why doesn't link just racially cleanse the gerudo so ganon can't spawn anymore?
Why doesn't link just racially cleanse the gerudo so ganon can't spawn anymore?
Christian Evans
Ryan Turner
Jonathan Ross
Because they have the largest asses in Hyrule. Who do you think is breeding them in the first place?
Jacob Miller
You could say the same about Ganon and Hylians.
Charles Morris
The same gods that ensure that link is reincarnated, would intervene to ensure Gonon is given a chance to reincarnate.
Nicholas Walker
Ganom has already been born, the Ganon across the games is the same dude over and over again. Besides, if there were no Gerudo the curse doesn't care, it picked a Gerudo by chance the once, it could just as easily pick another race. But you already knew the lore didn't you? You're just shitposting
Juan Anderson
Dude he can't do that, it's racist as fuck.
Owen Flores
gerudo women kidnap hylian men and breed them and then send them away. Seeing as only one male is born every 300 years, these people should be genetically mostly hylian by now so im not sure how this works. A hylian man and gerudo woman give birth to a full gerudo looking girl
Robert Gomez
If you're referring to BotW's Gerudo. There hasn't been another Gerudo Male born since the Calamity 10,100 years before the beginning of the game. And they've been proven being great allies many times in Hyrule's history
Christopher Mitchell
>genetically
it's magic dumbfuck
Ian Roberts
look at the curve on those hips
made for breeding, tenderly while holding hands
Adrian Johnson
Female Gerudos sure do grow fast. Riju is just like 13 or something
Blake Harris
imagine...
Brayden Morgan
NNNNGGGGHHHH
Dylan Russell
no, he needs to colonize them, dilute the Gerudo blood for generations!
Charles Smith
Several Link's have breed with Gerudo chieftains so they might be descendants of a past Link.
Lincoln Flores
Only Four Sword Adventures had the Gerudo spawning a new Ganon, every other game had the original Ganon being brought back to life or unsealed from a prison.
Aiden Lewis
I don't really know how Zelda's fucky timelines work but Ganondorf is the only Ganon, unlike different reincarnations of Link and Zelda.
Anthony Roberts
Because it's been shown Demise's curse is so strong that a new Ganondorf can regenerate itself even from Ganon's desiccated corpse.
Charles Wood
>the gods were the true antagonists all along
Tyler Lopez
Based and bleachpilled
Austin Lopez
Legit this. Every depiction of female gerudos in the series always been curvy women with a nice fat ass with decent breasts.
Even Twinrova is fucking hot, up to the point Link actually blushes seeing her when the boss battle begins.
Who wouldn't fuck them when given a chance? They're likely fine with most weird fetishes you like.
And you can't simply refuse to fuck the Gerudos either, as they'll force you to have sex with them until it's guarantee they're pregnant.
It's a full proof plan to have Ganondorf come back always, because in the end people will refuse to genocide the Gerudos because of their dick.
Colton Myers
since they can only reproduce by race-mixing wouldn't this just happen naturally
Jose Myers
motherfuckers have groose dna
you'll be lucky if they start kinda resembling you after 50 generations
Easton Young
This is why it has to be a grand scale operation, put them in a farm and start breeding them, select the children with the most diluted blood in them and get them to breed non stop for generations ... you know, for the salvation of the land. Unless you have a better idea.
Luke Sullivan
come to think of it, the whole concept of an all-female race doesn't really make a lot of sense does it?
Ryan Cox
They rape Hylian men since ganondorf is gone
Gavin Thompson
How dominant are Gerudo genes that race-mixing is literally how they reproduce and somehow it's always a pure Gerudo woman? Is Hylian sperm just that weak?
Nolan Collins
by the time that starts working you get a single male gerudo baby and the whole thing goes up in flames, literally
Aiden Reed
This was implied to have happened in the child timeline (TP) until BOTW brought them back.
Eli Lewis
Gerudo women are indispensable
Luis Barnes
Yeah but they don't know that. Just get to the breeding part already, it's better than just sitting idle
Juan Carter
If by "radically cleanse" you mean give riju a cum bath
Elijah Collins
*racially
Hudson Moore
There's clearly magic at work, the same magic that spawns a male Gerudo every century also keeps the Gerudo females from having their genes become too diluted. The only traits the Gerudo have adopted from the Hylians are their pointed ears, that's just not natural.
Jonathan Baker
Well, in BOTW the Gerudo´s to have varied skin tones.
Or maybe Gerudo´s aren´t actually brown and just got tanned from living in the desert.
Adam Taylor
Based Demise using coomer simps to protect his cycle.
Carson Anderson
The "whiter" Gerudos are very few, so that might just be just luck where the guy's genes overpower the other, but since Gerudo genes are strong as shit it rarely results in a man being born, hell, I doubt we have ever seen a Gerudo man that wasn't Ganondorf, so they should just sacrifice him or something instead of making him king.
Tyler Jones
>ywn have a gerudo wife
Why even live, man?
Jose Wright
Can you believe that some theories say that OP's pic came out of this silly goose