex itself is not the danger, creeps that use and abuse young girls, and then likely discard them when something newer comes along, are a danger. By going directly to a child, you are intentionally bypassing that safety net, and your intentions are clearly harmful. Why else would you not want parental approval first?
I don't have an issue with adults shagging teens, and the concept of age of consent doesn't exactly jive with the rest of human history. But I do believe ultimately parents have the right to regulate it, and going around said parents to have sex with their kids, even as teens, is a violation of their rights and should result in very serious penalties when discovered, even if consensual.
Sam: needs to go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars.

Failed pseudocomedian with dead fanbase, utterly filled with schizos.

>dead fanbase
>enough people subscribe to his paywall to fund himself and several employees pumping out several videos a month
he cant be doing that bad

One video a month, not to mention that they were recorded back in 2018 or 2019.

since when did he fuck kids? I thought he was only an alcoholic eceleb

>not to mention that they were recorded back in 2018 or 2019.
the two most recent were filmed recently based on the cast so i'm already just going to assume you're full of shit
and there was 3 uploaded within the last month, only one is older footage and even then when I say older i mean at the start of 2020

he makes 80k a month from his fans alone. Try harder you pathetic little loser bitch

>thats a tranny
>he fucks trannies
>he's a fag
>s(he)
why is Zig Forums so obsessed with dicks? literally every thread ever has people talking about trannies in some way or another. for self proclaimed chad people, it feels very gay.

because he needs incredibly specific things to rip on, things he thinks have potential, but he missed the mark on this one

he saw a character do an "epic" landing on one knee and decided this encapsulates something about the game that is a cardinal sin to someone steeped in so much irony, the idea that its obvious its trying hard to give a particular feeling.

Don’t you have school to attend to underage-sama?

wow chill out i won't discuss your niche internet friend anymore

it's his job to shit on everything

dont reply to me dork

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ok pedo

It's really sad and pathetic what happened to Sam. He does nothing but milk his paypigs in exchange for lackluster and/or late content. He's so cancerous he fell out with his old friends and the guys in his new vids are sycophant, tryhard, unfunny numales because even Charls got tired of his bullshit. Nick still appears sometimes, last time Sam had to beg for money to pay him. Nu MDE isn't funny. It consists of Sam and his neckbearded autistic friends doing ebin YouTube pranks or life advice builds with creepy cult vibes and putting them behind a paywall.

It was funny

MDE in 2012
>funny, relevant, innovative videos, post-modern 7chan style humor

"MDE" in 2020
>we want the MGTOW ephebophile audience

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He was at his funniest when he filmed videos on his phone at his moms house. He has gone downhill ever since. Also, when is he going to realize that constantly laughing hysterically at his own jokes is actually just fucking annoying? Hes so fucking full of himself which can sometimes lead to funny things but at others hes just an arrogant douchebag. He used to be likable but not anymore. Also I think besides Charles and Nick he has the unfunniest friends I have ever seen. Dude needs to hit up some talent or something because everytime one of his friends tries to """Act"""" its always just embarrassing. I keep subbing and unsubbing from Sam because I still think hes capable of making funny stuff but all in all his new content is unfocused and altogether mediocre.

Because he's a literal nobody without Andy, his editing team and Charls

pretty much this, they peaked with manslave

youtube.com/watch?v=uwR5OP4jtwA

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How about Charls's thoughts on video games?
youtube.com/watch?v=9X3GP8FjogE

isn't that kind of ironic though considering he needed none of that with the phone videos?
not to mention charls can't stand on his own two feet without sam and nick writing or coming up with ideas for him, without that he just rambles, his shit equally sucks