One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
One will protect you, the other eight will try to kill you. Choose wisely
Goku
6/8
>choose BIG BUTT to protect me
>he just betrays me and leaves me unaccounted for at the last minute because he was only here to use me for steal some shit from one of these guys
>this just makes BIG BUTT even hornier
so the real answer is between bayonetta, kratos, and dante right? samus raiden and doom guy are all weaker, and remake cloud isn't at max level
I don't recall Doom Guy ever getting his ass beat in his own game so I'll go with him
Dante because it comes with the gay baggage. His brother and nephew are sure as hell going to come to to have gay incestuous sex so I have 3 bodyguards.
Also why tf is there a woman on the list who tf wants to be proetcted by a woman.
Kinda wanna pick Raziel, but im not sure I'll handle all his emo shit and ill just get depressed and beg for someone to kill me
Easily Bayonetta, she threw a fucking satellite
Dante.
He'd kick Samus, Doom, Cloud, and Raiden's ass on his Human Form.
He'd destroy the rest in his Normal DT Form.
He'd kill everyone including me in his SIN DT form.
kratos killed gods how is he not objectively the strongest
Dante, Bayonetta, and Doom Slayer are arguably the only ones worth considering. Raiden isn't shit, Kratos isn't shit and every "god" he fights is a watered down version of the culture's depiction of their god, Raziel is effectively immortal but not very powerful.
Motivated Dante rapes everyone.
Can also Royalguard and Quicksilver the fuck out of anyone
You can't bring gameplay into this shit because the moment you do what the fuck is stopping Dante and Bayonetta from endlessly parrying one another into an infinite stalemate.
Doomguy of course
>Chilling with hin in his tower of doom
since only Samus and Bayo have the means to reach it
>Doomguy can just activate all the cheat codes and Rape both with ease
dantewinslol
because dante fights demons and bayonetta fights angels. so with japanese power levels for religious figures they are all probably god tier.
Doomguy, not even a contest
>Able to kill deities
>Fast as fuck
>Can telefrag
>Literal God mode
Maybe Dante and Samus would give him a fight because they are able to "fly" but that's it
idk the ability to defeat hades is pretty insane even if the depiction is weird. kratos has literally destroyed the world with his fists and blades, even if it just looks like he beat down a normal dude.
would doom guy fight samus? he'd probably kick the shot out of bayo, but samus ain't a demon.
there's a big power gap between bayo/slayer/dante and the rest. people want to ham up kratos as a "god killer" but greek gods are week shit and dad of war's depiction of norse gods was nothing short of insulting. they lowered power levels to make sure kratos could win.
definitely dont want cucked kratos
I want Bayonetta to protect me, but the only one trying to kill me is another Bayonetta.
I think Id be good with my guy Dante, hes pretty much literally god tier by the end of dmc5
Samus
I'll fuck her senseless. Probably won't care about dying after. These threads are dumb.
Depends if Samus REALLY Wants to kill me.
Doomguy always cared about humans soo he would probably wont attack first if he sees Samus
I think of those characters Dante would be the most likely to succeed, and look stylish doing it.
It's between Kratos, Dante and Bayo, they are on a class of their own
Doom Slayer doesn't hurt humans so arguably he would only fight Alucard or Raziel there
you would still be protected, if they are just keep fighting then youre good to live your life
but his feats still count as beating a god as a normal dude, beating the fates and altering his own destiny, escaping hades 3 times and killing hades thus destroying the concept of death, escaping Hel, and killing the valkyries. kratos is pretty much immune to death. it doesn't matter what the fights in his series looked like.
Doomguy obviously
Well Dante could kill both Kratos and Bayonetta, but Raiden is the only guy on there that could probably step to Dante so it's between them two
if Samus fucked you you wouldn't last more than 30 seconds boyo
>30 seconds
more like 3 shallow humps.
the only reason I want to believe in raiden is because of him swinging a building sized sword tens of times in a fraction of a second against metal gear excelsus, but I seriously doubt he's on par with demons and god killers.
>Dante a Half DEMON
>Bayo a WITCH
>Alucard a VAMPIRE
>Kratos a HALF GOD
>Again Dante AFRIGGIN HALF DEMON
Doomslayer really seens to care about humans soo i dont see hin not fighting to protect then.Unless you arent human kek
what makes you think raiden would stand a chance againts dante? to me he kinda feels like just some random guy compared to what dante is capable of, if Id have to choose Id say bayonetta would be the only one who could put up a decent fight
First off I can say Samus and Raiden have never managed to protect a thing I their life, especially when it has been their job to specifically do so. So not them. Bayonetta has experience protecting helpless people from many directions at once, including giving them a shield barrier that can take quite a beating, so I'll go with her.
>Raiden
>touching Dante
nigga what? Raiden is strong, fast, talented, but Dante can literally do shit like judgement cuts and throw giant magic fireballs.
Doomguy fights demons and angels at the same time
Dante because I really want to fuck him. Also he's broken in terms of powers so I'd be safe and that's good
I need lots of protection, can I pick two? ;__;