What the fuck is wrong with Melee players??

Sakurai tried his fucking best with Ultimate. He literally COLLAPSED from stress working on this masterpiece. And you won't play. You won't move on. All you ever want to fucking do is play melee. You're pathetic. He works tirelessly for YOU, and you call him a hack every day but still have the gall to ask for sponsorship money. FUCK. YOU.

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>be so dumb that you pass out from not drinking water

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Imagine passing out working and the game turns out to be a piece of shit

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Sakurai works out? Da fuq? He looks anorexic.

He probably does cardio

>I AM SILLY

>passes out while taking a bath
how brittle is he? damn

It's called autism OP, and stinky smelee players have a severe case of it.

Street Fighter IV is better than Third Strike

Melee was shit just mash buttons and you win

Are Melee players ever going to fucking let go? Every new entry it's always
>Oh boo hoo this isn't like Melee

I don't get why they put all this effort to make their online mode work as trashy as possible then japanese devs complain "Well you just don't appreciate what we made! You don't know how hard it is to implement rollback!"

Harada has been complaining about rollback gripes a lot recently. Stupid japanese devs and their kaizen philosophy doesn't even let them figure out how to make good online before they even make the game. Look at Guilty Gear ACR+ on steam when they were able to release a stable rollback beta. It surged past every other fighter

Reminder that this cunt passed out because he was following some insane crash diet

Literally the whole stinky day incident occurred at a Sm4sh event. Majority of the pedophiles come from the Sm4sh/Ultimate community

More likely he dehydrated from being too salty.

take a shower, stinky.

I'm not a Sm4sh/Ultimate player though

bathe

>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CONSOOOOOM! BUY THE FUCKING GAME!!!!! GIVE JEWTENDO YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!

NOOOOO I WORKED HARD SO THAT AUTOMATICALLY MEANS YOU MUST APPRECIATE IT

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Why do they pretend to like bad games bros

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I'm not a Sm4sh/Ultimate player though

bathe

>when the autofellating statue is a perfect metaphor for the butthurt dragon guy

Homie didn't hydrate

But that was on the 3DS

Hopefully nintendo bites the bullet and shuts down these faggots for being such faggots on social media. Imagine playing a children's party game for "gamer clout"

hes right tho

I don't get what's so special about Melee. There are better fighting games for being competitive. Smash is just a party game for the bros at the end of the day. So are Meleefags just manchildren who think playing Melee earns them some special reputation or something?

1v1 me faggot

I love this image.
>DADDY SAKURAI WORKS SO HARD ON THE NEW GAMES. CONSUME THE NEW PRODUCT!!!
Almost verbatim what OP said.

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>bottom sculpture
SOUL
>top sculpture
SOULLESS