What is his endgame?
What is his endgame?
James Perry
Brody Ross
Saving people money
Daniel Murphy
to red pill everybody on the planet about cyber punk (and nothing else)
Grayson Hughes
ape escape 4
Logan Howard
Warner Bros only has two IPs left: Shazam and Cyberpunk 2077. If 2077 is successful all funding goes towards yearly sequels. If it underperforms by even a dollar, Warner will fund a Shazam sextilogy. Disney insider btw.
Jaxon Allen
the truth
Matthew Smith
fucking his black qween sister
Jackson Scott
saving millions
Juan Mitchell
to red pill us about shit games like pokemon swsh
Mason Robinson
Why Shazam out of all things?
Nicholas Edwards
Makeing people believe he's a real women. And he will never succeed
Kayden Lewis
This actor has the stupidest face imaginable
Ryan Butler
Don't care still buying Cyberpunk 2077. Stay mad faggots, I know you're all going seethe like the pathetic fucking basedboys that you are when you find out CDPR made another masterpiece and you missed out because it's sold out and you won't be able to enjoy it.
Carson Garcia
>sexy adult body with the brain of a six-year-old
Hnnnnngggg
Charles Baker
*SIIIIIIIIP*
You are stupid.
Owen Mitchell
He is a dorky fuckboy
Parker Hughes
Armageddon
Wyatt Wilson
Officer Shazam. Lets begin.
Recite your basedline.
“Don’t care, I’m still not buying Cyberpunk 2077”
>BEEP
“A system of Cyberpunk threads with incels, un-slurped drink
With incels un-slurped drink
With incels un-slurped drink”
>BEEP
“I gleefully slurp against the tall, bright sun-fountain sky”
>BEEP
SLURP
“SLURP”
Have you ever preordered Cyberpunk 2077? SLURP.
“SLURP”
Do they keep you in a Cyberpunk thread? SLURP.
“SLURP”
When you’re not posting your pasta, do they keep you in a Big Thirst cup? SLURP.
“SLURP”
INCELS STINK.
“...INCELS STINK”
What’s it like to play Cyberpunk 2077? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do they post Gameplay Reveal Walkthroughs? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do you long for having your money back? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do you dream about Cyberpunk releasing? INCELS STINK.
“...INCELS STINK”
What’s it like holding the Cyberpunk 2077 disk in your hands? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
Do you feel like there’s a part of this game that is missing? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”
*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK. Why don’t you delay it three times.
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK” ...
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK” ...
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK”
...
We’re done. Constant S. H. A. Z. A. M... you can pick up your Big Thirst.
“Thank you” *SLURRRRRRP*
Jackson White
weak b8
Carson Parker
He was in a real RPG
Logan Martinez
This makes zero sense because I don't watch capeship but this is just too fucking retarded that I can't help but laugh
Oliver Hughes
I tried, user. It's quite difficult to replicate the thoughts of someone who would actually buy Cyberpunk.
Mason Lewis
the chad judgmental face
Aiden Long
Because Billy is awesome
Daniel Hughes
Give me a quick rundown
Grayson Wilson
Blake Cook
Kek. Seriously tho, are there new complaints about the game?
Jaxon Baker
It's a Bladerunner reference you zoomer
Grayson Anderson
>those eyebrows
>those lips
God she's so hot. If only she didn't have a retarded lesbian hairdo, she'd be 10/10.
Austin Parker
>haha nice try kid but these cut features were never planned to be added to begin with
Do you realize how silly you sound
Brayden Rodriguez
>t. Guy Gardner
James Richardson
>loot shit to customize your car
epic
>can't customize apartments
epic, i love losing basic features
>wall running removed
>oh uhhhh... it was late game anyway!
cope
>robot companion removed... but still in a single quest
epic
>classes removed, never a class based game
out right lie
>swimming removed
still have not seen any footage of that shit
>gangs
why would you interact with gangs and not join them? epic
>verticality removed
devs too incompetent to make vertical areas, epic
>driving city in 5 minutes
tell me a single city that you can pass through that takes 5 minutes
>2/3rd of the map is farm and badlands
not cyberpunk, who cares where they get the energy from
>rpg/shooter
they definitely advertised it as a shooter first. epic bait and switch
>skill tree smaller
>every media outlet
lol. they say whatever the devs tell them to say
>capture feel of GTA
can't even do open world shit, epic and kys
Luke King
so I'm hearing Michael Pondsmith, the creator of cyberpunk, actually started this meme...
Bentley Gray
make it short, fellow Poe's law abuser. that's the secret
Josiah Murphy
I just saved that one since it had both sides of argument. Easier for when I need/want to crosscheck the infos.
Genuinely need to know if there's more cut contents and stuff since I don't follow the news.
Evan Richardson
>capeship
I swear you bongs make a fool of yourselves on purpose...