It's not the suit's fault that a lot of horny losers only care about Samus because she has a big butt.
Why does Zig Forums hate the zero suit?
Hunter Thomas
Dominic Edwards
It's just Other M that we hate.
Jayden Lewis
I only like samus because she's 'one of the guys' a murderous pro bono bountry hunter who doesnt take lip from no man and nintendo hasnt fucked the series up yet like zelda
Justin Bell
Reshape her shithole
Liam Moore
Honestly i used to think samus was a dude when I played Prime when I was younger and thought it was cool. Seeing ZSS just feels like the value of the character is deflated because it's just seen as coombait
Dominic Green
So why is it that men in tights aren't seen as coombait?
Mason Lopez
Women and homosexuals dont play video games.
Dominic Butler
I know several women who plays Metroid, and they have no problems with Samus wearing a tight suit.
Zachary Rivera
You asked why men in tight suits arent seen as coombait. I gave you the answer.
Adrian Hughes
So if you exclude horny losers, how can Samus be seen as coombait?
Henry Butler
>If you exclude the entire vidya consumerbase then how can Samus be coombait?
Tyler Harris
I don't, I hate Other M's, the Prime games, and the Smash games version of it, that's it, the 2D version of the suit is perfect.
Brandon Harris
Do you seriously believe most people are like the total losers of Zig Forums?
What do you like about the 2D version so much? They look pretty similar to me.
Mason White
just gonna leave this here
Jayden King
THICC
Caleb Johnson
Degenerate scumbags like you is the reason why the zero suit has a bad rep.
Easton Brooks
Tyler Smith
Why does she have shit next to her mouth?
Parker Anderson
>What do you like about the 2D version so much? They look pretty similar to me.
Everything, they look amazing.
1/2
Ethan Clark
2/2
Lucas White
"Everything", huh? Say something. One reason 2D Samus is better than 3D Samus.
Evan Wright
>pro bono
Samus doesn't do this shit for free, chum.
Gabriel Roberts
>fit and toned
>tall
>big tits
>nice ass
>better personality
>is pretty and hot
Joshua Martinez
Midriff is better.
Gavin Brown
>fit and toned
Samus is always fit and toned
>tall
She doesn't change height
>big tits
She always have big tits except in Ultimate.
>nice ass
She always has a nice ass
>better personality
This was about her looks, wasn't it?
Aaron King
I heard they are gonna make brie lawson samus and now I just defacto hate samus, used to like her plenty.
I hate that womans blocky head though
Xavier Martinez
>This was about her looks, wasn't it?
nice gpm faggot.
William Perry
I don’t mind ZSS but I think Zig Forums and the Nintendo fandom has a lot of people that cover their eyes during sex scenes and things of the sort and since ZSS is hyper sexualized they get triggered by it since they used to just ignore her being a woman and now it’s thrust into their face
Samuel Gomez
>Samus is always fit and toned
In the 2D games
>She doesn't change height
In Other M
>She always have big tits except in Ultimate.
In the 2D games
>She always has a nice ass
In the 2D games
>This was about her looks, wasn't it?
This helps
Matthew Wood
No, just not in the 2D games. In all games.
Angel Evans
o-oh my g-g-go... OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT A GIANTESS, A GIANTESS??? OH SHIT OH SHIT I LITERALLY FEEEELLL HIIIGGHH!! alright i need to bust one out right now, im gonagbg do it fhgfh *unzips*
AHHHHHhhhh yeah now lets get RIGHT TO IT
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oh i feel it-uggghhh-ARGGGGHH IM... IM GONNA... IM C-COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGG
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Leo Barnes
IS
IS SAMUS
FAT??
HOLY SHIT I'M COOOOOOOMMIIIINNNGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Jason Parker
what did she mean by this
Jaxon Fisher
Josiah Powell
I want this one back. She never looked this good again.
Logan Sanchez
The Prime series fucks her look outside the suit up, only Smash Melee got her helmetless features right, Other M was an abomination. 2D Samus are the only ones that follow the guidelines.
Anthony Thompson
Samus Returns says hello.