Im in boys

Do a little dance. Make a little love.

Get down tonight.

I match with girls but then i have no desire to speak to them.
Texting on tinder as a dude feels like Digital Got Talent with a single, barely qualified jury, i have no patience for that

In what way does that help if you're still in the 80%?

i have the best build for the meta

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Grab the opponent's attention. Try to not be a cringeworthy dumpster fire while at it; make sure to write down what you like doing and what you don't. Don't fall for the "b urself" either, you need to be approachable to people first or else you won't have a party to do coop with. Write down your stats, and your class. If you do matchmake with someone, do a bold introduction of yourself, but make sure to not overstep the line to the point you look arrogant. GG.

Why's it bent like that

nani?

>all this people complaining about tinder
you guys are like little babies, watch this
>facebook dating

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blown the fuck out

The modern woman lads

Yikes. This is why you never ever cling to your last match.

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Games where the villains has a massive cope?

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Man, his self-esteem must be crushed into a pulp. Heartless bitch. Poor guy. I hate women. Don't go on tinder lads, won't find qt wholesome heartful trad girls there, they have no reason to go there

I dont speak imessage. Someone explain this to an android user.

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>talk to girl for two months
>finally meet up
>she ghosts me afterwards, only politely answers my texts
I regret meeting up, because it was actually nice having someone to text to and vent my feelings

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she accidentally sent the screenshot and laughter to the guy she was laughing of

Isn't even available on my 4 year old phone.

As far as I understand, she took a screenshot of anons message intending to send it to someone, probably one of her friends.
She accidentally sent it to user instead.

she screencapped what he said and meant to text a friend making fun of him. she accidentally sent it to him.

>vent my feelings
you sure you didn't overdo this bro?

>vent your feelings
found your mistake

good

>be guy
>muster the courage to speak to woman
>she screenshot your text and send to her friends to laugh at you
ever wondered why most people say women are heartless creatures? thats why

Nah, we had great chemistry over text. She was venting her shit aswell. But I think the expectations built up too much for the first date since we would text daily.

Dating sites are only good for finding flings, and the people who do so mostly aren't ones you should date. Dunno what he expected.

wtf am i on Zig Forums?

It's really fucking easy:
>be at least 6 foot
>perfect face structure, no moles
>perfect teeth
>white
>perfect hairline with no balding
>have a six figure salary with a seven figure bank account
>be ripped

>talk to girl for 5 days
>invites me to hang out and chill out
>20 minutes before the date
>tells me she will be there soon
>"same, see you there"
>while I'm on my way to the bus I realize I can't see her profile pic
>can't find her profile on the date app
>ghosted
I will never know what the fuck happened

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How am I supposed to beat the first stage when I can't even reach it?

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She probably does this to a lot of guys. Seems like she has either anxiety or attention whore disorder.

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At least you got to meet her after two months. I got ghosted after three when she got cold feet. Don't think it would have worked out long term anyway since her brain is fried by social media.
It was a valuable lesson because I stopped caring about trying to find a date since. If it happens, it happens.

I don't know when dating apps became an extension of social media like instagram but I hate it.
Go and get your validation somewhere else

>took some actually good pictures
>tried tinder again
>fuckton of likes and matches daily
>country is in lockdown so I can't go on dates
>hate talking though text because I can't be interesting and neither can they
>both lose interest even though they wanted to go on a date within 2 messages

why did I decide to try to be sociable during this shitass year, now I just use the app to boost my ego

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I hate texting actually, I wish I didn't feel this obligation to speak with someone 24/7

>date girl
>fuck
>whoops I was dating someone else haha u cool with that? I mean I told you
its all so tiresome

>took some actually good pictures
reiterate on this or fake and gay

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lmao

Be average looking at least
Workout
Get some decent clothes
Pay a photographer to get some good pictures of you rather than using loser selfies

That should do. If you're desperate as hell then get Tinder Platinum and like away.

>Pay a photographer to get some good pictures
This seems like a huge deal on tinder yet most guys don't even bother, I don't think its even about the money...

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and women wonder why i rape and kill them