If Sega and Nintendo finally partnered up for a Sonichu game, what would it be like. We know Chris Chan would work on the game and he has a lot of experience around games, so how good would it be?
If Sega and Nintendo finally partnered up for a Sonichu game, what would it be like...
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so much variety because there'd be water stages and flying stages
>if
I'd be more interested in the circumstances that would lead to both companies thinking that this is a product worth collaborating on AND why they'd get CWC involved
All I know is I'm hyped for So Need A Cute Girl to get the full orchestral cover it deserves.
Make it so you can sandbox in every living breathing inch of Ruckersville/Charlottesville and that’s it.
Chris can technically do anything, he can kill, he can rape China, he can get kicked out of places by upping the ante on his antics. To do these things is extremely hard though. He has an autism meter where the more it goes up, the more the world around him distengrates. The art style of the game slowly turns into his own, things stop being realistic and eventually his OC’s start to dominate the game rather than actual human beings. To kill someone he’d either have to plow them with his car, or plow a cop to steal his gun. You then have to keep the autism meter low by de-stressing Chris to break into a gal-pals house so he can get with them.
All of that of course is secondary to the goal of getting a job and actually escaping his miserable existence
Christian and the hedgehog boys mini game.
Who would you main?
as generic as possible and it would turn into porn halfway through the game.
That and the mall bear orchestra acts as the oracle of the game
jerkop
never realized how badly I needed this till now
Chirs is a girl now tho
The Backstreet boys will cover it.
Mary lee Walsh
>girl
I hate everything about him
Jigglyami
Art by the mentally ill always has a certain look to it. One big tell is definitely the faces: They're usually quite expressive but in a very subtle and strange way. Like there's subtext to the emotion they're meant to convey. Something about the eyes makes you think the there's a lot more going on in the character's head—even if every thing else is drawn like shit. Sometimes it's the complete opposite, like the character's face looks vacant or so intense it makes you wonder if they comprehend what they should be feeling. Look at anything by Chris Chan and the faces he draws—even when they're smiling they look so sad, even when they're triumphant they look in turmoil, when despairing they look sardonic. I think they are a few causes for this based on what illnesses they have: A poor understanding of emotions paired with poor artistry leads to eyes and mouths not expressing what they intend to precisely, or the emotive facial features are mismatched—sad face happy eyes; a stilted world view manifesting in the art, "everyone's pretending/everyone's evil and greedy/everyone is dumber than me/no one is awkward like I am" when you start projecting your distrust or loathing onto things you'll begin to think faces normally look mocking or disingenuous—where even a basic interaction has one character looking uncomfortable or snide; isolated and self taught, many of these artist don't have formal education but they also can't take criticism from anyone so their childish style festers (you can tell when an artist is like this: wide hands, disproportionate limbs, massive heads) and in their mentally ill world their only interaction for inspiration is other art or imagination resulting in many odd influences like anime poorly drawn and extreme caricatures—they never learned how to draw a face nor do they see faces regularly or those they do are not intimate. It's fascinating really—art really is a window to the mind.
Broke: Simple troll story mocking his delusions and pathetic life
Woke: Reinterpreting his fantasy world as a dystopian hellscape based on the details he has himself implemented but is too autistic to consider the full implications of.
Bespoke: Completely unironic interpretation of CWCville and its inhabitants in the exact spirit Chris envisioned them, leaving the player to romp in an outsider art wonderland
you hate everything about you
He still looks like a man due to his balding and general ugliness.
>normie
>cwc
it's not okay to pretend to be retarded young man
Punished Wild, a Chu Denied His Drillfu
>Chris
>normalfag
He's probably one of the strangest humans alive. He's unironically too abnormal for even this place
Nobody:
Not even Sonichu:
Me: That's pretty Poggers Kappa MonkaS bro.
Is it me or do the recent episodes of the CWC Comprehensive History suck? There's far too much Chris talking on camera for long stretches of time.
The documentary hasn't really changed, we've just reached the point in Chris's life where there's no more humor left.
Do people on here actually watch that? Isn't CWC lore just common knowledge these days. How does it compare to the rabbithole doc?
He voted Lisa Simpson for president.
The dude's just reached the point of CWC's life that's fucking abysmally sad. Like there's a couple things like "DONT CALL ANYBODY" and the whole sonic boom shit, but otherwise it's just horribly depressing. It doesn't really make for a good documentary anymore.
That's true of all of them lol
Crush 40 does renditions of CWC's songs
He doesn't even look like he's trying. He just looks like he's wearing a small wig.
I'd waifu Lalla Flaafy
This evokes such painful sadness in my heart, I can't even put it into words.
so depressing. at least he’s dead and has escaped the nightmare tranny freak chris has become
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It's amazing how the tranny cult was 100x more harmful to him that all of the trolls