People say to me, "Fernando, I am a lonely man spending my nights on the personal computer, typing messages to strangers about video games. I am unhappy and I wish to make to love to beautiful women like ju do." And then they ask me more questions, and Fernando gets tired and sometimes his mind wanders.
I tell myself "Frenando, ju need to pay attention! Ju mus bring the latin fever to to people of Zig Forums! This is why you came here, no?"
So, talk to Fernando, Zig Forums. He is jur friend, and he can help ju with jur love life.
What game should I play instead of talking to beautiful women?
Ayden Wright
fernando, i hit a woman with my car on accident. i brought her home and made some boiled eggs. am i doing it right?
Andrew Scott
Great host, shitty station.
Juan Sanchez
You mus ask yourself "do ju really want to play games?" Fernando does not want to put words in jur mouth, but no, ju do not. If a woman plays games with ju, it is no fun, no? Yes.
But if ju mus play a game, if only for a while, Super Seducer is good. It will show you the how to romance a woman into bed, but will not make you waste your, *ahem*, leche, into the old sock.
Anonymous, we all get caught with a DUI every now and then, but I applaud jur honor in making the eggs. However, it mus be scrambled eggs! If ju have not served the eggs yet, go scramble them now! She will run and tell the police if ju are not fast!
Nicholas Cox
Didn't know he had a character design.
Alexander Kelly
I have multiple matches on tinder but feel paralyzed and sad when even considering starting a convo.
Parker Reed
>ywn know what sage looks like from radio x
Samuel Butler
Ju mus not listen to the sad paralysis man in jur head! Listen to Fernando; most men might sometimes be scared by beautiful women. At times like this, Fernando mus admit that sometimes he goes with the fat women. Yes, I am normally surrounded by beautiful women, but sometimes it is like running a marathon when Fernando would rather sit on the couch.
But Fernando always returns to the beautiful women with time. Listen to Fernando when he tells ju there is a fire in the loins, a fire that is hot! Ju mus fan those flames! Sometimes they are little embers, like discarded cigarettes with no pink lipstick on the filter. But discarded cigarettes can become forest fires! Ju are that fire my friend. There is no space for sadness and fear when ju are going to burn down the house! And if the woman is fat, do not worry, ju will work up from there, maybe even make her lose weight by have some sweaty action with her!
Henry Reed
no questions here, just wanted to post in one of the few great threads on Zig Forums
Jaxson Carter
Probably not as good looking as she sounds.
Hunter Brown
I like to imagine her as a trashy girl who wears the stereotypical emo/grunge clothes because she only follows popular trends
Fernando, I used to always listen to your show. But these days, I'm noticing that I'm gravitating to Fever 105 more. Do I have jungle fever? And should I embrace it?
Lucas Rivera
Ju know, in the jungles of Latin America, ju mus always be careful of denge! That is real jungle fever and it makes ju very sick and unsexy. If ju still feel sexy, then ju should be safe. Any sweating should be jur own firey passion, so ju can relax. But not too much!
Thomas Turner
Fernando I just reconnected with an old female friend after years apart. We never did anything but were both pretty flirty back then. She still looks nice and is funny and all that, but there is now the whole distance issue to deal with. I kinda would like to rekindle that and see what comes of it. Is it worth going for? Should I just give up and keep hitting up dating sites instead?
Samuel Watson
Be honest:
Would you?
Sebastian Roberts
Good thread, bump
Parker Howard
>Hello, I, am Fernando Martinez. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Hey Fernando, long time listener first time caller. I love my wife but she recently got into feminism and good. I don’t want to cheat because of the kids. How can I fix her?
Fernando, what's the deal with Funeraria Romero? The have a fucking human skeleton in their backyard just lying there like nothing.
Christopher Cruz
Fernando, how come you and a bunch of celebrities keep bouncing around cities per every decade? First it was Vice City, then San Andreas, and then Liberty City, then finally Los Santos?
Jordan Lee
I wonder who "she" voted for. Disgusting tranny trash with a sexy voice.
Jordan Ward
Hey Fernando, I'm short and really ugly. What can I do to make girls like me? Am I truly beyond hope?
