Well Zig Forums?

Yes my cat loves to playfight

im allergic to cats :(

This

Yes, I too enjoy Toxoplasmosis.

NIGGER MAN NO!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa save me nigermaaa

Dogs are borderline retarded mutts who bark and piss and crap wherever, cats are fags too but at least they are clean and have their mouths shut for most of the day.

Most women like cats. Easy to see through your projection.

When do you think household pets will understand what vidya is and would want to play it?

are cats art ?

Imagine not owning a bird

Is he wrong? Cats are smug pricks who have to constantly project their own superiority and can't play, because it's "degrading".

They are great little friends if you take the time to earn their trust.

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wrong.

(your pet) is based and loves you unconditionally.

(my pet) is based and loves me unconditionally.

All pets are based.

Except pitbulls

as someone who has worked with both, i can say that they are both based

Maybe. But they stink like fucking shit and are basically retarded, furry children you have to take care of

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You must live such a sad and lonely life. I really do pity you user

Look at this absolute unit

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>having a pet

Just have children already, degenerates.

Dogs don't stink if you bathe them and feed them food that isn't kibble. And cats literally shit in the house their entire lives and make it smell like feces, dogs only shit in the house for the first week or so.

>dog misbehaves
>slap it
>it eventually learns to stop doing it, still loves you

>cat misbehaves
>slap it
>little shit hisses and tries to scratch me
>slap it again
>run aways like a little faggot and is now scared of me

Shit pet.

>but at least they are clean
Except they always smell like shit and any house that has one smells consistently like a litterbox

every day

Has the journalist attempted to stick the cat in his butt and write an article about it yet?

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>scream and shit on a regular basis
>require constant attention or else they'll lose the will to chirp

You're probably right,.
I do definitely agree on the Pitbull bit.

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>cat misbehaves
doesn't actually happen in the first place

Yes animals require work and attention, is this surprise?

Friendly reminder to all heckin borkin dogeredditorinos that Zig Forums is and has always been rightful catfag clay.

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Youre going to play GOTY 2021, right?

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>Shooting your cat with missiles and a lagomorph possessed sword.
You have a strange way of showing your affection, user.

Dog-fags always say their dogs don't stink but even if he just bathed his two dogs, I can smell my brother's two mutts for hours after he came over with them. Cats literally make no mess at all if they are able to go outside, they only have to user the litterbox if they are not allowed to be outside when they are sick or something (happened like twice in 10 years)

Stop projecting
Have a dirt garden, they bury their crap. A completely indoor cat is just suffering for both the owners and the animal.

Imagine having something in your house that is actively giving you parasites that control your brain
C*t owners are stupid

>t. toxoplasmosis-controlled human

Fuck no, in my experience most women prefer dogs. Even the ones that have cats end up getting dogs.

Stop fucking dogs you whore

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So you can only smell dogs right after they bathe? That means they don't smell at all. Get your story straight.

>cats don't misbehave
I hope you're just playing dumb. Those retards love climbing stuff, knocking things over, scratching furniture and will constantly bother you while you're eating meat products. My friend's cat pissed on his new keyboard to mark it's territory.

This has literally never happened. Sick of this new normie revisionist shit

this, cats are fucking trash pets

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does it have journalist difficulty mode?

I said it doesn't matter. I don't know what kind of Labradoodle dog you have at home, but most dogs fucking reek.

fuck birds tho

back to /reddit/ newfag

keep talking to me like that and only thing I'm going to project is my dick into your ass, faggot

R8 my niggerman

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Dog faggots are so insufferable. Dog people can talk about dogs and cat people just shut the fuck up (because most cat people can also like dogs). But whenever cat people try to talk about cats, dog faggots always feel the need to talk shit about how dogs are better (because most dog people dislike cats). Dog faggots just need to shut the fuck up. Both cats and dogs make perfectly good pets, just depends on whether you want to walk around and pick up turds or scoop out a litter box.

you're starting to make me worry about getting mad at a post so innocuous. Anything you want to talk about user? Did your pet recently die?