Petrification is cured by golden needles

did people in the old days ever coom to statues and portraits?

Well yeah if we're going by purest, most realistic logic, yeah, getting turned into stone and then having the stone turned back into flesh is just gonna leave a bunch of dead flesh.

maybe its a reference to this
imdb.com/title/tt0071568/

why would you be, organisms have been found to survive years whilst being utterly frozen then thawed out, I imagine being turned to stone and having every atom of your body just 'paused' wouldn't kill you if you were unstoned

no because the SOUL left the body

China is right next to Japan bro. Japan used to take shit from China all the time. Traditional medicine (as in, before the introduction of European medical knowledge) in Japan is even called "Chinese medicine" because it was based on Chinese texts.

>What should be the "actual" cure to petrification to actually make it make sense?
Maybe one of those venoms that dissolves your organs

It's fucking magic, I assume your body functions get kickstarted again.

FOOTA you say?

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There's a difference between being frozen and having your body turned into solid stone.
But this is then going into the semantics of whether or not petrification turns you into a solid statue, or if your organs are all turned into stone and your blood is kept a liquid or something.

>Muh soul
Get off inquisitionfag, you're nothing but electrical wires and water

cute feet

the cells would die in the process
>organisms have been found to survive years whilst being utterly frozen then thawed out
not complex ones

where does the petrification even come from in the first place? i mean are there japanese folklore shit about it or did all jrpg makers just look at medusa and thought it's cool

cute soles

Guh

you ever think some ancient lads got together to jerk off and cum on statues?

They took it from Wizardry and other early CRPGs. And those have petrifaction because D&D had it.

I mean medusa is cool as shit

People have been fascinated by statues for a long time
youtu.be/rXxlx-Of1dg?t=263
What's wrong with gold needles?

makes sense then

Reminder that these statues were painted back in the day, and the colour just bleached in the sun of 2 millenia.
Renaissance style statues that are just white marble are aping a style that never existed.

Matsu-ura Sayohime, a wife climbs a mountain so her husband can return safely and then she gets petrified.

I was hoping there would be some basis for it in Greek mythology, but the acupuncture thing brings up seems to make the most sense given the context.

How do you know that?

Is it really aping a style if it never existed though

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cute cock

Only semen can cure petrification. If you see a statue of a naked woman, you should just coom.

Somewhat. They think the style existed, but it didn't. So they try to put rules and parameters on something that was enver intended.

Do you think ancient people got horny looking at statues too, or are we just hopeless coomers?

no one cares nigger.

I'm a certified scientist on GRADE SCHOOL HUMAN BASIC KNOWLEDGE

Isn't that literally just Final Fantasy, I haven't seen it anywhere else

yes.
I guarantee michaelangelo blew at least 5 loads over david while he was sculpting it. cause he was a faggot

Petrification might not allow that.

Have you never got piercied with needle when you have a cramp?

yea but they went beyond in mechanical skill, like the masters who crafted what looked like flowing gauze and cloth out of the stone, or pic related.

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FOOTA

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*uses golden needle*
BBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

some kind of mix of bat urine

Dispel, duh.

There's so many statues with thick asses and visibile pussy. Every "fertility goddess" is an excuse to coom.

Haven't seen this version before, nice.

>color bleached in the sun
it washed/chipped off over a few millenia retard, most of the statues left from ancient era are eroded by the natural elements

>sneak into museum at night
>take off my clothes
>coom over a statue
>unpetrify thousand of year old naked roman qt
what next? she keeps staring at me confused and it's cold around here.
i remember reading somewhere that during ancient Greece, a coomer actually fell in love with a topless statue and tried to bang it. Coomerism is in our genes user.

No, it wasn't sexual

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it's magic my nigga

It feels like it's probably meant to be a reference to some fairy tale, like the "Maiden's Kiss" is a cure for frog status in Final Fantasy

Is acupuncture as much of a quack practice as I am led to believe?

They definitely did.

wait a minute...

Ancient graphics were insane.
Imagine your brain trying to comprehend stone doing this for the first time.

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