"You said you play on PC? Wow, your girlfriend is very lucky...."

"You said you play on PC? Wow, your girlfriend is very lucky...."

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I don't have a girlfriend :(

Girls don't even talk to me.

Has anyone had any sexual experiences with older women. Now that I'm in my thirties I feel like I've missed out forever.

for fuck sake the first 3 answers show how beta manlets Zig Forums is filled with

I haven't had a girlfriend in a year.
I prefer masturbation to sex.

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Women live past their thirties, user. Get in on that granny action.

How do I get a gf in Finland?

>rotten eggs
>saggy tits
>wrinkles
you havent missed a thing

>not being good-looking makes you a beta

girls will never sexually love me

I'm just a friend

no you don't
cope

be mamu

Yes, I treat my hands very well.

>"T-thanks, you too"

Zig Forums has always been this way

Reminder that Zig Forumsfags are the only people who speak like this

Yes.

When I was 27 u was fucking a 37 year old mexican women with big tits. It was fun. Also at the same time got my fuck sucked by a 40 something who had a cuck husband watching me. That one was less fun.

because you’re a nigger

I'm single, but I'm sorry ma'am, I only date girls around 17yo, when they're at their peak

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probs

Everybody can be good looking with efforts.

If you're not good lookign it's your fault, ergo you're a beta

>got my fuck sucked by a 40 something who had a cuck
a true poet

I'm 24 years old and I've never touched a female

Nah... everyone has their tastes.
Masturbating feels inferior but with proper shaking and cream it feels incredible, yes, you must have a foreskin.

formerly Sneed

Holy shit are you drunk or your writing is always that bad? it's like trying to read a homework made by a third-grader with cerebral palsy

>girlfriend

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Masturbation is not better than sex
cope

There's a handful of cougar bars in Vegas. Checked one out when I was 25. It was on hell of a booze fueled trip. I think the one I went to was suggested by a taxi driver and was a bar in the Stratosphere. Sat down and barely got my drink before 'hey there baby'. And I'm not even that much of a looker. Nothing offensive but nothing special. Got drug upstairs to a sorta.. group sex thing. Was alright. Took me a while to nut up and get in on it. Was kinda fun but not really something I crave. I stood around for like 30 minutes in the buff nervously sipping my drink watching people go. Older gal, like 40ish, came over and started talking to me and we had a real pleasant small talk before she basically grabbed me by the dick and drug me to the pile.

So, whatever. Check out cougar bars in Vegas. Maybe you can still look young. Shave real good, get rid of some of the bushyness to your eyebrows, and wear a jacket that is just sliiiightly too large and you'll probably be able to pull off mid 20s.