On this day 2004 Chris Chan started a legendary comic

what does she do that he can't himself?

Story of Chris-chan begins to look unsettling when you realize that he became like that by being a soft target for corporate entertainment advertising techniques because of autism and bad parenting. Shit corporations use to hook up kids on their products is more refined than any ideological propaganda, generally common sense that remains in society keeps it in check, but Chris-chan is example of what will happen if it won't. And no matter how deranged he is, he is also perfect consumer for franchises he follows. They would be happy to have a million Chris-chans.

Is he still believing that dimensions are merging and he is going to be a god?

*she

BASED

>guys autism is capitalim's fault!
lmao fuck off commie, you will never be a woman

I wish there was a good prank lately. Like Liquid Chris from all those years ago. Any ideas?

How large is your capital? How much money have your capital made for you lately?

What if you offed yourself? That would be a pretty hood prank

Art by the mentally ill always has a certain look to it. One big tell is definitely the faces: They're usually quite expressive but in a very subtle and strange way. Like there's subtext to the emotion they're meant to convey. Something about the eyes makes you think the there's a lot more going on in the character's head—even if every thing else is drawn like shit. Sometimes it's the complete opposite, like the character's face looks vacant or so intense it makes you wonder if they comprehend what they should be feeling. Look at anything by Chris Chan and the faces he draws—even when they're smiling they look so sad, even when they're triumphant they look in turmoil, when despairing they look sardonic. I think they are a few causes for this based on what illnesses they have: A poor understanding of emotions paired with poor artistry leads to eyes and mouths not expressing what they intend to precisely, or the emotive facial features are mismatched—sad face happy eyes; a stilted world view manifesting in the art, "everyone's pretending/everyone's evil and greedy/everyone is dumber than me/no one is awkward like I am" when you start projecting your distrust or loathing onto things you'll begin to think faces normally look mocking or disingenuous—where even a basic interaction has one character looking uncomfortable or snide; isolated and self taught, many of these artist don't have formal education but they also can't take criticism from anyone so their childish style festers (you can tell when an artist is like this: wide hands, disproportionate limbs, massive heads) and in their mentally ill world their only interaction for inspiration is other art or imagination resulting in many odd influences like anime poorly drawn and extreme caricatures—they never learned how to draw a face nor do they see faces regularly or those they do are not intimate. It's fascinating really—art really is a window to the mind.

Yup there it is! The classic ''IF YOU'RE NOT RICH YOU SHOULD BE WITH US INSTEAD COMRADE'' Taught to all the young useful idiots of the party.

Wait I thought the commies were the corporate shills?
Can you Zig Forumsfags decide for once?

Both.High level commies are rich so they shill for their businesses. Low level grunts shill for abolishing capitalism. Communist parties are literal pyramid schemes. My country's commie party leader wears a Rolex lmao

Hello Matt Groening, I'm Christina Chandler, creator of CWC as you are aware, and I had a great idea for a Simpsons CWC episode!

So I'm driving through Springfield trying to get to a comic convention, and my car starts to break down! Luckily, it breaks down right in front of the Simpsons house, where Homer yells out a funny Do'h! when it crashes into his beer bottles. The whole family comes out to investigate, and they recognize me right away. Lisa yells, "it's Christina! From CWC! She's bringing the dimensional merge!" Homer makes a funny joke, "I can't wait! Then I won't have to work." and everyone laughs. It then shows the family playing and having fun with me until I have to go to bed. Then, I'm talking in Lisa's room and we share the bed (because there isn't much room anywhere) and lisa and I have fun, since were lesbians. Bart gets annoyed when I start yelling, "feel my s-chu balls!" And the family gets annoyed. For the b plot, Abe discovers the internet and uses it to create a furry and MLP avatar, making everyone in the retirement home become furries

libertarians and commies are both corporate shills. in fact the only ones who aren't corporate shills in this day and age are the dissident right (who are the only ones not allowed to have a platform)

Can you answer my question? How large is your capital and how much money have your capital made for you lately?

Can you also tell me whom are you quoting?

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have described the story in a nutshell in my recent video. But to reiterate (the final story will be typed up then copied/pasted onto this page), The show opens on Megan going onto the Cwcipedia on her computer in her room, reading the latest page uploaded and enjoying it. Later, she sends a message for the Mailbag, asking if I could come to Quahog for their upcoming Comic Book Convention to show off my work. I respond, "I just may, Meg. ;)" Then I later drive up to Quahog in my car (debatable on the destination being the Comic Con or the Griffin House), either way, the Griffins greet and welcome me. Then I break out my two S-Chu Balls, toss them and release Sonichu and Rosechu; more greetings. Megan thanks me very much for my compliments I gave a lot of, and we hang out throughout the episode (I hope she has turned Eighteen by the time I get there, so this can be a really good story). For the "B" Story, Brian gets a bit antsy around the Lovehogs' cuddlings, and he just could not help but ask them about how they maintain their relationship. And Sonichu and Rosechu tell Brian and help him find himself a new good girlfriend. **Suggestion to Seth, Let's Add a Smart, Sweet Girl Dog for Brian (Yes, SHE TALKS), as for breed, I think any sexy breed (not a poodle; nothing against poodles, but I feel that a poodle might not work well for Brian).

You will never be a woman

It took like 5 minutes and now this is a Zig Forums thread...nice job anons

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Is this pasta or did you just write all that shit up? It's probably the most profound post I've seen here all week.

None yet, but I'm going to be filthy fucking rich soon, and I'll laugh at your poor starving ass, commie :)

why did his parents ever let him use the internet?

My answer is for the lurkers. I've had this conversation so many times its pathetic. Weak canned arguments like from a bot trying to convince a man from 70 years ago. A revolution will never happen. For the first time in humanity's history life is actually bearable. No one wants to live in a communist shithole.

did you not see the first post in this thread? lol

This person is not Zig Forumsfag, he is a typical migatard who thinks that communism and capitalism are a dichotomy, sees his own strawmans everywhere and thinks that fringe transvestite genital mutilation community is all over the internet trying to indoctrinate him.
Honestly I should congratulate Zig Forums with getting its own lemmings because it is a sign of influence, but they are still unseemly.

I'm not sure they knew what the internet is at the time.

I don't even think they understood it.

>bunkerchan doesnt exist dont google it

>None yet
Fuck outta here broke boy

Those who push communism onto the people are never communists. They never practice what they preach.

Don't worry, they will import cheaper labor to replace you soon enough, and communists will be there to assault you for being racist if you dare to protest. That's what you get for being retarded mongrel who refuses to use your own head.

Good, those who will replace me will execute the commies once they find out communism's opinion on religion. A whole new generation of ISIS videos.

You mean place where other corporate stooges hang out?

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Yeah, great. Can we talk about Chris?

This is Chris's actual ideology right now so we are on subject.
youtube.com/watch?v=yJkjjpFM97w

*he
Sonichu has assumed direct control

Reminder that Chris sells blowjobs

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I'm not a disingenuous faggot who puts words in other people mouths just for illusion of one upping them, but did you just implied that you're willing to be replaced if it will do good for banks and corporations? No other questions then.

Honestly the comic is the least interesting aspect of chris chan.

You're just mad you got called out. Another thing to notice dear lurker is the lack of actual replies to anything. The commie will never confirm or deny anything negative about his ''ideology''. Too bad its all negatives.