CONGRATULATIONS user, YOU DID IT YOU HAVE WON TWISTED METAL!

CONGRATULATIONS user, YOU DID IT YOU HAVE WON TWISTED METAL!


SO, WHAT IS IT?

WHAT IS YOUR WISH?

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peace on earth

I wish I had a wife who was alive and we genuinely both love eachother andI find her very attractive.

hamborgar

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I wish I could participate in the next Twisted Metal except with a better car.

To have his laugh from the psp game.

I wish Scalies were real(Not furries though, they can go fuck themselves)

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I wish we could do a Record of Ragnarok type tournament with anime vs western animation characters just to see who wins.

SUCK AND FUCK

>Biden wins 2020

I AM CALYPSO AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL

Someone post the shitpost where calypso grants the xbox console war wish.

I want you to stop existing for everyone in the world.

I wish I was dead

double cheeseburger no pickles, some fries, and a medium lemonade.

I WANT Zig Forums TO TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

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I want Twisted Metal for PS5

I WISH FOR THE ZONE TO DISAPPEAR

KILL
ALL
WYPIPO

can i have a soda?

You now have an attractive wife and she will love you so much she will never let you leave her. Not even to go outside your house. I am Calypso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

I wish for you to have a pleasant day, Calypso!

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sure, is ginger soda fine? I am Calypso and thank you for playing twisted Metal

They are real and are cannibals with a sweet tooth for human meat. You died as a cattle in a farm in Utah. I am Calipso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

ginger soda will be perfect, thank you calypso.

I want to be ruler of hell and have you as my bitch.

Wish granted.
It is a remake of Twisted Metal 4 made by Bluepoint.
I am Calypso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

give me a 5 star character in genshin impact

GRANTED...BUT I WILL HAVE IT...WITH YOU!

W Y P I P O, these letters are no elmnated frm the alphabet. Calyps and thank yu fr laying tsted metal

Nothing. Fuck you, you deceitful prick.

Yeah I’d like to order a hamburger, ketchup, cheese, bacon, patty only, on sourdough.

not him but, damn is that cursed twist

every nuke on the planet goes of simultaneously. every human and almost all animals die. eternal peace. thank you user, for playing twisted metal.

I wish for a 1080p 60fps capable Nintendo Switch Pro!

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I wish that I was 20 years old with the health and mental state I was back then but with my current posessions and bank account and my knowledge of everything that has transpired these last ten years and that this wish will be carried out to the best premise according to how I desire it to turn out without any ironic, sadisitic or other twists that will involve any attempt to try and turn my wish or desire into a cruel fate for myself.

you get warped into purgatory

thank you for playing, hahahahaaaaa

I wish I could come up with a wish

Wholesome foxgirl wife i can cuddle with all time, and she always welcomes me home with hugs, clean house and warm meal

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You come up with the best, most foolproof wish that would have left you as the most content and happy man in existence. But you can't use that wish until you win again. Thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

Wish granted, but she’s made of sentient shit and looks like your grandma

absolutely sinister

I see no downside there.

you get a traveler dupe. thank you for playing twisted metal

I'd say it's a double cursed twist
Not only it is made by complete retards who suck all of the soul and spit it out as soulless remake, but it is one of the worst TM games as well.

Sure, now bend over. I am calypso and Thank you for playing with my twisted metal!